🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
Lol. Lawyer thinks Ralph is screwed so is telling him some place to volunteer so she can try to convince the judge the irredeemable white trash fatty currently in three different courts contributes some value to the community. I bet the lawyer also told him to get the child support stuff squared away so that wouldn’t be yet another strike against him

Seriously, suddenly trying to do some sort of volunteer work weeks before he has to go before the judge is sheer desperation. It won’t do much good but I bet he won’t even bother to do it.

Ralph’s going to have to pay a lawyer a few thousand to get his license suspended and do community service. I guess it’s better to pay the lawyer now since Mr. William Lowry will soon have all of Ralph’s money and meager worldly possessions.
As a poor person I of course cannot afford to keep a lawyer on retainer so I can drive my car like a retard whenever I want, but it seems to me that if I did that sort of thing it would look like I was trying to manipulate the judge into giving me the sentence I wanted. They way Ralph made it sound was that his lawyer was going to go to the court and say, "Well he already did like 10 hours of community service, so you should just count that and give him some more." Seems to me that it would just piss off certain judges. No idea if that's the case though.
 
As a poor person I of course cannot afford to keep a lawyer on retainer so I can drive my car like a retard whenever I want, but it seems to me that if I did that sort of thing it would look like I was trying to manipulate the judge into giving me the sentence I wanted. They way Ralph made it sound was that his lawyer was going to go to the court and say, "Well he already did like 10 hours of community service, so you should just count that and give him some more." Seems to me that it would just piss off certain judges. No idea if that's the case though.
Time served does not apply to community service
 
Ordinarily, calling charity work "pre-emptive community service" is kinda like an admission of guilt, so I imagine a lawyer that didn't hate Ralphs guts would advise against it, but Ralph is such a retard he probably admitted to the cop that he was driving 65 in a 30, so that's already out the window.

Also, it's so laughably desperate. Contributing to the community would be a track record of volunteering to food shelves, soup kitchens, homeless shelters, every week for years. 30 hours is like a wet shart-- just enough to say you did something, but not substantial enough to satisfy.
My guess is that the tactic is to try and get the judge to at least not let this case invoke the idiot's suspended sentence.
 
My guess is that the tactic is to try and get the judge to at least not let this case invoke the idiot's suspended sentence.
He’s very very sworry Judge, he’s so sorry he went and started to do community service before you even sentenced his guilty ass. He figured you’d want to just give him community service anyway and wanted to show how eager he was. More community service, plz, he just adores the city’s adopt-a-highway program and firehouses!
 
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I hope the judge realises he's only trying to weasel out of shit and the hammer comes down hard on him for it. He's only apologetic enough to try and look like a good boy after he fucks up, he doesn't actually care about correcting his behaviour though or he wouldn't be in court for doing 65 in a 30 on a suspended sentence.
Especially considering he's been on record saying he can turn on his alligator tears and "act" for the court to make things go the way he wants them to. All Ralph does is weasel his way out of consequences like a little bitch so he cam keep acting like a little child. Real men own their fuckups and learn from them.
 
For Ralph's flagship show you would think it would be the more entertaining of the two, but I guess he gets all his hollering out during the sunrise, the killstream is just dull, low energy, and tired, this one atleast. Biggest news is Ralph will be stream sniping the KC tonight, KC needs a big win, after their rapid series of fuckups, starting with the powerchat and standing currently with that Abortski rant. Will Ralph claim another W and bury the boys? Will the house win? Either way Kiwi Farms will win.

I also added clips from the last post that didnt have audio below this with context to what they were


