It's so fucking obvious that Ralph would be 10x happier if he was just a trucker, or a fork lift operator in a warehouse.
Despite being terminally online, he's technologically illiterate. He's one of those millennials that spent from the mid 00's to the mid 10's thinking Facebook was the Internet and was sold the college scam and ruined his life.
He struck a bit of luck for a couple of years pretending to be a radio host, and is now trapped in a hell of his own doing. He hates everything, and everyone, even his children.
He could have taken up a blue collar trade right out of high school, it would have taught him the discipline he now is incapable of, he could have married a homely brown girl just like he tried, but instead of cheating on her he would have made a couple of amerimutt babies, and eventually joined a union. By now he would be making 6 figures on a comfy 9-5 job, living in a house that's nearly paid off, probably still fat but not an alcoholic, on the weekends he would bbq with the neighbors and his wife would yell at him when he drank a few too many beers, but then she would serve him a sandwich and not be a pedophile. He could buy an RV and drive it all the way up to Yellowstone with his family, like a real american family man, instead of being a confused yankee wigger.
Ralph, you could have been happy.