🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

If people are still messing with the audio, keep in mind that all audio played on Ralph's end is already being processed through some audio compression, he has some setup that EQs it and compresses it. So the Biden clip he is playing won't be identical to the original clip.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I actually didn't read anyone else's reply. I was flipping through Blue Miaplacidus' profile looking for the post of his that Jersh played on MATI today and clicked straight onto it. It was quite distinctly "God damn bitch, don't you ever..."

I'm good at this game.
Just like how despite everyone getting gaslighted into thinking wheelchair fag said "I suck dick for cock", I was and am still right that he said "I suck dick for pot".

Git sum ears, morans

Maybe you have a gift, maybe you got lucky--either way people have tried playing this exact game up to in court for murder charges and all it proved was you can read absolutely anything into audio this shit. If you kept listening to it for five minutes straight you would probably start hearing something different--even slightly--to what you started with just by yourself, and if someone suggested to you an alternative they're hearing you're extremely susceptible to suddenly start hearing that too and thinking it's ridiculous how you ever heard it any other way. The reality is it's way too possible you're both entirely wrong.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

if someone suggested to you an alternative they're hearing you're extremely susceptible to suddenly start hearing that too and thinking it's ridiculous how you ever heard it any other way. The reality is it's way too possible you're both entirely wrong.

Yeah, I've read about the phenomenon before. Was really into the whole "back masking" Led Zeppelin conspiracy theories when I was a kid and it's a tangential offshoot of that.

One thing your theory isn't accounting for though

 

[Journoscum]

She’s a 4 hour drive from the nearest airport, isn’t she? I guess she could somehow book a flight without Ralph knowing, wait until he passed out, jump in the truck with Rozy (in the middle of the night) and head out on that long drive, but if he woke up and found her and the truck gone the first thing he’d do is call the cops and report her for stealing the truck. I guess she’d just have to hope he didn’t come to until she and the baby were safely on the plane.

I feel like all she'd have to do is contact Harry and he'd immediately forgive all transgressions and find a way to get her home. The defensive detailings of her employment history immediately after Ralph shat on her shows that he still has her back.

Of course, who knows if she even still has a phone.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

She’s a 4 hour drive from the nearest airport, isn’t she? I guess she could somehow book a flight without Ralph knowing, wait until he passed out, jump in the truck with Rozy (in the middle of the night) and head out on that long drive, but if he woke up and found her and the truck gone the first thing he’d do is call the cops and report her for stealing the truck. I guess she’d just have to hope he didn’t come to until she and the baby were safely on the plane.

I'm pretty sure Merida has a small airport.

He best bet would be to drug The Gunt to fall asleep during his show, grab Rozy and whatever she needs, take the Guntmobile to teh airport, and leave the car running. Lock the doors though so no one steals it.

Then she can remind Ralph about how she told FaiFai that she keeps folders of everyone's incriminating/embarassing crap.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Yeah, I've read about the phenomenon before. Was really into the whole "back masking" Led Zeppelin conspiracy theories when I was a kid and it's a tangential offshoot of that.

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I always hated this meme cause it's not true autists are actually highly suggestible.

 

[Um...]

I feel like all she'd have to do is contact Harry and he'd immediately forgive all transgressions and find a way to get her home. The defensive detailings of her employment history immediately after Ralph shat on her shows that he still has her back.

Of course, who knows if she even still has a phone.

Well she had a perfect chance to get away at JFK if she wanted to but she chose to stay, then stood there simpering and giggling next to Ralph as he told her father to “suck a dick, bitch,” and carried on dragging that underdressed baby all over Italy in the cold. So, she can suck a dick now for all I care. Harry should pay for both of them to get back to NY then sue for custody of the baby because she has demonstrated she’s an unfit mother (he won’t, though.)

edit: I keep getting the damn quote wrong, it was “EAT a dick, bitch.”

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

He's gonna kill her, isn't he?