  • Time for another killstream
  • Picked the shorter of the two and not the 5 hours sunrise, I'm not doing another 5 hours stream
  • Kino Casino is shit down for Tuesday, Ralph is quite happy with that
  • He's also going all in on Moist Critical, calling him gay, and cringe and weird and ect and ect. I've seen some of Moists stuff, I think he does deadpan shock humor as well, so I don't know about the he asked his parents to jerk off thing, cause he's said a bunch of crazy things.
  • Wat Da
  • Maybe it is true though, who knows, probably not though since Ralph is raging and doesn't do much research when it comes to his enemies
  • Canadian guy who fought against the Canadian government is coming on. Dunno how big of an achievement that is considering some honking horns shut down the countrys capital downtown for weeks
  • Ralph back onto KC for a tiny bit, sounds like the guys shown up
  • Ohhhh no I should have picked the 5 hour stream
  • I may or may not be a Canigger or associated to them in some way, so I know different accents. His is the worst in the country, it's like a Quebecois accent but they can speak proper English. It causes ear bleed
  • For some reason I think he may just be telling the story with a tiny bit of a bias.
  • Western Canadian Quebecois, kill me
  • It sounds like he's crying about causing issues for the police and then getting harassed by police.
  • All religious gatherings were banned in Canada for awhe during covid, even the Jews got tickets when they tried to ignore the rules. This guy got nailed for it himself.
  • The shit they pulled in jail, if true, is kinda insane
  • He's a trucker supporter too. The vast majority of Cans hated the truckers
  • The guy goes back and forward between crazy views like Justin Trudeau Castro, and true freedom. He's still considered an extremist in canadian terms.
  • Of course Ralph's audience thinks he's not extreme enough
  • Ah it's a Russian Canadian accent, he's originally from Russia
  • All of Ralphs superchats are basically saying we need to end democracy and enforce Christianity instead, wipe out anyone who opposes strict christian values
  • The pastor fires back that, that thinking isn't Christian, who gives them the right to take away anyone's desicions outside of murder or rape and the like
  • Chat is furious he isn't trying to lead the next crusade
  • Nothing worth clipping yet
  • He praises Ralph for being a free speech warrior, Ralph a little awkward
  • Ralph thought it was a fun interview… not really
  • Some clip about ski walkers
  • Perfect time to do a Nick sucking thank you Nick in chat
  • Closest thing to a skin walker I've ever seen
  • Wat da
  • Ralph goes into his religious past. Rivetting
  • Missed a Jade mention. So Jim score:2
  • Ralphwants to become Catholic,of course he would pick the one with a penchant for not caring about age
  • Ralph made the biggest argument against religion. he claims ever since his mom died he got close to god and than changed everything. He now lives life for god. God damn.
  • Ralph talking about com service to avoid jail again
  • Still nothing worth clipping this stream, very low energy
  • Going in on critical again, Ralph you would do anything to make the money he does
  • This clip we are listening to about APU is so annoying, it's a religious pissing match, "I'm more christian than you" is the entire video. The rights version of "I'm more work and oppressed"
  • Ralph championing this guy like he's not a right wing grifter who only uses god as a way to make money.
  • Shouts out YOBA
  • Perfect timing to mention an even worse religious grifter
  • I thought there was a part of the Bible where it talks about not judging others levels of faith or some shit.
  • Taking down apu will get you into heaven
  • Fucking Christian rap is horrible
  • Ralph plays a rap song, looks like a wave of fat dancing
  • Back to ragging on KC, who are currently down for the count. The only one that can unfuck them now is Ralph. By fucking up so royally it undoes all the damage
  • Jim mention 3
  • Nothing new to say about KC. When he goes in on someone too hard they always seem to bounce back
  • Remember when the sound board wasn't just 3 sounds? Good times
  • Did KC lose masochist? If so that's gonna be rough
  • Have to agree with Ralph and Baked, that Abortski rant had conveniences PPP and Warski did not expect
  • Ralph finally hollers, about Andy taking an L
  • Not that entertaining
  • Show is over.



  • Ralph finally truthful for once, trust me this is good faith clipping, I totally didn't take Ralph calling himself a bad parent or anything like that out of context



Ralph is the most hated man, he claims to love it, but hes shown he cant handle the heat




Ralph calling for another flagging, he may have also done the flagging themselves, also keeps smoking the cigar like a faggot





Ralph goes in on PPPs weight, then talks about how he is thin as fuck, and looks like a movie star, I think someone posted this, but here it is from start to finish




Nick sucking segment, shouts out a fuck this for no reason





This is the Audio cancer when he was stream dueling




Unprompted Jim mention, just to show how much Jim is in his head




His off the internet daughters doctor report, he also doesnt seem to like any other vaccines





Pantsu's famous cooking, chicken wrap with chips, a delicacy
 
Looks like Ralph is making moves to get away from cozy. Opened up tonight plugging this .live site that links to Odysee rather then Cozy. Also Odysee has top billing on it.

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Looks like Ralph is making moves to get away from cozy.
Well damn better to have plan B. Platform like cozy could be wiped out from under him any day anyway. Not saying I suspect it going away tomorrow, but it could.
And Ralphs ego must be struggling kneeling before Nick...
He is watching his numbers compered to others in Cozy and thinking, I am the big dog. I need more.
 
RALPH IS AN UNDERGROUND FILM-MAKING LEGEND

Ralph teased a feature/exposĂŠ on Null's father the entire stream, but this was all he showed, right at the end:
I don't know how he does it but hearing him claim that he is an underground film making legend is somehow less cringy than stay tuned bit, especially because he is clearly possessed by Ronnie, therefore Funeral March.
So Ralph has been committing crimes since childhood?
He committed several murders before he was 11.
 
@Pasta_Man care to explain why all you do is mass negrate posts that are completely fine by any forum's standards?

On a dare from his friends, he went on a joyride in his mother's car at age 11. He didn't pay attention to the road, ran into a parked car, and totaled his mother's car.
This worthless societal menace shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a vehicle.

"your honour, my client has been contributing to the community in a positive way"?
Judge: why didn't he kill himself?
 
I tuned in for 30 seconds to see what his show is lo
He’s very very sworry Judge, he’s so sorry he went and started to do community service before you even sentenced his guilty ass. He figured you’d want to just give him community service anyway and wanted to show how eager he was. More community service, plz, he just adores the city’s adopt-a-highway program and firehouses!
Don't listen to this guy, Ralph is a courtroom operator!
 
Maybe once you get a bit older you'll realize just how fucking stupid you are following these fuckups.
Ethan Ralph is pushing 40 and he’s been making himself submit to a 23 year old wetback every day for months now. Age doesn’t help that kind of cowardice, let alone stupidity.
 
Watching the latest Sunrise Productions (Because I don't hate myself nearly enough to watch Ethel's shit unedited) and The screaming Sow is bitching about how people speak? Motherfucker you got worse vocal fry than any millenial bitch I've ever heard.

"Ummmm kayyyyyyyy Whats wroooong with the peopllllll"?

Bitch you are a fucking woman, just troon the fuck out already.
 
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