Mundane Ralph
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Cozy's numbers have always been inflated. At least for Nick. There's some evidence for this in Nick's thread, but unfortunately I don't have a post to link to.
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Cozy's numbers have always been inflated. At least for Nick. There's some evidence for this in Nick's thread, but unfortunately I don't have a post to link to.
In addition to those qualities, don’t forget his sexual skillz = lying there like a slug while the teen/dupe does all the work And he has a confirmed 2-3 incher when he’s not too drunk, and he refuses to use a condom like a true KangIt's beyond my comprehension what is going through the head of the woman marrying him. He's dumb, ugly, disgustingly fat, comically short, poor, weak and boring. I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive male than him, short of a trooner.
He's taking welfare payments into account.Ralph is full of shit with his dono bar.
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Ralph is full of shit with his dono bar.
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Probably until the day he dies considering he has no real marketable skills, no prospects, is a disgraced grifter with ties to the alt-right and white nationalists, etc. At best, Meigh could get him a job at Subway but that would be an insult to his ego.Any rough estimate how long he's gonna continue to stream? I mean hes been burning all his bridges and I doubt his viewership is going to last.
Isn't he also a "hardened" felon?Probably until the day he dies considering he has no real marketable skills, no prospects, is a disgraced grifter with ties to the alt-right and white nationalists, etc. At best, Meigh could get him a job at Subway but that would be an insult to his ego.
Yes. Forgot to include that.Isn't he also a "hardened" felon?
Until he dies of a heart attack in a couple of yearsAny rough estimate how long he's gonna continue to stream? I mean hes been burning all his bridges and I doubt his viewership is going to last.
He's also 5'1'' so he needs a stool to reach the sandwich engineering bench.Isn't he also a "hardened" felon?
A major reason Nick needed his own platform was so he could “control the narrative” about his audience size. Which is why Ralph is so thirsty for Cozy.tv, he can pretend his streams get 500 viewers while his chat has three ppl.Cozy's numbers have always been inflated. At least for Nick. There's some evidence for this in Nick's thread, but unfortunately I don't have a post to link to.
The Mac Pro with 1.5tb of ram can apparently open 6,000 tabs in chrome. Imagine how many "viewers" Ralph would have if he had one of these bad boys! He should totally invest in one.So thats about 40 people with multiple tabs open on their computer
I didn't really know about Sammie Bushart before but from a cursory search just now she seems perfect for Ralph. Arkansas resident, long drooping gunt, coal burner. And her name: Bushart.could understand some 70 IQ Sammie Bushart level trailer park woman deciding Ralph is suitable boyfriend material but Pantsu is some middle class weeb from Rochester?
Because apparently not even making the minimum effort is enough for some of the people that follow him. It's fucking baffling.Why does he bother with the religious larp? He doesn't put even the minimum effort to pretend.
Ralph is EXACTLY the type of guy who would donate to himself to display a number just to own the aylogs.Ralph is full of shit with his dono bar.
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No, he can't do that! That would own KF so hard!The Mac Pro with 1.5tb of ram can apparently open 6,000 tabs in chrome. Imagine how many "viewers" Ralph would have if he had one of these bad boys! He should totally invest in one.
You do realise he types in the numbers himself on his donation bar, right? There is no 5% cut when he's just doing it manually.Ralph is EXACTLY the type of guy who would donate to himself to display a number just to own the aylogs.
All he cares about is projecting wealth and indulgence, that 5% of whatever the fee is is peanuts compared to the purse and trip to Portugal.