šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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Granate37 said:
It's beyond my comprehension what is going through the head of the woman marrying him. He's dumb, ugly, disgustingly fat, comically short, poor, weak and boring. I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive male than him, short of a trooner.
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At the time of the begining of the relationship ralph wasnt taking quite as many L's as he has recently, shes a clout chaser pure and simple. I doubt it helped that her pedo ex trooned out, all it took was some wigger with a iota of testosterone to come along to be an marginal upgrade from a guy who is literally about to castrate themselves. She could of held out for someone better, but who is there to take her that has a sizable (i mean that in very broad terms) internet following?
 
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Okay the original Story was "Guy stole murse and ran into an ally where he got ambushed" right? If he now sticks with "He got into an argument" why should anybody belive any of his Stories? If He lied before he'll lie again, simple as.

Really, the only clue we have are the dubious 150ā‚¬ He lost, which fits the google result for cheapest prostitute.
Warski has to pull some strings and get the dudes who beat him on the Casino.
 
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Telemeter said:
None of that makes any sense, what makes sense is:
  1. Ralph is the perfect embodiment of the fat obnoxious amerimutt tourist stereotype despised across the world and only tolerated within special tourist trap areas, if you don't get this, you also are one.
  2. He walks into a bar and starts hollering (even in that call Dick mentions that that is the Gunt's modus operandi).
  3. The rest of the bar's patrons, who up until that point were enjoying their evening, are instantly annoyed and disgusted by the wigger.
  4. One of them tells the Gunt to shut the fuck.
  5. The Gunt hollas at him, the Gunt always does, both Dick and Rekieta back this up with their own anecdotes of this event repeating every time the Gunt goes about town.
  6. Fist to the face, followed by a few more out of sheer disgust.
  7. Bar applauds while bar keep calls an ambulance.
  8. Someone picks up the purse while the Gunt is down.
That is it, that is what happened.
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This is the one scenario where "and then everyone clapped" is fully believable.
 
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GaryGrey said:
This fight is a fish tale and keeps getting more detailed with each telling. First it was only remembering turning the corner. Then it was remembering getting kicked on the ground. Now the fight is recalled with incredible detail as if it was straight from a John Wick script:
  1. Ralph waddles around corner and "kinda got into a back and forth" with the thief and his homies
  2. Gets hit in the side of the head with something that is not a fist and knows he is bleeding from his left eye
  3. "They" knocked him down and "they" get a few blows in before Ralph can stand back up
  4. Ralph begins to fight "them" and gets a cheap shot in on at least one of "them"
  5. "Them" becomes "two or three people" fighting Ralph and he is not guarding
  6. Somehow Ralph is back on the ground and kicked twice in the head
  7. Realizing that kicks to the head hurt a lot Ralph decided it is time to guard his head
  8. Now the "two or three people" kick his elbows, this hurts but not as bad as kicks to the head
  9. Hollywood fight scene ends
  10. Next memory is in a hospital bed, no memory of how he got there
The glaring discrepancies is how he got into a back and forth (what ever that means) with the "homies" but then says "two or three" in a way that implies there were less people fighting up to that point. After a few more times telling the story he will nail down that fact and be able to describe the height and build of each fighter. What would make sense is:
  1. Ralph waddles after the thief and follows him into an alley
  2. Ralph gets hit in his blind spot and falls down
  3. Gets up and in a blind rage throws a wild haymaker
  4. The group swarm him and he is knocked down again
  5. Kicked until unconscious for trying to fight back
All because he is too fat to keep a wallet in his pant pocket and kept it in a purse instead.
Ralph if you read this stop trying to fill in the blanks you are not recovering memories it is just your liquor addled brain making stuff up because you won't accept getting your purse and wallet stolen because you are fat. Treat the memory of the beating the same way you treat waking up after blacking out from liquor and move on.
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We saw Ralph's immaculate pudgey hands and forearm on the post surgery Romantic boat tour and champagne he gave himself. He definitely didn't fight back, and it doesn't look like he defended himself at all. I 100% believe he talked shit, maybe spit in someone's face like with MintSalad, took a shot to his glass jaw and went down, and got his face stomped on his limp body. The murse was probably yanked of his unconscious form and chucked into a random alley as one last spiteful fuck you.

Telemeter said:
None of that makes any sense, what makes sense is:
  1. Ralph is the perfect embodiment of the fat obnoxious amerimutt tourist stereotype despised across the world and only tolerated within special tourist trap areas, if you don't get this, you also are one.
  2. He walks into a bar and starts hollering (even in that call Dick mentions that that is the Gunt's modus operandi).
  3. The rest of the bar's patrons, who up until that point were enjoying their evening, are instantly annoyed and disgusted by the wigger.
  4. One of them tells the Gunt to shut the fuck.
  5. The Gunt hollas at him, the Gunt always does, both Dick and Rekieta back this up with their own anecdotes of this event repeating every time the Gunt goes about town.
  6. Fist to the face, followed by a few more out of sheer disgust.
  7. Bar applauds while bar keep calls an ambulance.
  8. Someone picks up the purse while the Gunt is down.
That is it, that is what happened.
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I pretty much agree with this other than I think he wiggered out a little harder and really did something to piss the one guy off like spitting out saying he was going to fuck their girl. I think he got his face stomped on the ground while essentially KOed from one punch, and the person that beat his ass took the murse and just trashed it as one final act in retaliation for whatever Ralph did to be a horrible wigger abroad.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
I pretty much agree with this other than I think he wiggered out a little harder and really did something to piss the one guy off like spitting out saying he was going to fuck their girl. I think he got his face stomped on the ground while essentially KOed from one punch, and the person that beat his ass took the murse and just trashed it as one final act in retaliation for whatever Ralph did to be a horrible wigger abroad.
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Yes, honestly is as simple as the one who told him to shut the fuck up was a girl sitting close by and he wiggered out extra hard, because he likes fighting women (his arrest, the Tampa fight, I think Dick mentioned when they got kicked out of the casino was also Ralph shouting at a woman, went after Rekieta, Quartering and Jim's wives right off the bat) and the boyfriend just stepped up and stomped him.

