🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Keranu]

Holy shit, he still has that giant cyst in the middle of his forehead:

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It’s been there since at least the light switch flophouse. Fucking disgusting, I hope it’s a cancerous tumor.

Acne is a symptom of Cushings afterall.

Actually given that this bump is in the same spot as before (did it even go away?) I think it could very well be a cyst that refills. He's really starting to look like the 5 Star Days comic.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Acne is a symptom of Cushings afterall.

Actually given that this bump is in the same spot as before (did it even go away?) I think it could very well be a cyst that refills. He's really starting to look like the 5 Star Days comic.

They were referencing a pic from the flophouse. I think the cyst is gone.

 

[MeltyTW]

I stand by my opinion that going low with Ralph is pointless because he doesn't have the capacity to feel shame... BUT, I will admit that it's refreshing to see someone who's willing to get down in the muck with him while pulling no punches. It's all the more compelling because he's not saying anything that can't be easily proven, unlike Ralph who will go low without anything to substantiate anything he says.

idk if he feels shame but it does bruise his ego, see his constant bitching at people pointing out he abused and neglected his dying mom, he doesnt care he did that but he sure does care the internet knows and mocks him for it. plus piggy doesnt really have anyone to complain to about people going low so might as well just kick the fucker while hes down.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I thought Rape-It-Ralph making his entire shows about Wino Casino was content desert, but this RPG shit is a whole new level of content dry

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Started watching Ralphs stream. He is watching Destiny. Not sure how long I watched. But then Ralph said something and I remembered I was watching Ralphs stream. And he said nothing about that destiny's stream. He still has not. Only about pizza comments from chat.

Christ he is bad streamer.

I don't think he is watching what he is streaming. He is watching chat, twitter and farms ain't he?

Ralph. You potato shaped midget. What are you doing?

*5 more minutes of silence. Then ! "How about I show you guys great pizza?"
And no people on stream he is playing on his stream were still not talking about pizza. I guess I have to clip this one and replace what he is watching with some ad video of pizza. He just staring and occasionally fantasizing about pizza.

*Well let's edit once more in honor of waking up. It kept going and he said nothing about what he was showing on his stream but instead he did read this comment of mine.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Ralph seething about his mother- not part of the 12 hour stream.
The Killstream that this stream was from today is not even worth mentioning or documenting, it was that boring.
I am making this post because it was a request from a random user.

Tldr this is a 7 minute stitched-together monologue that took place for over half an hour.

I won't take the time to write an effort post, just listen to this and contrast what he says on stream compared to what actually happened.
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Transcription, as provided by @Delicious Diversity,





Apologies for the correction, but this image happened in the light switch motel he was at, I just forgot to share the stills and decided to release them as a kind of "bonus material" in case the clips were not enough for people to laugh.

If you listen closely, Sandra asks if he's sober when she's first waking up. Her tone clearly indicates this was a frequent issue.

 

[CringeMomma]

Started watching Ralphs stream. He is watching Destiny. Not sure how long I watched. But then Ralph said something and I remembered I was watching Ralphs stream. And he said nothing about that destiny's stream. He still has not. Only about pizza comments from chat.

Christ he is bad streamer.

I don't think he is watching what he is streaming. He is watching chat, twitter and farms ain't he?

Ralph. You potato shaped midget. What are you doing?

*5 more minutes of silence. Then ! "How about I show you guys great pizza?"
And no people on stream he is playing on his stream were still not talking about pizza. I guess I have to clip this one and replace what he is watching with some ad video of pizza. He just staring and occasionally fantasizing about pizza.

lol had to check in on him..... you okay over there Ralph?

 

[InwardsStink]

lol had to check in on him..... you okay over there Ralph?
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Mad lol

 

[AltisticRight]

If you listen closely, Sandra asks if he's sober when she's first waking up. Her tone clearly indicates this was a frequent issue.

Apparently eating a dick was also a Ralphamama pass time. Her son knows a little too much about it.

lol had to check in on him..... you okay over there Ralph?
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What's that silver thing, a buttplug?

