🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Red Thief]

So he just confirmed the bowling alley wedding? And he wants Alex Jones to officiate? Got I bet that pedophile wife of his is elated.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

At least he admitted it.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

So he just confirmed the bowling alley wedding? And he wants Alex Jones to officiate? Got I bet that pedophile wife of his is elated.

Did he say he wanted that or did he confirm it's already booked and done? Gunt says a lot.

 

[KingHarkinian]

Did he shave his head?

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Chat is on fire.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So he just confirmed the bowling alley wedding? And he wants Alex Jones to officiate? Got I bet that pedophile wife of his is elated.

Lol, as if Alex Jones would want to officiate his wedding. Ralph casting his net far and wide for a new e-daddy. He can use a bowling alley wedding as an excuse to contact Alex and ask him to officiate will def work and they will become buds for sure. Alex is def a big KS fan.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I've been lurking here for years but I just registered to ask why the fuck anyone would watch this shit? It's a fat fuck watching clips. Does he not know that commentary requires commenting?

 

[Truly Rural]

I don't watch Gunt's shows on his platforms so I don't know if it's true that he's announcing the wedding, but if true I hope Meigh realizes that by saying "yes" and by marrying him she doesn't spare Ralph any humiliation at all, so she might as well just say "no" rather than marrying him out of pity and under the false notion that she is somehow saving his pigface some embarrassment.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I've just heard this Dingo guy. Fuck he's perfect for Ralph, equally as much of a hillbilly.

 

[State Champ]

Lol, as if Alex Jones would want to officiate his wedding. Ralph casting his net far and wide for a new e-daddy. He can use a bowling alley wedding as an excuse to contact Alex and ask him to officiate will def work and they will become buds for sure. Alex is def a big KS fan.

*Ring Ring*
Alex Jones: "Hello?"
Ethan: "Hello, is this Alex Jones?"
Alex Jones: "It is. You're voice sounds familiar. Have you ever heard of a show called The Killstream? You sound just like a guy called Ethan Ralph. I'm a huge fan of his show."

*Ethan Ralph wakes from a dream, sharts, goes to find May*

"I know who my new e-daddy is going to be."

 

[John McAfee]

I mean it isnt out of the realm of possibility that Alex Jones knows of the killstream. Rex has been on once or twice. But asking to officiate a wedding is a big ask of a stranger.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't watch Gunt's shows on his platforms so I don't know if it's true that he's announcing the wedding, but if true I hope Meigh realizes that by saying "yes" and by marrying him she doesn't spare Ralph any humiliation at all, so she might as well just say "no" rather than marrying him out of pity and under the false notion that she is somehow saving his pigface some embarrassment.

I don’t think it’s May doing him any favors. Poor pathetic girl wants to marry him but he wants to use her to avoid tax liability and hide his income. The fact that Gator told everyone he won’t marry her because she’s most useful as a financial instrument for his grifting is probably the only reason Ralph is pretending he’s considering a bowling alley wedding. “It’s nawt truuu Gator traitor!”

If he really wanted to marry her they could just go to the courthouse in Richmond and get hitched. It’s what any decent couple would do before the birth of a baby, esp a #trad couple. But Ralph will use her inability to safely travel to Texas in April as the lame reason they didn’t get married.

 

[Iamthatis]

Did Ralph really have a heart attack? When did that happen?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Did Ralph really have a heart attack? When did that happen?

On the way back from Vegas - trip 4 if I'm not mistaken - he had chest pains and went to hospital.

It probably wasn't a heart attack, as they treated it with nitroglycerin which is usually used to treat angina.

Angina is like a mini heart attack, they're not dangerous but they are painful. Those who suffer angina are high heart attack risk.

They are not common in men under 40. Which indicates that maybe Ralph isn't in the best of health... Shocker!

 

[Not Even Twice]

Did Ralph really have a heart attack? When did that happen?

More likely it was an anxiety attack, but who knows. He had it when he was in the airport coming home from Vegas at some point.

 

[Truly Rural]

I don’t think it’s May doing him any favors. Poor pathetic girl wants to marry him

This is simply morbidly dark. Meigh if you are reading this, do not marry anybody as long as you wish their day to day behavior was completely out of character for them. You want him to stop doing what he does every single day? You want him to stop doing something he's proud of? He is a boneless skinless pig that couldn't stop spicing his life up with drugs, alcohol and gambling without literally sobbing the entire time. He drinks because he prefers feeling angry over feeling sad when he is sober. Even if he did quit, you are not equipped to handle a 500 pounds infant shitting his pants, squealing and having seizures 24/7. Nobody can handle that. You'd have to ship him into an institutions where some poor SOBs are paid enormous amount of money to manhandle cases like his, and those people will be monitored and receiving mental health counseling because nobody can handle that. Don't you get that?

Now you go ahead and marry him. I'll fucking enjoy watching it.

Edit: Anxiety attack you say? @Not Even Twice

 

[ClipBitch]

She won't even get any money out of the deal. I remember some of the early skitzo theories were about her trying to get her hands on his nest-egg, but it's all going to be gone by the time this arc is finished. Spent on medical stuff, spent on lawsuits, spent on drugs, spent on gambling.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

*Ring Ring*
Alex Jones: "Hello?"
Ethan: "Hello, is this Alex Jones?"
Alex Jones: "It is. You're voice sounds familiar. Have you ever heard of a show called The Killstream? You sound just like a guy called Ethan Ralph. I'm a huge fan of his show."

*Ethan Ralph wakes from a dream, sharts, goes to find May*

"I know who my new e-daddy is going to be."

Ralph's primary objective with Alex, well more primarily Rex Jones and Harrison Smith is that he's really desperate to be sponsored on InfoWars because Paul Joseph Watson did it for some time but nobody really gives a damn about some drunken redneck being a liability to their brand.

 

[Fannyscum]

More likely it was an anxiety attack, but who knows. He had it when he was in the airport coming home from Vegas at some point.

The episode in question:

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

She won't even get any money out of the deal. I remember some of the early skitzo theories were about her trying to get her hands on his nest-egg, but it's all going to be gone by the time this arc is finished. Spent on medical stuff, spent on lawsuits, spent on drugs, spent on gambling.

Current speculation is he’s used all her credit to finance his lifestyle, she’s the only one that has a real job allegedly as a sandwich engineer at subway or working a cash register. In any case she is well and truly fucked financially. Why do they always leave, Ralph?