🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Empresa]

Ralph is playing Elden ring, terribly .

leet gamer over here

his first dungeon [ it didn't go well]

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Lol he's got The Batman pirated via a cam version, usually unwatchable unless you're really drunk and Mass Effect Legendary Edition pirated. Incredible.

Eta: and Peaky Blinders and yeah it looks like he's downloaded a couple different pirated Eldin Ring versions.
I want to know what that cell phone video from November 21 is.

Well based on his Task Manager alone there is no Steam bootstrapper running. Yeah, it's definitely pirated. Of course he won't finish playing it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m watching him mess around in the menu and struggling with equipping items. Legit just going into fights without a shield that blocks all damage and swinging wildly. Glad to see he’s embracing his WingsofRedemption arc

He’s losing to the Beastman mini boss and keeps asking chat if he should unequip all armor because instead of jumping away he’s fat rolling

 

[Nod Flenders]

I want to know what that cell phone video from November 21 is.

I don't even want to know what that video is.

 

[CringeMomma]

 

[An automatic clown]

Is that his mugshot on the left?

 

[Sam Losco]

2020 Declaration ?? Contempt.docx

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Is that his mugshot on the left?

Yes. It's just been been photoshopped a bit.

EDIT: Also noticed a CU21-(Numbers) Proposed Mutual... I wonder what that could possibly be. A draft from his lawyer about the custody case or something?

 

[Chef Red Pill]

CELL VIDEO SAVE 11 - 2... So did anything significant happen on this date or did he produce homemade black cuckold pornography. Also our guy either needs to buy another SSD or delete the blackmail files.

 

[TitchBitties]

Ralph shared his desktop for us today I think he's playing a pirated version of Elden Ring. I don't blame him he's just gonna play it one or two times.

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Yep you can see "ELDEN.RING - PLAZA"
That is indeed the pirated version with the pirated updates to go with it lol

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s leveling up vigor and endurance before strength or dex while bragging about taking out random easy jobbers.

And the baby registry is messed up due to no delivery to the area. Idk just drop it off at his place if he needs diapers.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

he has a weird thumb penis and you can only see his vagina in that big chungus picture of him.

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That even is that? Is that his gunt or is it leg fat? I can't tell.

 

[AltisticRight]

Totally a high roller rocking a subprime red truck when you have to download pirated games from some shady Russian website.

Totally not broke.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

True.

If he would let his piggy greed over rule his ego and vanity he could make good money on YT by anonymously running his own a-log channel.

Just imagine how much money Ralph would make capturing the humiliations that we never got to see- the Lisbon beat down, face plant at AFPAC, footage of attempted running or jumping… Ralph’s only real draw online is people laughing and mocking him. If he wants to continue his “e-career” he needs to realize he is just a laughing stock and milk it for what he can, while he can. It’s his last chance to wring anymore “e-money” out of the internet.

That will only happen when Ralph's plan of dying in 3 years outlives the little money he has. He won't accept that he is a gunted lolcow unless he absolutely needs the money

 

[Kup]

Lol he's got The Batman pirated via a cam version, usually unwatchable unless you're really drunk and Mass Effect Legendary Edition pirated. Incredible.

Eta: and Peaky Blinders and yeah it looks like he's downloaded a couple different pirated Eldin Ring versions.
I want to know what that cell phone video from November 21 is.

I would love to see Ralph play Mass Effect, especially with a “Ralphamale” Shepard.

 

[An automatic clown]

I would love to see Ralph play Mass Effect, especially with a “Ralphamale” Shepard.

There is no way he could do it on any difficulty other than Easy. Especially if his Elden Ring game play is an indication of his skills.

 

[Kup]

There is no way he could do it on any difficulty other than Easy. Especially if his Elden Ring game play is an indication of his skills.

Much as I’d love seeing his abomination Shepard be handfucked by Banshees, I’d be more interested in his choices.

He’s the type of dude that would pick a dialogue option based on where it is on the wheel as opposed to how it fits his current character.

What I’m saying is that he would fuck Morinth, accept sex from Jack at the first instance, gunt every woman he can, fail loyalty missions and would get the “death” ending for ME2.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

There is no way he could do it on any difficulty other than Easy. Especially if his Elden Ring game play is an indication of his skills.

This is literally a DSP saga for Ralph. Play shitty video games, beg for money, have 2-3 people tipping the entire time, and banning everyone from your live chat

 

[PaladinBoo]

I’m watching him mess around in the menu and struggling with equipping items. Legit just going into fights without a shield that blocks all damage and swinging wildly. Glad to see he’s embracing his WingsofRedemption arc

He’s losing to the Beastman mini boss and keeps asking chat if he should unequip all armor because instead of jumping away he’s fat rolling

When DSP is a better player at Elden Ring than you.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

CELL VIDEO SAVE 11 - 2... So did anything significant happen on this date or did he produce homemade black cuckold pornography. Also our guy either needs to buy another SSD or delete the blackmail files.

Also the file April 23 2021, any significance?