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Started watching Ralphs stream. He is watching Destiny. Not sure how long I watched. But then Ralph said something and I remembered I was watching Ralphs stream. And he said nothing about that destiny's stream. He still has not. Only about pizza comments from chat.

Christ he is bad streamer.

I don't think he is watching what he is streaming. He is watching chat, twitter and farms ain't he?

Ralph. You potato shaped midget. What are you doing?

*5 more minutes of silence. Then ! "How about I show you guys great pizza?"
And no people on stream he is playing on his stream were still not talking about pizza. I guess I have to clip this one and replace what he is watching with some ad video of pizza. He just staring and occasionally fantasizing about pizza.

Destiny should ask Fuentes to pull Ralph's stream cuz he was not being transformative. Who would Carboy side with?

Nick went to Destiny's house to stream with him. Ralph's only IRL interaction with Fuentes is at events.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan is now submitting fake superchats as "Joker from Persona 5". What level of rent free is this?



Imagine doing it right after noting that the forum is down, too. Very very sad.

 

[Farglemark]

Fuck these "super streams" they have 4 hours of content stretched through 12 hours. The super snipe only covered an hour of KC, both sides seem to know this drama is played out and neither is bringing anything new to the table. Ralph has currently entered a state of stasis on being entertaining. Its been awhile since I have heard a really good Ralph rage segment.

