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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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You could at least have tried to put in some effort into being funny or clever
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Alright, I'll try to rely the what I'm watching to the best of my ability:
Ralph is trying to sell the appeal for his next show and says the funniest thing I've heard from him in years: "I'm already internet famous because I'm Ralphamale"
He unintentionally denigrates the competitors by saying that no one knows who they are. I think he's trying to say that he's enough of a draw for the show, but that's not something you want to say when trying to convince wrestlers to come work for you in the future.
He refers to the previous belt as the beta and says that he's going to get a redesign for the next one. He keeps talking about having an event at Ali Jamal's "palace" and he talks as if they've already agreed to it. He uses WrestleMania 9 at Cesar's Palace as an example of what they could go for.
Ralph is just sitting in silence as he rewatches matches from Ralphamania, btw.
More music, no commentary. For a second I thought he had just left abruptly and played a song to break the silence, but I clicked back on the window and he's just sitting there in silence.
Another fucking song, seconds after the first
A superchat comes in and he starts playing Lil Wayne. Seriously, he isn't even doing anything. He's just slumped to the side, occasionally singing along with the song. What the fuck is this?
I'm genuinely getting a headache listening to this. The last time I unironically listened to one of Ralph's streams was back when Gator and Zidane were his cohosts. I had no idea how horrible it's gotten since the last time I tuned it. Dead air, music break, superchat. That's all there is to it.
He's finally gone back to watching the show.
Ralph gets a message asking him to wish General Lee a happy birthday. He starts playing Dixie Land, in it's entirety, while saying nothing.
Is Ralph always this low energy on his show? He mumbles about John Doyle while sitting back in his chair.
"He said somebody raped his sister... hopefully not" I don't know what he's talking about.
He watches a clip of some talking head saying that a Russian born hockey player taking issue with pride flags should go home and fight in the war. Ralph offers some scintillating commentary as he tells mumbles "shut up" and closes the clip.
He starts playing "General Lee" by Johnny Cash. I would complain about the constant deluge of songs, but it's Johnny Cash so I'll give it a pass.
More dead air.
He's watching a clip of Biden blustering over the classified files found his home. This should be the easiest thing in the world to lampoon but Ralph barely says a thing about it. Seriously, the only piece of commentary he offers throughout the clip is "no they're not" and that's all.
Dead air. He's closing his tabs.
Back to watching Ralphamania. The structure of this stream is almost as bad as the structure of this recap.
Ralph looking like a baby that just dumped in its diaper as he sits like a log.
I'm pulling the drag shoot and calling it quits. If I took anything away from this experience, it's that @Farglemark doesn't get nearly enough appreciation for the work he does trying to recap these shows. Seriously, it's genuinely shocking how boring Ralph is when he's not trying to start shit with people.
Ralph is trying to sell the appeal for his next show and says the funniest thing I've heard from him in years: "I'm already internet famous because I'm Ralphamale"
He unintentionally denigrates the competitors by saying that no one knows who they are. I think he's trying to say that he's enough of a draw for the show, but that's not something you want to say when trying to convince wrestlers to come work for you in the future.
He refers to the previous belt as the beta and says that he's going to get a redesign for the next one. He keeps talking about having an event at Ali Jamal's "palace" and he talks as if they've already agreed to it. He uses WrestleMania 9 at Cesar's Palace as an example of what they could go for.
Ralph is just sitting in silence as he rewatches matches from Ralphamania, btw.
More music, no commentary. For a second I thought he had just left abruptly and played a song to break the silence, but I clicked back on the window and he's just sitting there in silence.
Another fucking song, seconds after the first
A superchat comes in and he starts playing Lil Wayne. Seriously, he isn't even doing anything. He's just slumped to the side, occasionally singing along with the song. What the fuck is this?
I'm genuinely getting a headache listening to this. The last time I unironically listened to one of Ralph's streams was back when Gator and Zidane were his cohosts. I had no idea how horrible it's gotten since the last time I tuned it. Dead air, music break, superchat. That's all there is to it.
He's finally gone back to watching the show.
Ralph gets a message asking him to wish General Lee a happy birthday. He starts playing Dixie Land, in it's entirety, while saying nothing.
Is Ralph always this low energy on his show? He mumbles about John Doyle while sitting back in his chair.
"He said somebody raped his sister... hopefully not" I don't know what he's talking about.
He watches a clip of some talking head saying that a Russian born hockey player taking issue with pride flags should go home and fight in the war. Ralph offers some scintillating commentary as he tells mumbles "shut up" and closes the clip.
He starts playing "General Lee" by Johnny Cash. I would complain about the constant deluge of songs, but it's Johnny Cash so I'll give it a pass.
More dead air.
He's watching a clip of Biden blustering over the classified files found his home. This should be the easiest thing in the world to lampoon but Ralph barely says a thing about it. Seriously, the only piece of commentary he offers throughout the clip is "no they're not" and that's all.
Dead air. He's closing his tabs.
Back to watching Ralphamania. The structure of this stream is almost as bad as the structure of this recap.
Ralph looking like a baby that just dumped in its diaper as he sits like a log.
I'm pulling the drag shoot and calling it quits. If I took anything away from this experience, it's that @Farglemark doesn't get nearly enough appreciation for the work he does trying to recap these shows. Seriously, it's genuinely shocking how boring Ralph is when he's not trying to start shit with people.
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ALERT - THERE IS A PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS - ALERT - THERE IS A PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS - ALERT - THERE IS A PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS - ALERT - THERE IS A PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS - ALERT - THERE IS A PILLSTREAM IN PROGRESS - ALERT -
PLEASE VACATE THE STREAM, HIDE ALL PRESCRIPTION MEDS AND ALCOHOL AND POST CLIPS - THIS IS NOT A DRILL
PLEASE VACATE THE STREAM, HIDE ALL PRESCRIPTION MEDS AND ALCOHOL AND POST CLIPS - THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Today's stream is Ethan Oliver Ralph at the top of his game. This is a master at work right now. If you ever wonder why he's the top of the sector, just watch a repeat of this stream.
He's so good at his craft that he doesn't even need to talk to generate must-watch content.
Keep it up, king.
He's so good at his craft that he doesn't even need to talk to generate must-watch content.
Keep it up, king.
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He's fucking wasted
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After minutes of dead air he can barely slur out "chhooggald s-sin", this is an insane pillstream and a return to form.
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Random question, but has Ralph said anything about the death of Jay Briscoe? It seems like a logical thing to bring up considering he was a wrestler known for being a based redneck who threatened to shoot anyone who tried to teach LGBTQ stuff to his kids.
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I'm pretty sure I just heard Ralph say "this match was so hot" while watching a midget fight a black woman. JCaesar187 now has a midget fetish, wtf
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How the fuck do cozycattle watch this trash? are they really so brainwashed that they just paypig a fat alchoholic retard who's said 5 words in the last 30 minutes? is Ethan's job just to shovel low tier slop like crowder to autists in the chat to jerk off over while he's mostly passed out or reading his phone off stream?
This is my first time watching cozy and I've come to the conclusion cozycattle are the lowest tier of life on earth, even lower than pond scum and parasites
This is my first time watching cozy and I've come to the conclusion cozycattle are the lowest tier of life on earth, even lower than pond scum and parasites
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If big shits happening and no one's going to post actual clips or archives on this autism archive website can someone at least link a non autistic restream?
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Collecting trash with his face.
It's still Ralph, but at least it's on rumble https://rumble.com/v26b2k8-sunrise-thursday-free-for-all.html
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Can only hope it's not a filler arc.
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Yes. Everyone and everything there is the equivalent of a McDonald's meal.