🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

Lol the caller first asks what his favorite stream is that he’s done to date. Ralph: “Trying to pick a favorite stream is kind of like trying to pick a favorite child.”

Perhaps not the best choice of simile in the circumstances.

We need “I knew that caller was a troll the whole time” on the next Killstream BINGO card. The cope is real.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Where is the video of him doing meth? That's incredible corn

There was a thread for it at the time, there were two clips taken from the stream, the first one where they smoke and the second one where the guy is sitting putting on/taking off his shirt a bunch of times and saying he can't believe he just smoked meth with Ethan Ralph.

Ralph denied it and said that it wasn't meth, that the guy was lying but the audio was enhanced and you can clearly hear the guy telling him it's meth and Ralph smoking afterwards.

meth can be snorted too, so can adderall, oxys, and xannyberries. ralphs nose isn’t fucked up cause of cocaine, it’s fucked cause of sniffing xans and pain pills. he can’t afford a coke habit

Yes it's always extremely obvious when he has snorted crushed pills because of how congested he gets suddenly for no reason. It's pathetic to think that Ralph needs to lie about doing cocaine to sound more classy.

 

[Luke gama]

The absolute grizzled, gunted flesh.
It's a shame this wasn't in full screen. But maybe that's better for everyone's mental well-being.

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This man will call people fat, it's not like he's fat and muscular or tall he's grotesquely obese.

It's clear sign that he's not mentally all there. It's Objective that he has a grotesque body but will attack someone like jade that's Many times more attractive then he is.

It's such a unhealthy sign when you look like that and have no shame and use fat as an insult.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This man will call people fat, it's not like he's fat and muscular or tall he's grotesquely obese.

It's clear sign that he's not mentally all there. It's Objective that he has a grotesque body but will attack someone like jade that's Many times more attractive then he is.

It's such a unhealthy sign when you look like that and have no shame and use fat as an insult.

Ralph thinks all he needs to do is try a little bit and he could be thin and muscular, he just hasn't done it yet. He also thinks men are allowed to be out of shape but women aren't.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ralph thinks all he needs to do is try a little bit and he could be thin and muscular, he just hasn't done it yet. He also thinks men are allowed to be out of shape but women aren't.

A little bit of effort can knock off 5 or 10 pounds for someone his size. He needs to put forth a massive amount of effort over a long period of time to not look like the blob

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

A little bit of effort can knock off 5 or 10 pounds for someone his size. He needs to put forth a massive amount of effort over a long period of time to not look like the blob

Eating a normal 2000 calories per day would lose Ralph 5 lbs in around 2 weeks.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A little bit of effort can knock off 5 or 10 pounds for someone his size. He needs to put forth a massive amount of effort over a long period of time to not look like the blob

Gunt’s body is ruined forever, just weight loss won’t improve what his body looks like just his overall health. He would need skin removal surgery like the My 600 lb life fatties to not look like a melted candle.

He has two-fat roll tits ffs. He’s a freak of nature. Nothing is going to fix his hideous body besides losing 200 lbs and major cosmetic surgery, both skin removal and facial.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Gunt’s body is ruined forever, just weight loss won’t improve what his body looks like just his overall health. He would need skin removal surgery like the My 600 lb life fatties to not look like a melted candle.

He has two-fat roll tits ffs. He’s a freak of nature. Nothing is going to fix his hideous body besides losing 200 lbs and major cosmetic surgery, both skin removal and facial.

Can't remove the skin until he loses the weight. So weight lost would be the first step but even then, requires effort

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Honestly Based Ralph moment shitting on the YellowFlash deservedly.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

He had me right up until he said "I can't wait for you to lose everything, and I'll live to see it. Everybody that goes against me does."

like, nigger, you cannot be serious

First of all, your organs beg to differ.

Second, who the hell is this "everybody"?

-Gator is funny on twitter now
-Flamenco still makes more money than Ralph despite having his wooden horse paraded before the guffawing masses
-Rackets continues to be responsible for the silliest superchat metrics on youtube
-Null's show continues to grow and his influence continues to spread despite the best efforts of the internet to prevent this
-Andy and PPP are doing mostly fine and regardless of hiccups still put on a more entertaining show than Ralph
-Zidan has been perfectly happy to never mention Ralph's name ever again while (likely) making way more dosh than Ralph
-Xander of Bitwave literally parlayed his aylawgin into a job with alt-tech
-Metokur is still metokur, he just streams more now
-The Vickers collectively have felted Ralph in court at basically every turn, though I won't pretend they come out of this smelling like roses for a variety of reasons
-The Portuguese pimp that rearranged Ralph's face is a free man
-CRP is still alive
-Nora has a real husband now
-Ade's name is a banned word for Ralph
-Even Mundane Fucking Matt got a last laugh before he returned to banality again with a significant diaper fund

I'm sure I missed a couple names, but it sure seems like far more of them are doing better than aren't (Rand, Dingo). But even Rand and Dingo are such bit players that I don't think it matters much to them in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Sam Losco]

Honestly Based Ralph moment shitting on the YellowFlash deservedly.
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Lol "comic enjoyer" is an insult now.

