🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Holy shit these white dudes are a bunch of fucking faggots. "I was so disgusted that i had to throw up" The only one who was kind of likeable was the black dude. Woth his ultra based take: Yeah these are a bunch of dumb hicks if Trump can make money out of them why couldn't I?

There are a reason these guys are amateurs. And there is a reason that they took a gig at Ralph's shitty event. I would be more disappointed if these guys were good, could adequately express themselves, and made quality videos. The fact that they are on par with Ralph's shitty videos just makes his wrestling event even more of a disaster. And that he lost money with these losers too

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

What I find funny is how literally none of them even knew who Ralph was. Upon meeting him the first time, their reaction was revulsion and confusion as to what this obese bearded hobbit was doing at the commentary table.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

What I find funny is how literally none of them even knew who Ralph was. Upon meeting him the first time, their reaction was revulsion and confusion as to what this obese bearded hobbit was doing at the commentary table.

The only thing you should take from the video is how people who decided to become amateur wrestlers instead of having a job and money thought of Ralph and his fans. These are people who Ralph thinks he fits in with as wrestling fans and they hate him. Its another lame community that has kicked out Ralph. If the bottom of the barrel knows you are terrible and will never do a show for you, then nobody will

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

"Donald Trump's making MAD money off these dumb muthafucka's, why can't I make a few bucks my damn self?"

Bald black dude was pretty funny, not gonna lie.

The only thing you should take from the video is how people who decided to become amateur wrestlers instead of having a job and money thought of Ralph and his fans. These are people who Ralph thinks he fits in with as wrestling fans and they hate him. Its another lame community that has kicked out Ralph. If the bottom of the barrel knows you are terrible and will never do a show for you, then nobody will

Wrestling communities tend to be incredibly tight nit due to the niche nature of the product. Even looking beyond the fact that they tend to lean more towards the left, they would never let Ralph in because he's the living embodiment what people within the industry like to call a "Mark." Back in the day where wrestling was mostly done as a sideshow act in carnivals, carnies would use that term for gullible idiots who could be easily suckered to forking over their cash to try and win their rigged games. Nowadays it's become more of a pejorative for obnoxious smart aleck wrestling fans, but Ralph manages to tick both boxes perfectly.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Jesus what a bunch of pussies. Wrestlers used to get stabbed and shot at; and these faggots are crying over some other faggots yelling mean words at them. The black guy who tried to start a Joe Biden chant at Ralphamania is the only one who had any idea of how wrestling works. The rest of these pussies belong in community theater.

 

[Fornicario]

"Donald Trump's making MAD money off these dumb muthafucka's, why can't I make a few bucks my damn self?"

Bald black dude was pretty funny, not gonna lie.

If that guy has the tools to back up his brand, he could go places. Guy knows how to read the crowd.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Jesus what a bunch of pussies. Wrestlers used to get stabbed and shot at; and these faggots are crying over some other faggots yelling mean words at them. The black guy who tried to start a Joe Biden chant at Ralphamania is the only one who had any idea of how wrestling works. The rest of these pussies belong in community theater.

I don't think people are keeping in mind the fact that these people aren't really the type of audience that these types of events normally cater to. Even in the most rowdy era of wrestling, be it the territory days or the attitude era, the most you'd get are people chanting slurs and even then the performers understood that it was just a crowd getting into what was happening. It's not like they were The Gangstas in Smoky Mountain Wrestling where their whole mission statement was to rile up racist rednecks watching the show. Remember, this is an audience comprised exclusively of Ethan Ralph fans. The competitors here were, at worst, just a bunch of normie indie geeks trying to make a quick buck. The most they were expecting was maybe some confederate flags and handful of MAGA hats. What they got was an audience of basement dwelling, /pol addicted, socially maladjusted incels. You can call definitely say they had thin skin, but honestly I wouldn't wish that type of audience on anyone regardless of where they stood politically.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

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These are the softest cunts I have ever seen. The marks are in the ring, lol.

