🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[free_protons4u]

How could Nick afford to pay Ralph lmao, his bank accounts are federal property

So how does Cozy stay up?

 

[PhoBingas]

So how does Cozy stay up?

US tax dollars.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Tangentially related, but is there a thread for MC Jarbo's masterpieces?

 

[CringeMomma]

Ralphs call to the dick show.

 

[Sam Losco]

About 3min in Ralph admits that he was being an asshole to the hospital staff.
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[Telemeter]

Ralphs call to the dick show.
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@1:00 "I haven't talked to you since the beat down" That's a true friend, one that sees you getting pummeled to near dead on the streets of a foreign country, then self destroy for a few weeks, and only talks to you again for a segment of his podcast. Dick is done with Ralph.

@2:15 "They called me 'americano'"
@2:47" You were yelling and making it absolutely hell on us"

Pretty much confirms there was no mugging. That's all bullshit, there would be some police report or news article if a mugger had beaten a pig half to dead on the street.

He just acted like the amerimutt wigger he is from the moment he arrived, he got on every single person's nerves after a single minute of interacting with him. It just took a few days before he ran into someone who was not going to take it and that was that, exactly as Null predicted. He's lucky he didn't travel to a less dangerous country to prove Null right. The purse was just a target of opportunity by some random passer by as the disgusting pig laid on the ground unconscious.

@10:33 "Those aylags making fun of my bowling alley wedding" - He's definitely reading KF, he is probably reading this post right now along with you.

@15:15 "My points against Metokur were pretty valid" LOL, he still does not get how everything he said in that stream was either emo-teen-girl level of bitch made or an outright lie.

@17:15 Dick is actually uncomfortable with Ralph's relationship. When the called started he said they hadn't talked since before the Portugal beatdown, Dick's really trying to distance himself now, it seems.

@18:40 "I'm a real motherfucker" LOL, still trying to keep up the internet tough guy act, even though it is documented that he's a thin skinned bitch that writes livejournal blogs about his internet-daddy and then literally sobs on stream when said daddy tells him he's not his son. He really does not get Jim's advice that if he's going to be a ragepig he's going to be treated like a ragepig and he better be thick skinned enough for that.

@20:27 "Mister Metokur said he was going easy on you, I agree with that" Burn, Ralph was literally sobbing and even Dick admits Metokur could have done much worse because of how pathetic Gunt is.

@20:42 "There were certain parts where it did seem like he was a little concerned" DADDY STILL LOVES ME! LOL, Metokur went soft spoken because Ralph was sobbing and stopped hollering, he still told him he was a spiraling thin skinned ragepig alcoholic engaged in life ruination, which is going to come back to bite him. He did the thing you do with dogs when you tell them "Who is the ugliest little piece of shit" in baby voice, and it worked.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did Ralph put Dick on the spot and ask him to be his best man? I really want Dick to squirm and keep batting back Ralph’s ever more desperate attempts to force him to participate in some retarded wedding to a pregnant pedo.

Given Riley’s relationship with Dick I can only imagine what he’s been told about Ralph’s “ugly weird girlfriend” from a firsthand source. As much as he wants to distance from Ralph, the fact he’s marrying Pantsu makes it way worse.

 

[Telemeter]

Did Ralph put Dick on the spot and ask him to be his best man? I really want Dick to squirm and keep batting back Ralph’s ever more desperate attempts to force him to participate in some retarded wedding to a pregnant pedo.

Given Riley’s relationship with Dick I can only imagine what he’s been told about Ralph’s “ugly weird girlfriend” from a firsthand source. As much as he wants to distance from Ralph, the fact he’s marrying Pantsu makes it way worse.

I guarantee you Ralph has been calling Dick at least three times a week and he either got the mailbox or "Sorry man, I can't talk right now" each time since the beat down.

If they talked about Dick being the best man it had to be during the last Vegas trip, this recording is the first time they talked since Portugal.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I guarantee you Ralph has been phoning Dick at least three times a week and he either got the mailbox or "Sorry man, I can't talk right now" each time since the beat down.

