Official Killstream TL;DW Recap
- Ralph announced a 10pm start time on Twitter, let's see how late the fat little hobbit is!
- Only 88 people waiting a little after 9:30. They either all got the memo or we're looking at what might be his actual view count.
- 10pm and still no Ralph. He's not coping in chat, and only has 169 people waiting.
- 10:10pm and there's still no sign of Ralph in chat. Nothing on twitter either.
- We finally get the powerpoint at 10:15. Still up in the air if its a re-run or not. Powerpoint running around 4.2 frames per second. So much for a new PC fixing his framerate loss.
- 10 minutes of powerpoint... You never know what will happen on the Killstream!
- Ralph says he got a new PC and hopes everything is okay. His stream is going at about 10 frames per second.
- Ralph plays with the camera live on air.
- He shills the missing hats. They finally showed up. He made a liar of me, and I'm actually impressed they showed up.
- His stream is laggy but Trovo is acting like it's struggling to play it.
- There's some guest / caller named Nick. It's some autist that sounds like /v/ personified.
- Ralph copes he never should have stopped doing games journalism...
- Caller is talking about a soy game that ripped off some other soy game.
- Caller is raving how gamergate never stopped... Ralph thankfully cuts him off to read super chats.
- Trovo is stuttering... And it goes down.
- His chat is literally Reeing...
- Stream goes down for like 4 minutes. he's just as choppy when they come back.
- Bibble's there. He shills his bibble game show he's doing tomorrow.
- Gator's there... He gives us his best metokur das rite.
- Ralph copes about how he didn't do a show.
- Ralph starts slurring about Ted Wheeler delcaring war on antifa while Ralph pulls up Bibble's twitter.
- Ralph talks about the sheboon who proposed police use nets. Bibble makes a joke that you need to use harpoons on whales.
- Ralph starts begging chat for clips. "do muh show for me paypiggies!"
- Warski wanders in at about 10:40... early for the little 'tard.
- Panel is all sperging about cartoonish solotions t o the 300 pound silverback sheboon with a knife that cop had to blast.
- Ralph thinks she looks "special needs"
- Ralph copes about having to get a new PC and how sweet it is and how much money he bough. He's still choppy though.
- Switching to the youtube restream has none of the issue Chomo did.
- Andy brags about getting an 800$ card that was 2000$ some a few weeks later.
- Andy gives Ralph some tech advise.
- Ralph talks about RedIce getting suspended on Dlive.
- Gator says he was being too based.
- Andy says that he got his lemons back but he's still banned.
- Nick asks about Stream.Me and what happened. Ralph has a look of sadness of his face. He knows he killed. Ralph says all those "classic" episodes will be on killstream.tv
- He isn't sure about the May launch. He had to recover some episodes.
- Culture war wanders in and Ralph goes on to shill all his digital welfare platforms.
- Ralph debates on covering a new trial on the court retort, just because its a daily trial.
- Nick asks about the numbers. Ralph says he hit 2600 on the verdict.
- Onto Ralph's twitter. Culture war being a good little bootlicker.
- Onto some video game memes about the cops not being able to refill their dead eye because she can't smoke or drink.
- Pepto Bysmal is there too.
- Andy sent him something but Ralph is showing him a video first. It's the "I'll get you bitch" clip.
- Onto a news clip how there were multiple 911 calls in t he 6 months that the foster home that Makhia Bryant and her sister lived in.
- Gator busting out memes so old they have mold on them.
- Ralph backs up and half speeds to decipher the Ebonics.
- Back to the video at normal speed.
- Now panel is questioning if the person in the video shilling for the miss Stabathia is her mother or foster mother.
- Paula Bryant. Possibly her mom, but who knows. Ralph and Panel and questioning if she is or not.
- Culture war tries to make a joke.
- More super chats...
- Warski sends Ralph a video of some black guy pulling a knife on cops then getting shot jay walking.
- Ralph skips the video about the giant teenager.
- Culture war does smash or pass on the reporter in the video.
- Bibble makes a mortal kombat joke about checking under women's' masks first.
- Ralph plays some video about taco bell...
- Clip is some black podcaster saying how social workers break up knife fights all the time and the cop should be able to do it.
- Culture war says knives inflict serious injury and he'd rather face someone with a gun than a knife.
- Culture war says the podcast is being subversive.
- Onto the second shooting. They don't play the video but talk about it. Culture war says the shooting was a little "quick".
- Ralph says he can't play the video because it's too gruesome.
- More superchats.
- Nick tries to give a take about how Chauvin was a hero cop but he sounds.
- Onto news of how someone's school aged children were in a slave auction.
