🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know @John Andrews Stan, Ralph may be telling the truth this time. With a potential Lucas crossover to take down KiwiFarms, the Feds may have remonitized the Guntstream for a bit.

I hope it’s true, Ralph always does extremely retarded shit anytime he gets a 10-spot burning a hole in his pocket. We win no matter what.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So I was thinking about something on my way to work this morning. I remembered the episode of Kermit and Friends Ralph appeared on. At one point the chick running the show had 2 of her community spergs comes on and sperg at each other over their grudges, and Ralph didn't know how to react cause this shit was so asinine.

Then I realized, Ralph does this shit all the time to his guests. Mark Collett or Ramzpaul will be on and Ralph will spend the show sperging about Daddy Gym, PPP, Warski, or Jersh, and they'll have a look on their face of 'wtf'.

I bet the handful of times he interacts with real people a year he does this shit.

Ralph: “Yeah then Metokur stream-sniped Flamenco because he had faildoxed Bibble and then the groypers were gonna raid their chat haw haw haw.”

Investment Bank Associate (towering over him): uh ok. You said you had a coke connect?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Investment Bank Associate

Lol as if Ralph could even get in the same room with one of those. But he is totally that guy who goes to a bar once and within 15 minutes thinks the bartender is his true friend because he listens to Ralph’s drunk blathering and takes his tips.

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight please change your signature it upsets ralph lol
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Poor little piggy, I'll change it.

 

[cheese burger69]

Here is a gain boosted and slightly cleaned up mp3 of Ralph talking to the Journalist, so you can hear what both parties are saying (first few seconds is only ralph because it was not on speaker):

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Here is a gain boosted and slightly cleaned up mp3 of Ralph talking to the Journalist, so you can hear what both parties are saying (first few seconds is only ralph because it was not on speaker):
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Absolutely legendary.

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

Here is a gain boosted and slightly cleaned up mp3 of Ralph talking to the Journalist, so you can hear what both parties are saying (first few seconds is only ralph because it was not on speaker):
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lmao the seething of this entire call is hilarious, just crying about an anonymous user for 10 minutes straight

 

[Keranu]

Here is a gain boosted and slightly cleaned up mp3 of Ralph talking to the Journalist, so you can hear what both parties are saying (first few seconds is only ralph because it was not on speaker):
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Ralph's supposed to be traumatized, but the Eric Cartman in him is full of glee in his hopes this will end the internet making fun of him.

It will never end Ralph.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's a faggot and I'm not

No, Ralph. Tell the nice journalist man that you initiated a blood-feud with Josh who you were previously on friendly terms with because he made a silly derivative South Park corn joke. Don't truffle shuffle around your definitive Franz Ferdinand moment.

Tell him that the board exists because you fuck your life up so frequently that archiving it in a single thread is exhausting for people who watch it for their personal amusement.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Here is a gain boosted and slightly cleaned up mp3 of Ralph talking to the Journalist, so you can hear what both parties are saying (first few seconds is only ralph because it was not on speaker):
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Well Ralph has that little shred of integrity to say that he thinks it probably is not AltristicRight behind it. But he has to flirt with the Kiwifarms dun it narrative. But it seems hard to do.
Is that a Journalist. Thinks it is AltristicRight's number. Now hicks in Simpsons are this stupid. But Members of congress and Journalists?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now hicks in Simpsons are this stupid. But Members of congress and Journalists?

They’re among the biggest retards. And I know which is the only cohort I’d let watch my kids.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

To all the haters and losers on Kiwifarms:

You fucking loser faggots. Congrats on getting your site shut down by Ethan fucking Ralph, the top of the sector bitch. Kiwifarms? Let me tell you a thing or 2 about the fan fiction forums. The average Kiwifarms loser will live with his mom until he’s 35 and will never had a real job, pathetic. Bet he can’t even get laid unless it’s with some fucking whore prostitute and even then the fucking losers will probably end up with some anime loving horseface bitch who’s probably a pedophile. They’re all fat ugly obese looking losers. That’s how pathetic the Kiwifarms is. They’re all just jealous the Ralpha fucking male is better than them. That’s why their site got taken down, bitch. THEY CANT HANDLE THIS SMOKE

 

[XxTardWranglerxX]

To all the haters and losers on Kiwifarms:

You fucking loser faggots. Congrats on getting your site shut down by Ethan fucking Ralph, the top of the sector bitch. Kiwifarms? Let me tell you a thing or 2 about the fan fiction forums. The average Kiwifarms loser will live with his mom until he’s 35 and will never had a real job, pathetic. Bet he can’t even get laid unless it’s with some fucking whore prostitute and even then the fucking losers will probably end up with some anime loving horseface bitch who’s probably a pedophile. They’re all fat ugly obese looking losers. That’s how pathetic the Kiwifarms is. They’re all just jealous the Ralpha fucking male is better than them. That’s why their site got taken down, bitch. THEY CANT HANDLE THIS SMOKE

As Ralph used to say to Ronnie: "NO DAD NOOOOOO"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It never ceases to amaze me how bad these Journos are at their jobs. Guy has a particular story about evil alt right Ralph being linked to the evil alt right Kiwi Farms and when he found out Ralph hates the website there was nothing left to write. Couldn't be bothered to ask why Ralph had Null on the show in the first place. Couldn't be bothered to ask what the falling out was about. Ralph had to explain 10 times that, "AltisticRight has my number on his profile to fuck with me".

Hurt my brain to listen to and not even because of Ralph.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"Odysee paid me money to leave Bitchute"

"I have messages with Julian Chandra where he directly paid me money to leave Bitchute"

So we've officially completed the year-long walkback and finally arrived at 'Haroo was completely right about Julian directly paying me for exclusivity and I've been lying about it this entire time'. Many such cases.

 

[Chode]

It never ceases to amaze me how bad these Journos are at their jobs. Guy has a particular story about evil alt right Ralph being linked to the evil alt right Kiwi Farms and when he found out Ralph hates the website there was nothing left to write. Couldn't be bothered to ask why Ralph had Null on the show in the first place. Couldn't be bothered to ask what the falling out was about. Ralph had to explain 10 times that, "AltisticRight has my number on his profile to fuck with me".

Hurt my brain to listen to and not even because of Ralph.

It clearly shows a lack of imagination on the journos part. No asking about Ethan's thoughts on Keffals or MTG, no curiosity on why Null would 'harass' this person, too uninformed to ask about a wider America First stance on things. He had multiple alt right/doxxing/harassment angles he could of worked this into but it didn't perfectly fit in the pre-carved quote slot.

 

[Farglemark]

Throwing this up raw with time stamps, if Kiwifarms survives long enough I'll finish this and add the videos in

Ralph will never survive if KF dies. His show is half reading what's types here.

When I talk about Destiny being Nick's first male friend. I don't mean best friend, a close friend, or a good friend. But a friend who treats him as an equal. Instead of the master slave relationship Nick has.