If he got Dick to be the best man it had to be during the last Vegas trip, this recording is the first time they talked since Portugal.

Then nope. A week ago on Twitter someone (aka Ralph’s sock) asked if Dick was gonna be his best man and Ralph replied “that would be cool.”

He’s so tight with Dick he can’t even ask him. He wants other people to lobby Dick to make a fool of himself when Ralph marries his steed.

 

[GaryGrey]

Ralphs call to the dick show.
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This fight is a fish tale and keeps getting more detailed with each telling. First it was only remembering turning the corner. Then it was remembering getting kicked on the ground. Now the fight is recalled with incredible detail as if it was straight from a John Wick script:

1. Ralph waddles around corner and "kinda got into a back and forth" with the thief and his homies
2. Gets hit in the side of the head with something that is not a fist and knows he is bleeding from his left eye
3. "They" knocked him down and "they" get a few blows in before Ralph can stand back up
4. Ralph begins to fight "them" and gets a cheap shot in on at least one of "them"
5. "Them" becomes "two or three people" fighting Ralph and he is not guarding
6. Somehow Ralph is back on the ground and kicked twice in the head
7. Realizing that kicks to the head hurt a lot Ralph decided it is time to guard his head
8. Now the "two or three people" kick his elbows, this hurts but not as bad as kicks to the head
9. Hollywood fight scene ends
10. Next memory is in a hospital bed, no memory of how he got there

The glaring discrepancies is how he got into a back and forth (what ever that means) with the "homies" but then says "two or three" in a way that implies there were less people fighting up to that point. After a few more times telling the story he will nail down that fact and be able to describe the height and build of each fighter. What would make sense is:

1. Ralph waddles after the thief and follows him into an alley
2. Ralph gets hit in his blind spot and falls down
3. Gets up and in a blind rage throws a wild haymaker
4. The group swarm him and he is knocked down again
5. Kicked until unconscious for trying to fight back

All because he is too fat to keep a wallet in his pant pocket and kept it in a purse instead.
Ralph if you read this stop trying to fill in the blanks you are not recovering memories it is just your liquor addled brain making stuff up because you won't accept getting your purse and wallet stolen because you are fat. Treat the memory of the beating the same way you treat waking up after blacking out from liquor and move on.

 

[CringeMomma]

I guarantee you Ralph has been calling Dick at least three times a week and he either got the mailbox or "Sorry man, I can't talk right now" each time since the beat down.

If they talked about Dick being the best man it had to be during the last Vegas trip, this recording is the first time they talked since Portugal.

also, the wedding only recently became a thing publicly at beginning of February - after the Portugal trip. I don't think Ralph has asked him at all.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ralphs call to the dick show.
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I can't stand Dick's voice, Ralph's dolphin laughs are music compared to Dick's MAP yells

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A week ago on Twitter someone (aka Ralph’s sock) asked if Dick was gonna be his best man and Ralph replied “that would be cool.”

He’s so tight with Dick he can’t even ask him. He wants other people to lobby Dick to make a fool of himself when Ralph marries his steed.

This shit is so fucking hilariously pathetic that it’s hard not to regard it as a gift from heaven. Ethan’s so nervous around Dax and Dax is doing nothing to put him out of his misery.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph if you read this stop trying to fill in the blanks you are not recovering memories it is just your liquor addled brain making stuff up because you won't accept getting your purse and wallet stolen because you are fat. Treat the memory of the beating the same way you treat waking up after blacking out from liquor and move on.

I was watching the new Sunrise Productions video this morning, which was basically just clips of Ralph going over the infamous Puerto Rican gf audio. He gave Gator some advice - keeps your lies short and sweet. Spoken like a man who lies every day.

Maybe you should take your own advice, Ralph. There's no way to spin a horrific beatdown, your tough guy internet persona has been destroyed. We all know now what we suspected all along - you're a massive pussy.