- Oh no... there's no slave auction... it was a facebook group saying gamer words. Some black student was put in a thought experiment about how much he would have been worth at a slave auction.
- Ralph bragging he's over 1000 viewers...
- Onto news of George Floyd square. Warski makes a fentanyl joke.
- Culture war compares it to the Wailing Wall. Except instead of a Jew hat its a doo rag.
- Warski shows off his cat who looks just as confused as him.
- Ralph moves onto a video on youtube from CNN from an alternate juror.
- Ralph says the juror looks like a wrestler and pulls up a picture to confirm. The resemblance is uncanny.
- Ralph says they should do an afroman remix for George Floyd.
- Warski, Nick and Gator gives us impromptu verses that almost get a dolphin laugh out of Ralph.
- Culture war says its not a clown world because he's not laughing.
- Someone inboxs ralph about a possible Bloodsports.
- Ralph calls some Ashton Whitty thot with an only fans.
- She seems a little pissed. She talks about the nun costume and says she'll call back later.
- Warski suggests there's a fish eye lens up to her asshole right now.
- Culture war asks about what can be done on onlyfans... just porn or whatever...?
- Warski suggests onlyfans is kind of based.
- Bibble says that Ashton is a sweet girl who "aged out of the program" because she's over 25.
- Randbot wandered in as well according to Ralph. Culture war says its because he wants onlyfans information.
- Ralph onto some news about the US postal service tracking social media posts.
- This Nick guy says he does stories for the Post-Millennial... The guy goes on to say Alex Jones is right about a lot of stuff.
- Ralph moves onto some Hollywood sex cult that's under sex trafficking and prostitution charges. Ralph admits he had no idea what the story is about...
- Ralph looks around for a video to play because he's too drunk to read.
- Andy and Bibble start talking about some porn.
- Culture war didn't laugh at a tranny joke. He said it isn't funny anymore.
- Ralph moves onto another video that looks like a video from the place that got busted.
- Warski says he's hard...
- Culture war says the US is the opposite of Sharia law.
- Ralph is a little more lethargic tonight and slurring his words a bit more. He might be on the good pills tonight.
- Bibble jokes that when women pay to get a handjob its empowering but when he does it he's a john.
- More superchats...
- Ralph talks about how the Corrine stream was not planned at all.
- Back to more sex-cult news... The Gwyneth Paltrow sex cult. More Killstream celebrity news.
- Culture war says "this" is worse than Weimar degeneracy.
- Bibble decides 11:55pm is the time to dip out when Rand starts talking about men getting their rocks off.
- Dingo calls in... He apologizes for the delay. Dingo tries to give chat some crypto advise.
- Dingo says he will text Ralph a picture.
- Culture war said it had better be SneedCoin.
- Dingo tells us to buy the dip.
- This is some BLM coin. Dingo has lost all his money.
- Warski suggests its all stolen coin from everything else.
- Dingo says you can trade BLM coin for your bike back.
- Dingo says the BLM coin logo looks like a Glock.
- Dingo talks about how in some states you can't shoot someone in your house if they're black and your white.
- Dingo says we're headed toward South Africa tier stuff.
- Dingo and Culture war get into it, arguing a little Dingo calls him a Jew. Culture war says that Dingo is too autistic to keep the libtard joke going. Dingo calls him a Jew and a fed again.
- Dingo leaves in a chuff...
- Warski is bummed out that Dingo left. Andy would have bought a BLM C-c-c-c-coin but he couldn't find them on any exchanges.
- Culture war starts supporting the AWB in South Africa, an armed white nationalist group. Ralph is sweating bullets like he has a pound of meth in his ass going through Heathrow.
- More superchats.
- Caitlin Jenner is running for Governor... For Republicans in California.
- Ralph gives up on the video and moves onto another clip of someone misgendering Bruce.
- Ralph moves onto the apology video. Gator makes a joke she was in a bad head space.
- Culture war makes a 4 lights joke.
- Ralph says lady Maga followed him and he can probably get him on show.
- More superchats...
- Ralph jokes that singing too much of Happy Birthday would get the retort aborted.
- Warski fucks off for some show prep.
- Ralph moves onto some callers, but the one he was about to bring on left.
- Ralph brings on Pepto Bismal again.
- Pepto starts babbling about a Biden clip on Clitter... Pepto tries to tell Ralph about Biden offering people citizenship for "doing stuff".
- Ralph goes onto play the clip. The clip is offering a 6 month work visa not permanent citizenship. Pepto says the rest of the clip doesn't matter. Even the clip says temporary citizenship but can lead to a pathway to dual citizenship. The tree planting program is in Mexico / Central American countries not the US.