Anyways here is the Friday night stream, took me a bit

• Gabe Bowman? Howman? Anyways show starts with Ralph declaring them an enemy of the Ralphamale
• Gave Hoffman, some pedo hunter. Ralph heavily implies he is calling Gabe a pedo
• Ralph pledges loyalty to queen keffals
• Ralphamania is gonna have everyone! Worzleroot confirmed! Maybe Nick! Beardson!!..... But no baked
• Jim mention 1
• Ralph reconfirms Keffals pledge, doesn't mention Keffals is a known groomer.
• Jim mention 2, a small rant about how it's terrible for Jim to have associated with people before it was known they were pedo possible. Ralph supports Keffals though
• fat nig dance one. Lights a cigar, claims his cigar cutter costs 300$ and his lighter is 150$ hood rich
• Ralph gets big mad at a chat member. Starts threatening bans as the drop of a hat. Then bans someone
• Jim mention 3 Jim's totally the one enraged, and Ralph is totally owning Jim on twitter
• Ralph puts in a half assed fat dance after a dono song. Suddenly gets into another argument with a chatter.
• Jim mention 4 Jim will be dead soon
• Dixie larper faggot song plays
• Ralph going on about another person banned from chat
• Talking about the AF pedo
• Jim mention 5, Ralph found the AF pedo in the 4 star hat.
• God damn Ralph is so cool walking around town in pit vipers.
• Ralph addresses Jim's tweet where he posts the horse in a 4 star hat. Ralph doesn't understand the tweet clearly. Then he goes on a tyraid about Jade
• Jim attacked Ralphs woman by posting a pic of her wearing a hat of his. I mean any photo of her is an attack against her so I guess that's fair
• Ralph will support anyone trying to stop Jim or KF. Wasn't one of his rages about Jim posting a SPLC article?
• Ralph changes the Horse getting kidnapped to being kidnapped and raped AND killed
• Ralph goes over Jim's timeline on twitter. This is why Ralph was desperate for Jim to come back. Says Jim is seething, while he sits and angrily reads his tweets.
• Ralph has been furious about Jim for about an hour now
• Jim has done anything and everything to destroy Ralph.
• Jim has tweeted and done one stream a month that features Ralph
• this is the biggest self own ever. Ralph himself says that pantsu is rearing his child. Man how low must he feel?
• We are still on Jim
• Jim is getting paid to attack Ralph and Jim. That's not a crazy idea at all. Also random Jade insult at the end of the clip
• Ralph moves on to Gator
• long Ralpharant about Gator
• Talks about gators hair like a metro sexual
• Jim mention 6 back onto the hats
• Micheal Alberto is on, I always forget how faggy his voice is
• Talking about KF getting owned by Keffals
• Jim mention 7 back to the hats
• A bunch of time spent talking about the wrestling event
• "Uh oh meat and cheese time" when your segments are all shit you can turn getting fed into one
• Watching the Keffals vid, Kiwifarms is evil according to Ralph
• Ralph upset about a joke a superchat made about AOCs thong smelling worse than Dan kremshaws
• Ralph is informed about Keffals grooming minors. Doesn't care thinks KF is worse than child groomers
• Bibble is on, worst part of any show. What retarded shot will he rant about?
• Jim mention 8. Would you guess it's back to the hats? Cause it is
• Kiwifarms is the bad guys. Ralph's own mouth
• Oh good, two ralphamales are going head to head cutting promos for the event. This won't be embarassing
• I was wrong, that was embarassing.
• Ralph is the best person at sucking Ralph off. He thinks he's the best person at taking down Jim
• Jim mention 9
• Listening to a wrestler talk about falling in the shower
• so I posted a clip where I thought Bibble and Ralph said 16-17 when they actually said 60s-70s with a 25 year old. My bad, Ralph has every right to mock me. But. This clip must have been up for like 20 minutes before I deleted it cause I was a deaf faggot. This dude is always watching kiwi farms and refreshing it constantly on his show.
• It is incredibly how much time he spends on KF
• Beardson is on, now all of them are talking about Jim again and the hats
• Jim mention 10
• Ali has been on for the last hour or so, I immediately tune out whenever I hear this lispy autistic voice.
• Bibble and Ally leave, this is great
• Oh Bearden leaves as well Fuck yeah
• Apparently there's a VTuber clip coming up, Ralph considers there community to be disgusting. They probably are, but this is coming from someone from AF so it holds very little weight
• Jim mentioned 11, he brings up Jim during recap of what happened, and beelines it directly towards the hats again.
• Listening to shit warblly country music
• Ralph brings up a Alex Jones video, is the only schtick that all AF people have is shouting angrily?
• Jesus Christ Alex is fucking embarrassing in this one, he's slobbering snorting and huffing like a pig
• Nick and Destiny debate something, something about CIA performing false flags attacks and shit like that,
• The real takeaway is that having two people who think talking faster is a sign of intelligence, debate each other, is an absolute fucking nightmare. They keep trying to talk faster than the other to the point where it only comes out as a garbled mash of words
• Ralph gets mad at Gabe Hoffman because he called out Ralph for sexualizing written houses sister. And called Ralph a pedophile, Ralph's proof for Gabe Hoffman being a pedophile? Nothing just calls him it. Ralph himself admits he has no evidence. Isn't that slander?
• Big tek is on, so I can disregard anything he says
• So far his appearance has been conspiracy talk, sucking off Nick, getting mad at Destiny, then I thought he left. But he's still here
• So I had to drop to 1.5 speed at the beginning of the Destiny Nick video, now I'm down to regular speed because both of them have engaged fucking hyperdrive on their voices.
• This is so depressing big tech, you work the night shift at cozy TV? Streaming until the sun comes up? Jesus Christ dude beating your woman almost was less depressing than this.
• Not only does he work the night shift at cozy, he's watching Destiny videos almost exclusively right now.
• Who are the people that are staying up watching this at night? Maybe another retarded person who's also working on a night shift but the people who aren't?
• I thought Ralph fans were bad enough
• A super chatter sends in a message saying that big text shows are like Sun Tzu shit
• You know when an AF first starts losing a debate because they start shouting like a madman, Nick and whoever is streaming on start doing that
• Ralph starts hooting the hollering along when they start shouting, I think I understand why they showed as much as they do. The retards really love it
• Next totally a g with how he talks to his friends calling them nigga cuz he's a g. Big tech is incredible at sucking Nick
• This fucking debate just goes everywhere. Though setting it at 2x speed is funny cause they sound like angry barking dogs when they get upset
• salt poppy won't be going on the killstream, now Ralph thinks he is totally lame. So funny compared to what he said before
• Super snipe starts
• I was hoping there was going to be a good start atleast to the super snipe. Fuck KC is starting off rough this time
• Wow I just heard about what you need to do to watch this fucking boxing match.
• First you need to download the app, then sign up for DAZN and then you need to stop the auto renew, then you need to buy the 10$ PPV, while using their affiliate link. No one is doing that
• I have to agree with Ralph. Keem fucked them deep and hard, unless they get a big cut of the purse
• Dick comes on, he's better than bibble but worse than big tech cause of his voice
• KC really needs to talk about Ralph and Nick more. This attempt at a show without them is…. Brutal
• I used to think they should do less of them, but fuck is the other stuff just so dull
• Watching people shout at each other on Ventis stream
• Ralph is going to go on
• Now they are all shouting plus Ralph.
• It's not that interesting
• Ralph is going to go ralphamode, that's his words
• it's just exactly like the other people shouting, the end is fucking retarded with someone giggling like a nut
• Show is almost over. It was 4 hours of content stretched to 12. The supersnipe lasted an hour, probably didn't miss much honestly.
• I missed 3 Jim mentions cause I got bored. So up to 14-15
• Show is done