• Election night stream let's fucking go as Ralph says.
• I already know how the election went, but is AF going to be pulling another young Turks when Donald Trump won? Sounds like loomer was crying about it. Screeching election fraud
• That is funny too, if Republicans are also committing widespread election fraud, does that just mean they didn't try hard enough during the 2020 elections? Did they just underperform in the election fraud category? AF people are fucking retarded
• Now while I don't know all the other cozy show names, why is it the only two that I know with morning show names don't start till the afternoon? The sunrise, and wake and baked which actually starts after Ralph show. Just a random thought while the fucking intro plays the same damn music
• Ralphs starting off real low energy today. Dude is just mumbling
• Said why not do a election super show today then he plays the applause sound effect.
• Ralph had one of his replays taken off of Odyssey, for doxing , so now it's on bit shoot plays round of applause sound effect for big shoe
• Ralph suddenly starts to rant about Lauren Southern trying to get him to eat bugs again
• Is prompted by a super chat, but he goes full holler and hog over it
• Ralph wants a serious justification for why they wanted people to eat bugs, other than it's funny to see people get grossed out. Ralph's a fagot
• Ralph keeps saying how they could have done anything for that game show at Odyssey with all the talent they had. But I am struggling to figure out the ton of interesting things that you can do while tied to a webcam
• Ralph complains about someone talking about him and his, even though he's probably said and done far worse to the person he's whining about
• 3800 4400 Ralph complains about someone doing stuff that he has done and getting his stuff flagged down. That's the exact same stuff Ralph has done to people everywhere. Uses someone's footage, then flags the same person using his as an example
• Ralphs dead mom is being waved about as a rotten old flag to rally behind. Also while Ralph has been whining for 6 minutes someone sent in a superchat calling him a king
• Jim mention 1 out of the blue
• Back to the bug eating
• Ralph shills for Putin
• 5415 5900 Ralph goes on a rant about how awful the country is because McD's doesn't have all day breakfast and Walmart's aren't open 24hr
• Ralph is legit upset. But then he talks about fast food and is almost orgasmic
• He now goes in depth about why he's not loyal to America in any way. A serious political movement btw
• Ralph takes a disturbing amount of glee at the ideo of Ukrainians freezing to death
• He plays the PPP cold clip all the way through
• Jim mention 2 PPP clip
• Watching the video of Nick and Destiny in the same studio. It's very awkward
• Destiny had a line that made me laugh "after watching this 9/11 conspiracy documentary I believe the official story even more"
• Watched the twitter bomb drop Ralph has nothing to contribute
• Suddenly watching a destiny livestream, Ralph is just watching silently. It's been about 5 minutes
• Ralph has said wut twice
• "Yang gang gang"
• Something about the Andy fight
• "Thank you darling I got meat and cheese from pantsu herself"
• It's been 10 minutes and that's all Ralph has said
• "This is something good shit? Missed that one"
• "That is a word"
• Ralph says he plays tropico
• It's been 16 minutes
• "Yeah"
• "Um"
• Mumble
• Mumble
• "Oh yeah we will burn it if we get the all day fund"
• 20 minutes in and Ralph is basically still silently watching this destiny stream
• "Hey"
• Ok I'm not fucking around from dead silence Ralph says his hair is looking good, that shit looking great and full screens himself.
• "Oh my shirt, woooo, oowooooo, what's causing all this WOOOO"
• Dusts himself off like he's hot shot "woooo"
• 22421 22538 no seriously he does that
• He acts like a fat ugly twitter chick that calls themselves thicc, but they have more class somehow
• He does have an advantage in that he has two more tits than them
• Ralph says he's talking about dinner
• " Oh no no he wasn't invited"
• Super chat makes him mumble about food for a few seconds
• "Suckle gang? Oh suckle gang"
• "Oh" mumble
• 30 minutes in of almost nothing from Ralph
• "Pizza hut stuffed crust what do you think chat?"
• Talks a minute about what fast food he wants to get that night. Fit as fuck btw
• 35 minutes
• Something about pizza
• *Sigh*
• "Caprese pizza"
• Bans someone
• Talks some more about pizza and paused the stream because pantsu calls pizza hut pizza butt.
• Rivetting commentary by Ralph
• 40 minutes have gone by in this near no commentary by Ralph
• Ralph is hung up on pizza butt. And talks about when she will go get food
• Ralph paused the live stream to talk about Kiwifarms 48 minutes in
• He proceeds to talk about pizza more for 2 minutes
• Turns on the Nick destiny stream and sits there saying nothing
• Compliments pantsu, so good, so good. His words
• Reminds people this is the super show
• Mentions Ralphamania
• "Slight"
• Mumble
• 55 minutes in
• Quick update that baked will be at the fight stream
• 60 minutes in. Full hour of this
• Dolphin laugh
• "Hehe yeah" mumble
• 65 minutes of the ralphaless show
• "Let's go chat!.... GET UP!" give them something to get up to
• "Legend tonight"
• Mumble
• 70 minutes in
• "Checking flights to London.. not as much as you would think"
• "A little flight to London?" Do it pussy
• 75 minutes
• Something about the fight being lame and the Ralphamania being better
• "People actually paid to go see this fight it's a joke I wouldn't do that"