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

-CRP is still alive

I refuse to accept this until we get a 360° drone shot. For all we know it's a ukranian body double.

 

[State Champ]

Lol "comic enjoyer" is an insult now.

Over the age of 14? Yes.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Lol the caller first asks what his favorite stream is that he’s done to date. Ralph: “Trying to pick a favorite stream is kind of like trying to pick a favorite child.”

Perhaps not the best choice of simile in the circumstances.

We need “I knew that caller was a troll the whole time” on the next Killstream BINGO card. The cope is real.

The caller had him fooled right when he started with the 'Rekieta got groyped' line. Then it was funny to see Ralph try and think of a favorite episode that didn't involve one of his current blood enemies. So of course it had to include Diddler Dax, Destiny the cuck and Chaggot the pedo. You can judge a man by the company he keeps.

 

[Gunterator]

Ralph denied it and said that it wasn't meth, that the guy was lying but the audio was enhanced and you can clearly hear the guy telling him it's meth and Ralph smoking afterwards.

That was 100% meth you can tell by how long the lighter was going for a small hit. I worked for a functional meth head and it explains a lot about Ralphs actions. The guy i worked for didn't rage as hard as Ralph but he was just as paranoid and he would often stay up 2-3 days and if he did he would start to get even more delusional. The funny parts is if he needed to sleep he would drink and take some Xanax. He also made enough money selling firewood and parting out cars that his daughter was in private school and rode horses so is also more successful than Ralph lmao

 

[make_it_so]

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a telegram caller baits ralph and then eventually asks about Faith Vicker's "ass butter" and gets the rage piggy flustered

If this guy really wanted to twist the knife: when Ralph said he didn't know who Faith Vickers was, he should've said "she's the mother of the son you pretend to care about."

He had me right up until he said "I can't wait for you to lose everything, and I'll live to see it. Everybody that goes against me does."

like, nigger, you cannot be serious

First of all, your organs beg to differ.

Second, who the hell is this "everybody"?

-Gator is funny on twitter now
-Flamenco still makes more money than Ralph despite having his wooden horse paraded before the guffawing masses
-Rackets continues to be responsible for the silliest superchat metrics on youtube
-Null's show continues to grow and his influence continues to spread despite the best efforts of the internet to prevent this
-Andy and PPP are doing mostly fine and regardless of hiccups still put on a more entertaining show than Ralph
-Zidan has been perfectly happy to never mention Ralph's name ever again while (likely) making way more dosh than Ralph
-Xander of Bitwave literally parlayed his aylawgin into a job with alt-tech
-Metokur is still metokur, he just streams more now
-The Vickers collectively have felted Ralph in court at basically every turn, though I won't pretend they come out of this smelling like roses for a variety of reasons
-The Portuguese pimp that rearranged Ralph's face is a free man
-CRP is still alive
-Nora has a real husband now
-Ade's name is a banned word for Ralph
-Even Mundane Fucking Matt got a last laugh before he returned to banality again with a significant diaper fund

I'm sure I missed a couple names, but it sure seems like far more of them are doing better than aren't (Rand, Dingo). But even Rand and Dingo are such bit players that I don't think it matters much to them in the grand scheme of things.

This kind of delusional tough-guy projection in the face of his own fetid little white trash empire collapsing right before his eyes is why Ralph is becoming my new favorite cow to follow.

Sorry, MovieBob, but there's only so many repetitive tweets about how Republicans are subhuman and Disney is awesome that a man can take and stay entertained.

 

[AltisticRight]

Over the age of 14? Yes.

Ralph basically insulted the entierity of AF.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Caller: "What does Faith's ass butter tastes like?"

Ralph dodging the question:

 

[BlackDragoons]

So question do you think he'll have a heart attack live on stream or off camera in his pig pen?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That was 100% meth you can tell by how long the lighter was going for a small hit. I worked for a functional meth head and it explains a lot about Ralphs actions. The guy i worked for didn't rage as hard as Ralph but he was just as paranoid and he would often stay up 2-3 days and if he did he would start to get even more delusional. The funny parts is if he needed to sleep he would drink and take some Xanax. He also made enough money selling firewood and parting out cars that his daughter was in private school and rode horses so is also more successful than Ralph lmao

Lol this guy sounds cool as hell. I would financially back his stream.