- Culture war says we need more gardeners.
- Rand said a slur but I didn't catch it. Culture war bitches that there's no VOD now.
- Ralph tabs around and looks around on his twitter and youtube for something else to throw up to jingle like keys in front of his audiance.
- Ralph skims his superchats. He finds a few more and Culture War bitches about illegal immigrants.
- One last superchat Trovo takes half of...
- Ralph bitches about big tech... Does anyone have a bingo yet?
- Culture War says white South africans can't immigrate to the us and they're being geocoded.
- Another caller... Caller washes Ralph's gunt a little... Ralph demands he keep talking. He then goes on to wash Culture war's balls. He warns Ralph about having Corrine in his house could invite him to getting Robbed.
- Caller goes on to bitch about guido Andy. Ralph says he was praying nothing got broken.
- The incel shooter caller takes his leave. Ralph bangs out a few more super chats that came in last minute.
- Ralph stats muttering about Russia ties then onto some more super chats...
- Ralph moves onto a Zach Effron story... More Killstream celebrity news. Looks like Zach plastic surgery... doing side by side comparisons with him. Now he has the chad jaw surgery.
- Another caller... Caller talks about the Hollywood gender-swap conspiracy and Ralph gets him off air pretty quick.
- Culture war talking about how Jews probably have very little 12 tribes DNA in them.
- Ralph says Borzoi is gonna be on "later in the week" next week.
- The Nick Sperg is taking about gamergate, Richard Spencer and this Borzoi girl... How the culture war is lost and all we have is a hell-world now.
- Culture war debates on calling himself hell-world criminal.
- Nick calls Ralph a walking museum and Gator fluffs his master's cock.
- Ralph mentioned that someone sent him an email saying Mundane Matt broke his back... Ralph is wondering if it's true. Gator thinks it would be the world's fastest karma.
- Ralph pulls up a youtube video called Broken Back afternoon movie Chat. Ralph goes over the Mundane matt video and tries to give commentary...
- Matt goes over the story. He was ripping food up to someone and ate shit in the stairwell at night.
- Ralph skims the video a little and gives up on the video, going back to his twitter.
- He says he might make a commentary on it a Pateron thing.
- Gator begs for the door bell cam footage if there is any.
- Rand tells the panel about Australian KFC. Culture war insults KFC and Gator takes offence.
- Another Caller... Possibly... It's the guy who PM'd him about the Harry Vox blood sports. Ralph admits he hasn't gone through it all yet. Ralph says he will be down and will set something up.
- Yet another caller... but they seem to be muted... He sorts his shit out before Ralph kicks him. Caller talks about Caitlin gender... Caller talks about some queer politician.
- Panel and caller are sperging about the republican party about how they only ever front gays and trannies now.
- Caller bitches that he got kicked out of his discord.
- Ralph mutters about what the fuck that caller was before another caller comes in... maybe?
- Ralph's audio goes up and down like he bumped his mixer... onto the next caller.
- Caller talks about nothing... Caller didn't know about Matt Jarbo until he looked into it more like weeks ago.
- Ralph shills his network that isn't even out yet.
- Ralph babbles about Mundane Matt some more, saying it's just sad.
- Culture war says he doesn't know who Matt Jarbo is.
- Ralph shills his Mundane Matt Can't Melt steel beams episode...
- Another caller... Thanking him for the court retort. Ralph says he's thinking of doing another trial...
- Ralph looks like he's fighting to stay awake. Culture war looks like someone farted in an elevator with him.
- Culture war says to find right wing buddies and work out with them.
- Rand says that we have to put aside the fact he's a cop and a race mixer because his Asian wife left him in hours of him getting convicted.
- Rand goes over his plan after Ralph says he might get Pateron stuff done Sunday.
- Ralph bitches he didn't get enough suggested stories. His paypigs need to do more free work so people can throw digital change at him.
- Ryan shills his shit. Going live after Ralph doing a "hang out" stream.
- Shannon shills the shit nobody watches in his best metokur voice.
- Ralph shills Andy's shit for him because he left.
- Ralph says to open up Andy's stuff in multiple tabs because it helps at about 03:39:30
- Ralph has another clip and some super chats...
- Ralph copes about the hats and promises they are on their way before trying to play the clip but having audio issues.
- Onto the bigamist murder clip...
- Ralph says he's thinking about doing it but to make sure it happens to tweet him and tell him.
- Ralph copes his new computer worked fine when it might have been Trovo shitting the bed.
- Ralph calls it a night and hits the shitty killstream song.
I have no idea who the guest was, but he was horrible. At least Gator kept his mouth shut most of the stream until the end.