As an amerimutt wigger Ralph simply does not understand that fat midgets posturing and rubbing nipples is pretty much an american thing and fighting words really do exist.

Outside the US hollering "I'll fuck you up!" tends to be immediately followed by the actual fucking up.
 
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Telemeter said:
May wants Ralph to troon out like Digibrony did.

And Ralph already acts more like a woman than Digirbony ever did, even after he trooned out Conrad still has a more masculine personality than Ralph does, he's a master of stoicism compared the Gunt.
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I'm sorry but this is such a lukewarm take. There is no evidence of Ralph first of all giving a shit what Pantsu wants, and secondly, her trying to influence him into doing anything womanly. People have explained it better before, but essentially May moulds herself to whoever she's with. She doesn't care about tranny shit anymore except that she sees one when she looks into a mirror.
 
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The Big Dream said:
I'm sorry but this is such a lukewarm take. There is no evidence of Ralph first of all giving a shit what Pantsu wants, and secondly, her trying to influence him into doing anything womanly. People have explained it better before, but essentially May moulds herself to whoever she's with. She doesn't care about tranny shit anymore except that she sees one when she looks into a mirror.
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All I'm saying is Ralph is already acting like more of a woman than Digibrony has ever done.

I mean, all Conrad has ever done is wear a dress and call himself a teenage girl and that is is, done, that is the totality of his efforts, faggot doesn't even shave. Meanwhile Ralph actually acts like an bitchy teenage girl all the time, he even got a purse and doesn't shave either, so he's also put as much effort as Digibrony on the appearance front.
 
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CringeMomma said:
Article deets/lies. Busted face cope. Meigh doing Gators job for even less pay. Bowling hYpE. Wordpress cope (RIP Gator). Admits to 5am bedtime. Killstream.tv rambling. Article deet/lies.
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In all fairness, Meigh doesn't have the years of experience that Gator did. Gotta work your way up to that $200 per month, Seabiscuit!
 
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Yes Ethan you fought 4 people valiantly and beyond what was considered reasonable, to a fat Amerimutt tourist that is.

The most likely scenario is the following, and based on what we know about Ralph's treatment of women, I would say it is plausible.

Ralph waddled into one of those many bars that are considered classy, intended for dates and business discussions rather than pickup artistry in whorehouses.

He was likely watching whatever hick sports or seething at the Fan Forum, very loudly, creating a scene out of himself.

Some guy tells him to shut his fat mouth in a bloated Portuguese accent, no idea what that sounds like but I can imagine it being "s-s-shut up f-fat fuck". Ralph got mad and started hollerin'. He saw the guy was with a girl and likely made remarks about the whiff of the Ralphamale and seeding her.

The guy wasn't gonna take such remarks from a 5'1'' fat Amerimutt tourist and delivered some deserved blows to Ralph's face, then tossed him onto the pavement.

He took Ralph's faggy murse and threw it across the street for extra spite. The murse was then discovered by someone who emptied its contents, threw it away, then found again by someone who recognises "Giorgio Armani" -- the only brand attention Ralph ever got. It then made its way to some Portuguese Craigslist. The listing being taken down was most likely due to the police intervening to seize it, so maybe Ralph will be reunited with his faggy nurse.

This string of simple late night hillbilly hours makes far more sense than Ralph chasing and then fighting 4 fucking people.
 
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CringeMomma said:
Article deets/lies. Busted face cope. Meigh doing Gators job for even less pay. Bowling hYpE. Wordpress cope (RIP Gator). Admits to 5am bedtime. Killstream.tv rambling. Article deet/lies.
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I struggle to imagine a real human being that could sit through this and considering giving money to make it continue. Ralphā€˜s literally babbling live on-air about how his site is broken and he doesnā€™t know how to fix it while he hides his eyes, in between healthy amounts of dead air and off-hand comments to his cuckolded horse-bride. Itā€™s baffling he gets any money from anyone to me. Maybe it really is all fake donations lol.
 
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free_protons4u said:
So how does Cozy stay up?
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Thats right fellow Farmers, the answer is Catholic pews! Nick is one pious guy!
The only time he gets down on his knees is when its time to pray.
 
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Christorian X said:
Has he always mumbled and trailed off this much?
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pretty normal for TS and I actually think he is working it into the Killstream. For being online every waking hour.. he doesn't prep so rambling to fill time suits him. Just another thing he is taking from Mershs playbook. Clipping them is hella easy.
 
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