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That's the guy who escaped AFG several months ago when the Taliban kicked out the US isn't it?
How is Ralph nearly half a year late to that party?
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How is Ralph nearly half a year late to that party?
Naitsirhc Rodriguez
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British 4chanposter whose claim to fame was being in Kabul as the Taliban took over and recording the experience.
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Ralphs entire success hinges on his twitter checkmark. He got it for the Ralph Retort articles during GamerGate, and it's arguably kept his streaming career afloat. He'd sooner let Pantsu get shot than lose the checkmark. His dick measuring contest with Mundanematt over being verified was shameless because Ralph never got youtube verification despite pulling bigger numbers than matt at the time, yet he could rub it in Jarbos face who kept trying to sneak in a verification on Twitter.
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Ralph has been stuck with an opening montage that includes Jim, Gator and other Voldemorts because he's too retarded to do even basic video editing. In his search for a new Gator to do these things for him he gives a nice insight into what he feels are the highlights of his streaming career:
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i dont even remember half of these moments i remember milo i dont remember if he did that on the ks or if he just reacted to milo doing that, the rest i didnt watch or dont remember, what a shitty list he cant even include matt shit anymore since everyone in that stream is now alogging him lol
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What a big guest! You booked him 6 months after he was relevant Ralph, it's not a big get.
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To really think about it, Ralph owes Gator a lot. The $150 a month was just insulting and pitiful. Jim doesn't use Discord, he uses Google Hangouts.
Without the code Gator wrote, Ralph wouldn't be able to create such an internet daddy grift feedback loop. People pay to have Jim read their stupid superchats and queue up to talk to Jim, prolonging the grift.
I would say financially, Ralph owes more to Gator than to Zidan, since the entire show was so successful because of Gator's backend management. I can't believe we've come to the reality of me defending this previously-spineless and pathetic guntlicker. With all the rubbish going on, it allowed me sit back and really think about the Killstream roles. People aren't there so see you Ethan, you fat tub of fast food grease.
If we continue the analogy of a car, Zidan was the engine and Gator were the wheels. Ralph is basically the luggage, dead weight. Zidan was long gone, the Killstream lost its appeal with various persons airing it out, he was left with Gator to keep the dying thing running. Now Gator is gone, Ralph is left to deal with all the tech issues in perpetual seethe.
So what happened to the $100,000 in 2018? We know Ade saw "5 figures" and deemed it unimpressive. I'm guessing 40k at most. With this much money, Ralph could have totally hired a manager with contacts in YouTube, appointed Gator as the tech guy and Zidan as a co-host, and had a legitimate show like Rogan or H33b. He found a niche and only got low 6 figures out of it, then blew it all on booze and pills. If he was making $100k a year, he would be in a far better headspace and this subforum which he believes to be a blight to his piggish existence wouldn't even be made. He could have had the money to move himself and his mum to a better place with better hospitals, his mum could have seen her grandchildren. Now it'll take Xandrina and a coat hanger or a rage pig for Sandra to hang out with her granddaughter. Well wait, all babies go to heaven so even that won't happen, sad.
He lost it all, because he's a worthless selfish hick from West Memphis.
If we continue the analogy of a car, Zidan was the engine and Gator were the wheels. Ralph is basically the luggage, dead weight. Zidan was long gone, the Killstream lost its appeal with various persons airing it out, he was left with Gator to keep the dying thing running. Now Gator is gone, Ralph is left to deal with all the tech issues in perpetual seethe.
So what happened to the $100,000 in 2018? We know Ade saw "5 figures" and deemed it unimpressive. I'm guessing 40k at most. With this much money, Ralph could have totally hired a manager with contacts in YouTube, appointed Gator as the tech guy and Zidan as a co-host, and had a legitimate show like Rogan or H33b. He found a niche and only got low 6 figures out of it, then blew it all on booze and pills. If he was making $100k a year, he would be in a far better headspace and this subforum which he believes to be a blight to his piggish existence wouldn't even be made. He could have had the money to move himself and his mum to a better place with better hospitals, his mum could have seen her grandchildren. Now it'll take Xandrina and a coat hanger or a rage pig for Sandra to hang out with her granddaughter. Well wait, all babies go to heaven so even that won't happen, sad.
He lost it all, because he's a worthless selfish hick from West Memphis.
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If not Gator himself then probably some Pajeet on fiver that Gator hired. Both scenarios are beyond Ralph's technical abilities.
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-Oinking in the background when Zidan yelled at Matt Jarbo
-Oinking in the background when Tonka didn't show up for a fight
-Oinking at John Flynt
-Oinking at Andrew Anglin (he's bizarrely proud of MUH MYSTERY GUEST and becomes prouder the less relevant Anglin gets)
-Being a polyp on the ass of Gamergate
-Being a polyp on the ass of IBS
-Being a polyp on the ass of the alt right
Wow! What a suck cess!
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I hope that fan offering to make a new intro doesnāt expect to get paid or properly credited.
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The only two Killstreams I remember being worthy of a rewatch were the Boogie stream sniping and Bunty King bullying. The rest is pretty forgettable.
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Was it on KS when Sargon tried to sell Jim on getting Trump to reignite GG? That was pretty fucking great. As always, none of the value came from Ethan, just Jim (with some help from Sargonās retarded ideas).
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He'll just get doxed by Ralph in 2 months, that's the only payment he'll get
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This nigger is turning into Stalin with how many names heās having to wipe from the history books. Theres fucking no one left from the original crew. Soon Fuentes will be the next former advisor being replaced from photographs.
Thereās meme material here if I had enough talent to photoshop anything lmao.
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Miles seem to have deleted his QT about this after repiles made corn jokes and asked him to ask Ethan about his flagging history.
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R-right. Lord Miles Routledge... how could I have forgotten about Lord Miles Routledge. He's the guy that wears his sunglasses at the computer and has "Lord" in his name.
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Sweep it up Janny Ralph.
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If anything it would be a slow taper off. I'm sure Ralph's at the point where he's physically dependent on booze and might actually die if he just stops drinking. Either that or its more lies and he's just going to drink off camera or continue to lie about his drinking. I don't know when he fell off the wagon but he used to go on about not drinking since Sandra died.but lol is he "sobbering" up because daddy jim made fun of him