šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

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Killstream Kleanup Krew said:
Ralph and Bibble did a show once a week for maybe two months called The Saturday Sunset, where they typically covered UFC fights.
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The idea of that morbidly obese Ralph sitting on his ass, smoking and eating while judging the fighting techniques of real men is hilarious.

Portugal was Gunt first taste of an actual fight.
 
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Beavis said:
On a recent killstream Ralph said he didnā€™t eat faithā€™s shit. He claims he has nose issues caused by years of cocaine abuse. Whatā€™s worse to admit?
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actually i didnā€™t really taste it, if you can believe that. of course the faggtos over at the fanfic farms wouldnā€™t know that. i have never tasted a womanā€™s shit and thatā€™s the gods honest truth. my haters spread these lies cause they want me DEAD. theyā€™ve been hanging off my nuts for years, MR MEDICARE wouldnā€™t be SHIT if it wasnā€™t for the killstream. if i ate shit i would tell you motherfuckers. i might just pull up that sex tape right now, bitch!
 
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One of the main topics of discussion in the Cozy postmortem streams is that nobody understood Metokur's confusing Spartacus joke. This spawned one of my top favourite subtle Ralphisms on the Killsteam the next day where Ralph is chastising Miguel about his performance as debate moderator. The Spartacus joke is brought up and Miguel says he doesn't even know what [who] Spartacus is. Ralph immediately clarifies that he knows and has "read" Spartacus and has seen the movie. Not only has he seen Spartacus, but he's seen it 10 times. So Ralph, being the genius that he is, understood Daddy Jim's joke (even though Jim himself didn't).
 
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not william stenchever said:
Ralph has probably at least seen a History Channel documentary on Spartacus. For younger people the chance of that was denied by the History Channel switching over to utter (high profit margin) drivel.
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Wasn't there a recent Stars Softcore porn series about Sparticus with Xena showing her tities?

That's probably all he knows of Sparticus.
 
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Beavis said:
On a recent killstream Ralph said he didnā€™t eat faithā€™s shit. He claims he has nose issues caused by years of cocaine abuse. Whatā€™s worse to admit?
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Iā€™m not sure what the two have to do with each other. Is Ralph saying he didnā€™t eat the poo but shoved the poo up his nose when he had to scratch an Itch with his thumb?
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Iā€™m not sure what the two have to do with each other. Is Ralph saying he didnā€™t eat the poo but shoved the poo up his nose when he had to scratch an Itch with his thumb?
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He had snot running down his nose and sniffed it back up. Nose problems caused by years of coke abuse.
 
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Punished šŸŒ said:
So here the clip of Ralph saying he didn't sniff and/or ate shit on his sex tape and that sniff was because he nose is fucked up from years and years of cocaine abuse. :story:
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Well, there it is. I guess he really never ate the poop. Metokur, Iā€™m not sure if you will ever recover from such a blunder. Your entire internet career is now in shambles. Another all time banger from the Kill Report.
 
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Punished šŸŒ said:
So here the clip of Ralph saying he didn't sniff and/or ate shit on his sex tape and that sniff was because he nose is fucked up from years and years of cocaine abuse. :story:
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Looks like a clip that will go straight into @MWV folder of evidence about why Ralph should not be able to see his son. Nice admission of his serious cocaine problem. If Ralph ever gets visitation they should make regular drug tests a condition. Watch Ralph suddenly lose all interest in seeing his son.
 
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3322 said:
Looks like a clip that will go straight into @MWV folder of evidence about why Ralph should not be able to see his son. Nice admission of his serious cocaine problem. If Ralph ever gets visitation they should make regular drug tests a condition. Watch Ralph suddenly lose all interest in seeing his son.
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Suddenly lose all interest!? He already has. When was the last time he even mentioned it? He burnt through the grift and juiced it as much as he could, but that well is bone dry now
 
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