• 80 minutes in
• Dolphin laugh
• "Yeah put some more clothes on" Ralph says about destinys wife. May have said bitch in there but mumbled
• Mumble
• "Yeah"
• "Here we go"
• 85 minutes in
• Ralph paused for an actual interjection about how the black man they brought in goes after destiny instead of Nick cause the black man was retarded
• "Ok faggot, wow do you model for a living? Ok" lol Ralph is threatened by the black man
• Long dolphin laugh
• Dolphin laugh "freeze game onpoint" dolphin laugh
• 90 mins in
• The black men nig on stream Ralph laughs
• Ralph is dangerously close to hosting a podcast again
• An hour and a half in Ralph has decided to be a host again and is commenting on the stuff he's watching again. Only took a black man sperging to do it
• Bible shows up out of the blue. I expected this, but didn't want it
• 40253 40420 bibble is analyzing the placement of a bowl of grapes, saying that Destiny's wife is purposely leaning across Nick, finishes his first thought by saying how he's not crazy. You know you've got a good point when you have to finish it with I'm not crazy
• Bibble gets mad at Destiny for lightly ribbing Nick about some monarchy argument.
• Bibble bibble bibble, shush buddy This is Destiny and nicks time Ralph knows his place, I don't think he said more than a handful of words in the last 10 or 15 minutes again. I am not doing another time counting thing
• Bibble I know dude you're really self-conscious and you have to think that men don't get along in every situation, and women are always trying to do horrible things, but it honestly just looks like they're having a good time together, they're kind of teasing each other like friends do I know that's new for you Bibble.
• Bibble keep saying how Destiny is rattled by what his wife has been doing. Bibble is projecting how he would act in this situation
• Bibble has learned his place too He's stopped talking for the good of everyone
• Jim mentioned three
• Nick describes Ralph as the fat funny guy in glasses who everybody hates. Ralph nearly thinks from sheer joy at being acknowledged by Nick
• But you know what Ralph and Bibble will never have? They will never have this friendship that Nick and Destiny do they will always be beneath him
• 43100 43250 Nick also says that Ralph hates women, him and Bibble are utterly shocked that Ralph is described as that. Ralph then goes on a woman hating diatribe
• Assisted by Bibblr
• The woman Haiti diatribe suddenly turns into a kiwi farms hating rant. You just never know what you're going to get with the Ralph male
• Pizza they are still talking about fucking pizza It's been what two to three hours and they're still talking about pizza
• It is a little bit entertaining hearing advice from someone like Ralph or Bibble or even his chat on how to deal with women, it's just that nut of them have a solid record, even bibble admits his past record is pretty shit. He just found the most docile leave him alone bitch that he could and now he's happy I guess
• Someone keeps sending in that Ralph's laugh sounds like a skinwalker warble it is fairly similar
• Bible cries some more about Destiny, I like Destiny more and more, the more Bibble cries about him.
• If Destiny were so bothered by how is white was apparently acting from Bibles paranoid point of view, he probably wouldn't be talking about how his wife does swim streams so candidly
• Bibble and Ralph have been mostly sitting in complete silence for the last hour just watching this, and Ralph realizing this asks people about some stupid fucking conspiracy shit again
• Go back to sitting in silence This is way worse
• Bibble yells at his dog
• To be fair not an abusive way
• It's worse than conspiracy shit from bevel, it's folk tales from bibbles point of view
• The election super show is so jam-packed with content from start to finish, that bibble needed to read a folk tale from beginning to end
• So jam packed that dibble retold a second story is his own words
• Oh good they're going to cover Alex Stein, I'm sure it's not going to be spergy and retarded
• We are back to watching the entire Nick and Destiny stream. Ralph is hurting for content
• News clip someone talking about inflation, Ralph is shouting pass at the woman
• Ralphs just watching news clips and shouting out them
• Splice that with drunk mumble and grunting sounds while he's sober
• Results start coming in, Ralph desperately looks for results that aren't showing her losing
• Settles on early on results that show her ahead for seconds
• 55710 60000 Ralph dances to a Goku remix
• Oof hard topic switch away from loomer losing
• Ralph rapidly switches to different result pages to try and find the ones that show her ahead
• The election super show has been derailed
• Ralph is just brokenheartedly watching random clips. RPG made an appearance
• It's been a sad, low energy stream, Ralph has long swathes of time where he says nothing, they all want to stop the steal, Ralph threatens to fly to Florida to do… something?
• 73525 73600 first Superchat is completely unaware of how well it applies to Ralph. Second one is just sad

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

idk why but I can't reply to farglemarks post, but now that the gunt says he is uploading to bitchute is it possible to get banned from commenting on a channel on bitchute, I know you can get banned on a channel from odysee

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Gloat stream when

 

[Vera]

we have acquired new swag folks

The gayest of marijuana socks.