Ralph made 1954$ today if the donos are all real, KC really revived his career. Thats all theyve accomplished so far.

 

[MeltyTW]

baked already cancelled? lmfao did he even give a dax ego cushioning excuse?

edit lol salt papi cancelling? hahahah get fugged gunt! also yeah calling someone a pedo without evidence is slander hopefully he gets sued

 

[Chiribisco]

Ethan is now submitting fake superchats as "Joker from Persona 5". What level of rent free is this?

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Imagine doing it right after noting that the forum is down, too. Very very sad.

LOOKING COOL JOKER!!!
Never knew ralph played persona games

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What's that silver thing, a buttplug?

At first I thought you meant the microphone’s arm. Then I saw that thing on the wall. But I’m still not sure you didn’t mean the mic.

 

[Vera]

10 and a half hrs what a machine gunt putting in that overtime today

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Jim doesn’t merely live rent-free in Ralph’s head; he bought out the whole goddamn building and leased a studio apartment back to Ralph at a premium.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

10 and a half hrs what a machine gunt putting in that overtime today
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Is love to see his step count for the day. Could he have possibly hit double digits, let alone triple?

 

[A Sunset]

You know, I wanted to give Ralph some props during the Kino Casino shit because I thought it was funny. Ralphamale W’s were entertaining in the face of all his A-Logs going full faggot, especially PigPigPig.

But that card is now revoked. Supporting that faggot pedophile Keffels? Go fuck yourself Ralph. I can’t even stomach giving you W’s for the laughs anymore. I’m not surprised he isn’t bothered by Keffels being a pedo considering his disgusting never-wife is a pedophile too.

In face, Ralph‘s pretty pedophilic too. He likes em fresh out of high school, likely jerked it to Soph, talked about Faith being “a kid I’m watching that sucks my dick” or whatever…..and then gets with a pedophile horse?

Ralph is a fat pedo-supporting nigger who loves groomer trannies as long as they will fight against his Internet Daddies who mock him. Lol, what a fat, small-dicked and short faggot

 

[MeltyTW]

You know, I wanted to give Ralph some props during the Kino Casino shit because I thought it was funny. Ralphamale W’s were entertaining in the face of all his A-Logs going full faggot, especially PigPigPig.

But that card is now revoked. Supporting that faggot pedophile Keffels? Go fuck yourself Ralph. I can’t even stomach giving you W’s for the laughs anymore. I’m not surprised he isn’t bothered by Keffels being a pedo considering his disgusting never-wife is a pedophile too.

In face, Ralph‘s pretty pedophilic too. He likes em fresh out of high school, likely jerked it to Soph, talked about Faith being “a kid I’m watching that sucks my dick” or whatever…..and then gets with a pedophile horse?

Ralph is a fat pedo-supporting nigger who loves groomer trannies as long as they will fight against his Internet Daddies who mock him. Lol, what a fat, small-dicked and short faggot

im telling you every time people try this laughing with ralph instead of at him stuff hell just keep doing more pedo shit. first the unruly child comment then him saying keffals can groom kids and cut their dicks off as long as theyre anti kiwifarms, this is why ralph suffering will always be funnier. and this is why im always right, anyone not following my advice to constantly needle ralph in the balls will necessarily be driven to give w's to child molesters. its biblical motherfucker.