Now your internet daddy/potential best man is making you recount one of your biggest humiliations just so he can have some content. And like a good little bitch, you give him exactly what he wants.

 

[Telemeter]

What would make sense is:

1. Ralph waddles after the thief and follows him into an alley
2. Ralph gets hit in his blind spot and falls down
3. Gets up and in a blind rage throws a wild haymaker
4. The group swarm him and he is knocked down again
5. Kicked until unconscious for trying to fight back

None of that makes any sense, what makes sense is:

1. Ralph is the perfect embodiment of the fat obnoxious amerimutt tourist stereotype despised across the world and only tolerated within special tourist trap areas, if you don't get this, you also are one.
2. He walks into a bar and starts hollering (even in that call Dick mentions that that is the Gunt's modus operandi).
3. The rest of the bar's patrons, who up until that point were enjoying their evening, are instantly annoyed and disgusted by the wigger.
4. One of them tells the Gunt to shut the fuck.
5. The Gunt hollas at him, the Gunt always does, both Dick and Rekieta back this up with their own anecdotes of this event repeating every time the Gunt goes about town.
6. Fist to the face, followed by a few more out of sheer disgust.
7. Bar applauds while bar keep calls an ambulance.
8. Someone picks up the purse while the Gunt is down.

That is it, that is what happened.

 

[Fivehead]

What is Ralph's relationship with Cozy? Does he get paid for streaming there or is it just exposure?

Take this with a grain of salt because I obviously don't know about the inner workings of this closed source streaming website but I assume nobody gets paid. The reason I say that is because Cozy.tv doesn't have a revenue structure. There are no ads or sponsorships so the website doesn't generate revenue, therefore there's no way for streamers to get paid unless Nick gives them an allowance out of pocket, which is extremely doubtful seeing as how Nick doesn't actually have any money as it was all seized by the US Government.

However, all streamers on the platform shill their "Powerchat" link which is a sketchy closed SuperChat alternative of dubious origins (probably honeypotting donars).

So the streamers on Cozy stream for exposure and make 100% of their income from "superchats" (Powerchats).

could Nick afford to pay Ralph lmao, his bank accounts are federal property

So how does Cozy stay up?

That's a great question. How does Nick afford to run Cozy.tv, a website that probably costs 1000's a month to operate but produces no revenue?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

However, all streamers on the platform shill their "Powerchat" link which is a sketchy closed SuperChat alternative of dubious origins (probably honeypotting donars).

Loulz made powerchat. It used to be loulz.tips. It was originally created so him and Baked could skim IP2 donos.

 

[Granate37]

Too bad you can't find Ralph's channels on social blade. He's fallen hard since the metokur conversation and rage quitting on Jarbo, just wondering how much? I'm an A-lawg through and through but just can't listen to his show anymore. It's a total snoozer and if I want to watch Tucker Carlson guess what, I'll watch fucking Tucker Carlson on my own. Still try to tune in from time to time but it's so damn boring. Now he's wearing glasses like tipster used too. Did Ralph get a wonky eye or something? Why's he still hiding it? The tipster sheik look is horrible. I wonder if he'll be married in the sunglasses as well. Total loser one way train to copesville

It's beyond my comprehension what is going through the head of the woman marrying him. He's dumb, ugly, disgustingly fat, comically short, poor, weak and boring. I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive male than him, short of a trooner.

 

[Telemeter]

It's beyond my comprehension what is going through the head of the woman marrying him. He's dumb, ugly, disgustingly fat, comically short, poor, weak and boring. I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive male than him, short of a trooner.

May wants Ralph to troon out like Digibrony did.

And Ralph already acts more like a woman than Digirbony ever did, even after he trooned out Conrad still has a more masculine personality than Ralph does, he's a master of stoicism compared the Gunt.

 

[Coily]

The Ralphamale gentlemany demeanor is beyond any doubt.