 

[deeman]

Didn't expect Linkara to be a big Killstream fan.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I don't think people are keeping in mind the fact that these people aren't really the type of audience that these types of events normally cater to. Even in the most rowdy era of wrestling, be it the territory days or the attitude era, the most you'd get are people chanting slurs and even then the performers understood that it was just a crowd getting into what was happening. It's not like they were The Gangstas in Smoky Mountain Wrestling where their whole mission statement was to rile up racist rednecks watching the show. Remember, this is an audience comprised exclusively of Ethan Ralph fans. The competitors here were, at worst, just a bunch of normie indie geeks trying to make a quick buck. The most they were expecting was maybe some confederate flags and handful of MAGA hats. What they got was an audience of basement dwelling, /pol addicted, socially maladjusted incels. You can call definitely say they had thin skin, but honestly I wouldn't wish that type of audience on anyone regardless of where they stood politically.

I don't care about none of that they are still pussies. One guy said he had to leave the match to throw up because he was disgusted by the crowd. Another said they were afraid to take down the ring. One group of larping faggots was afraid of another group of larping faggots. The guys don't deserve to call themselves professional wrestlers at any level if they felt physically threatened by the crowd at Ralphamania.

 

[JustStopDude]

I don't care about none of that they are still pussies. One guy said he had to leave the match to throw up because he was disgusted by the crowd. Another said they were afraid to take down the ring. One group of larping faggots was afraid of another group of larping faggots. The guys don't deserve to call themselves professional wrestlers at any level if they felt physically threatened by the crowd at Ralphamania.

Lol it's not real.

 

[decay]

it's not real.

ITS REAL TO ME , MAN!

 

[Truly Rural]

Gunt is best when he doesn't have it his way. Remember Ralph begging, pleading, demanding even that Jim comes on Killstream for HOURS. That was great. And the only reason it was great was because Jim didn't go on the killstream and interrupt Gunt's most laughable moments. When Gunt did the same thing and started demanding that Warski calls in for some reason the entire sektur wanted Warski to call in while I hoped he won't and Ralph will continue to beg and cry over it for many hilariously humiliating hours. That would have been great, sadly Warski being the dumbass did call in, like an idiot, and nothing was funny since that moment on.

However it could have been funny if Warski wasn't dumbass who didn't realize the trap Gunt laid on himself. Namely, Ralph wanted Warski to shit on Cog on killstream. It turns out that two specific instances over which Warski and Cog were fighting are about Gunt and would put Ralph on Cog's side - he wouldn't be able to shit on Cog for the same reasons, because Cog was a guntguard:

1) Cog thought the Bog Hog trolling was step too far
2) Cog thought that fake May revenge porn video was step too far

In both mentioned points of disagreement between Cog and Warski Gunt would have to take the Cog's side of the argument. So it was impossible to "bond" with Warski by mutually shittalking Cog. This could have developed into something funny if the person on call was slightly more lucid than Warski. Missed opportunity.

This is many days after the stream but the similar thing happened last night, when Ralph kept yelling "GET RALPH ON" at KC, and again, I don't understand why people would want to interrupt ragepig when he is funniest, but most people seem to hope KC does get him on. This time they didn't, for that I am grateful cos Ralph was actually funny, alone, ignored and confused.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One guy said he had to leave the match to throw up because he was disgusted by the crowd.

And at that point he’d only met Ralph and Meigh.

 

[Fornicario]

And at that point he’d only met Ralph and Meigh.

And those people are aspiring wrestlers? If any of them had a brain like the black guy, they would have spent thirty minutes researching the event and figured out how to make cheap heat. That's what house shows look for, wrestlers who can mid-card a decent ring show while keeping the crowd from leaving.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Jesus what a bunch of pussies. Wrestlers used to get stabbed and shot at; and these faggots are crying over some other faggots yelling mean words at them. The black guy who tried to start a Joe Biden chant at Ralphamania is the only one who had any idea of how wrestling works. The rest of these pussies belong in community theater.

Was never really into sweaty men slapping each other in a ring but yeah, they used to be hard as nails and heels would legit get shot at. Just watching these retards freak out about a small engine fire made me laugh my ass off.

