Ralph should unironically convert to Islam. Itās far more in-line with his values than the gay fake Christian larp. Plus he could get every twitter account that makes fun of him banned for islamophobia.
Heās been searching his whole life for an Internet daddy to replace the one that abandoned him. There is no greater Internet daddy than the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). Let him into your heart, Etan ibn Raul al-Memphi.
Ralph should unironically convert to Islam. Itās far more in-line with his values than the gay fake Christian larp. Plus he could get every twitter account that makes fun of him banned for islamophobia.
Heās been searching his whole life for an Internet daddy to replace the one that abandoned him. There is no greater Internet daddy than the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). Let him into your heart, Etan ibn Raul al-Memphi.
The biggest strength shared by the sektorā¢ is that it is ruled by a group of fat people calling each other out for being fat people. You can take away crying about being cold, arrest records, revenge porn, international beatings, a retarded phoenix crying about how a fat person won't eat his food and whatever else you can name but even without all of that distill it down to pure retarded hypocrisy. It's majestic in a way, but in the way specialized biologists think dung beetles are majestic.
Ralph should unironically convert to Islam. Itās far more in-line with his values than the gay fake Christian larp. Plus he could get every twitter account that makes fun of him banned for islamophobia.
Heās been searching his whole life for an Internet daddy to replace the one that abandoned him. There is no greater Internet daddy than the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). Let him into your heart, Etan ibn Raul al-Memphi.
Plus both dabble in buttfucking/being buttfucked by other men. IIRC, in Islam itās cool to do gay anal as long as youāre the top. Unfortunately for Ethan, we know he served decades as his Daddy Ronnieās bottom. So I guess heād go to Muzzie hell.
The biggest strength shared by the sektorā¢ is that it is ruled by a group of fat people calling each other out for being fat people. You can take away crying about being cold, arrest records, revenge porn, international beatings, a retarded phoenix crying about how a fat person won't eat his food and whatever else you can name but even without all of that distill it down to pure retarded hypocrisy. It's majestic in a way, but in the way specialized biologists think dung beetles are majestic.
Yeah also they try to come at each other for being losers, whining, being upset etc. etc. when the only reason anyone is in the "sektur" in the first place is because they are all of those things.
Plus both dabble in buttfucking/being buttfucked by other men. IIRC, in Islam itās cool to do gay anal as long as youāre the top. Unfortunately for Ethan, we know he served decades as his Daddy Ronnieās bottom. So I guess heād go to Muzzie hell.
imagine not getting thousands of dollars when youre in a tight spot (hey ralph, even if all your money claims are true you have a gazillion court cases and child support and a child at home and iirc you claim mantsu doesnt work, thatll put a bit of a strain on even larger budgets) to just not say nigger, thinking its the perfect excuse, and then some child tells you to stay on his zoomer streaming site you musnt say it for free, also you cant stream until he does as usual, sometimes up til three am,
@I'm Just A Worm, here is the clip I mentioned where Ralph talks about the clip I showed you (because he was reading the chat at that time a day prior to this clip )
Although the "breaking into the house" is a new idea that Ralph made up, and might be a further admission of guilt for intentionally hanging a dachshund from a kitchen chair .
Also, other clips of ralph's 12 hour show are coming as soon as I can pump them out.
@I'm Just A Worm, here is the clip I mentioned where Ralph talks about the clip I showed you (because he was reading the chat at that time a day prior to this clip ) View attachment 3624974
Although the "breaking into the house" is a new idea that Ralph made up, and might be a further admission of guilt for intentionally hanging a dachshund from a kitchen chair .
Also, other clips of ralph's 12 hour show are coming as soon as I can pump them out.
Lmao Ree-than Ralph is seething because of the truth about his puppy-cooking father. What a proud moment, living in the fat man's head. Ethan, you are our obese puppet.
The best part is that no one fucking brought that up until me and @cheese burger69 chatted about it. It was like 30 seconds in chat, but because Gunt permanently lives in Sneedchat, he saw it instantly and immediately began malding for hours. What a thin-skinned faggot.
Ethan, no one believes you about the puppies in the oven not being cooked. People don't put puppies in ovens for Christ Sakes. They were turned into dinner for you and paw-paw and you're just mad about it. Seethe, tubby. LOL
PART ONE. These clips are nothing compared to the insanity to come.
Because of the 12h17m18s runtime of the, "KILLSTREAM: KEFFALS vs KIWI FARMS , MR. MUNCHAUSEN MELTDOWN, + SUPER SNIPE,"
there will be multiple releases of clips over time for this one stream. It is unjust, but it must be done, for my sanity.
All 8 clips were gathered within two hours and fifty eight minutes, out of twelve. That is 1 clip for every ~22 minutes, a higher clip cadence than most streams, despite the runtime from which the clips are derived being nearly the average runtime of a standard Tequila Sunrise (3 hours).
The gross revenue of this stream was an alleged 1954.05$ USD.
The beginning of Ralph's infatuation with "Queen KEH-FALLS."
Ralph talks about the Ralphamania belt, and is already, in a very delusional manner, daydreaming about it.
Despite his big talk, it will surely be a cereal box toy, as cheap as his paw-paw's legendary ring worth fifteen chucky-cheese tokens.
The website that he is ordering it from is: https://wildcatbelts.com/, if Ralph did not lie about the custom designers to throw off where it is really being manufactured.
Ralph goes into his daily seethe and anguish public crying directed at Metokur. Ralph also lays out how Kiwi Farms was responsible for animal control taking away and almost raping his prized beast-of-burden.
Ralph, without self-awareness, projects about his strained father-son relationship with Reverend Father "Gym" Augustine. Ralph also wants "spending the rest of his days" rotting in prison for the subhuman act of running a criminal syndicate in cyberspace. Ralph thinks that all rights should be stripped from you if you make fun of him.
Ralph talks about how Joshua Moon is possessed by demons, which is ironic, given how Ralph is inhabited by the Chris-Chan demon. Projection once more.
Ralph slips up and admits he was demolished in Portugo-2. Ralph also talks about giving away 12 tickets to his Guntamania event.
And yes, an unofficial Kiwi Farms cameraman will go to the event to anonymously, and without interfering in any conceivable way, document the entirety of the event in 4K footage.
Ralph talks about my OBS-capture of his telegram stream, The Gunt Hunt thread, "The Lightswitch Dox," and The Tampa Painting Dox.
Ralph also goes into how the Kiwi Farms' criminal actions, and how Joshua Moon deserves to be in prison right now.
Ralph talks about how he's too lazy to archive the Kiwi Farms, despite browsing it all day, waiting to flag fedposts before they can be swept .
I've been turned down by seven people at this point for host positions and my PC is on the brink of inoperability, but no worries, I solemnly swear that this will still happen.
With the content being created every day from the ether, KC is on life support. It will be humiliated, replaced, and bankrupted- I give my word.
LMAO this is amazing. The Holy Power of Allah courses through the Ralphamaleās veins, giving him the power to curse the obese disgraceful Jiggly-Puff lookinā motha fucker.
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"spending the rest of his days" rotting in prison for the subhuman act of running a criminal syndicate in cyberspace. Ralph thinks that all rights should be stripped from you if you make fun of him.
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