The only thing that I thoroughly enjoyed about the video was being able to see more angles of the crowd which proved that there wasn't even a hundred people there which is hilariously pathetic. I stand by there being 65 people tops.

 

[Temperance]

Some clips from the Jan 21st Pillstream that I never got around to posting.

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Ralph was clearly already wasted & low-energy at the start of the stream, so a paypig recommended CONTENT POWDER (cocaine) to liven up. Ralph also copes about the Ralpharing, totally unprompted.

Suspicious SNIFF later in the stream while the camera was off:

Ralph was struggling to break 500 viewers, so he begged his viewers (and even the ayylawgs) to advertise his stream.

Ralph has no content and no guests. At least half of his stream is just him sitting there, listening to music, and waiting for superchats to respond to. He copes by claiming that his "DJ stream" is doing well.
Ladies and Guntlemen... this is the KILLSTREAM:

Very awkward clip. Ralph says he has no problem with fucking 18-year-olds, and he asks (/challenges) Meigh if that makes him bad. Meigh tries to deflect by saying he's a "bad man" in an "Internet villain" kind of sense, but Ralph is clearly irritated that Meigh isn't sticking up for him. They stare at each other awkwardly, and Ralph says "Don't make me get into the whole...", but then drops that line of thought. I think he barely restrained himself from talking about her lolicon obsession.

After the Stardust interview, only 2.5 hours into his show... Ralph is a mess and has no idea what to do for the rest of the stream.

I didn't clip it because he was rambling too much, but he more-or-less admitted that he's been going on overseas vacations because he has no other content for his show. He thinks his viewers enjoy seeing him travelling around.

PANTSU, GET ME A LATTE

Ralph openly thirsts for an allegedly female viewer in his chat (societalpeach, aka "Peach") while he's holding Rozy and Meigh is sitting right beside him. Ralph wants to meet up with Peach, and he was talking about her "snapper pussy" earlier in the stream. Meigh implies that Ralph is a creep.

"Snapper pussy":

Are you ready for the Tenacious Gunt Ranch??
Ralph wants to have a Killstream Compound in Mexico. He says he has $40k to contribute, and he wants 4-5 guntguards to chip in $20k each and come live in the compound.

Ralph shows off his Paw Paw's ring again... once again, totally unprompted. He's now saying it's worth $20k (I'm pretty sure he said $40k or more in other streams). Maybe someday he'll finally revise that down to it's true value of ~$200. He's also afraid that a Mexican gangster might cut his finger off to steal the ring.

A paypig named Jay wants to be the new, improved Gator. He wants to move down to Mexico and help with Ralph's "media empire". We'll see if it pans out or is just a troll.

Ralph wants to go on a diet again. "If it's not a Ralpha-diet, it's gonna be a Ralpha-death."

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He's now saying it's worth $20k (I'm pretty sure he said $40k or more in other streams).

He's gone as high as saying it's worth $100k early on, this was before the nickle started giving him a Ralpharash.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph wants to have a Killstream Compound in Mexico. He says he has $40k to contribute, and he wants 4-5 guntguards to chip in $20k each and come live in the compound.

This is so delusional. This is like 12 year old child's fantasy. Worse yet, it's like 12 year old orphan daydreaming about getting adopted by wealthy family. Pig wants to buy his very own Mexican castle but needs sponsors. I am lost for words. Telling people to DM him if they have 20k to chip in and fulfil his infantile pipedream. It's pretty grandiose fantasy. In it Ralph has friends which is what he desperately needs but placed a 20k condition to qualify for that role.

And what the fuck is "snapper pussy", Please answer in written form, I don't need to see it whatever it may be.

 

[DinnerDates]

Are you ready for the Tenacious Gunt Ranch??
Ralph wants to have a Killstream Compound in Mexico. He says he has $40k to contribute, and he wants 4-5 guntguards to chip in $20k each and come live in the compound.
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With amount of money may as well buy drugs from the cartel and sold it to America rather than waste it on a stupid fucking compound