I don't know if May frequents the forums as much as Ralph, but just in case she happens to gloss over this thread, I have some useful bits of advice on how to deal with your loving spouse once he decides to get more "hands on" with his constructive criticism. First, get yourself a nice roll of quarters to keep in your pocket at all times. Second, aim for the nose then the temple. The first to stun, the other to get a clean knockout. Don't make the same mistake as Dan did where you hit the top part of the skull.

 

[Pentamidine]

I don't think Ralph will get physical - he's too cowardly. I've known his type before. He probably punches holes in drywall, smashes glasses and plates, topples tables, etc. but just doesn't have the instinct to turn his anger and aggression into anything physical. Just look at his "fight" with Dan - all Ralph could do is bump gunts and that's when he was TRYING to first start a fight and then fight back. But all he could do was holler.

Even in his 'fight' at Digibro's, you can see all he can really do is hold his arms out and try to shove them away.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I don't know if May frequents the forums as much as Ralph, but just in case she happens to gloss over this thread, I have some useful bits of advice on how to deal with your loving spouse once he decides to get more "hands on" with his constructive criticism. First, get yourself a nice roll of quarters to keep in your pocket at all times. Second, aim for the nose then the temple. The first to stun, the other to get a clean knockout. Don't make the same mistake as Dan did where you hit the top part of the skull.

Ralph ain't shit Meigh you can take him!

 

[Stained Racecar Bed]

That baby is going to end up retarded or dead from being shaken by the gunt. He's exactly the type to do it, happens all the time.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

I always hated this meme cause it's not true autists are actually highly suggestible.

S'truth. Don't want to veer too off topic, but you might appreciate the meme more if familiar with what it's specifically referencing

Why Advertising Falls Flat in Individuals With Autism

What if a certain mindset and "disability" made you a savvier consumer?

www.psychologytoday.com

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I think the most obvious threat is the one being overlooked:

Ralph has threatened to take Rozy.

In the case with Faith, he wasn't part of the child's life before Xander was born, nor was he on the birth certificate. He was also facing criminal charges stemming from a targeted attack on his son's mother.

In Rozy's case, he was on the birth certificate and has been part of the child's life since day 1. He's been the sole provider since Rozy was born due to May being in college and will claim a lot of other things. While he would never could get full custody, leaving Rozy with him even 1 day a week is more than a horrible idea, it's child endangerment. May knows this. Realistically between Harry's resources, NY and US laws, etc. May will eventually be able to gain near, if not full custody but it will be a process.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

She’s a 4 hour drive from the nearest airport, isn’t she? I guess she could somehow book a flight without Ralph knowing, wait until he passed out, jump in the truck with Rozy (in the middle of the night) and head out on that long drive, but if he woke up and found her and the truck gone the first thing he’d do is call the cops and report her for stealing the truck. I guess she’d just have to hope he didn’t come to until she and the baby were safely on the plane.

The US Consulate in Merida is her best bet and it's very close. All she has to do is show up with the baby and say she lost her passport to get in the gate and then it's up to her how hard she wants to ruin Ralph's life even harder than it already is. If she tells them her violent drug-addicted husband confiscated her passport and phone so she couldn't flee he'll catch a kidnapping charge in Mexico.

US Embassy Conulate, Merida MX
Calle 60 No. 338-K x 29 y 31, Col. Alcalá Martín, 97050.

 

[rel=alternate]

Ralph walked off while playing a biden clip. Listen closely.

Am I crazy or is Ralph shouting?

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I don't have anything to add about Ralph.

But fuck this clip really goes bad with me. I don't follow politics, especially not American, because the campaign is pretty much 24/7 there.

This conversation between two old people who can barely keep track of what they are saying is "addressing the nation". This is sad.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

I don't think Ralph will get physical - he's too cowardly.

He allegedly choked out Faith.
He was seen grabbing Pantsu's neck multiple times in recent livestreams to pull her in for a kiss,
and in one instance held her to his face for a second or so. You can see her fingers slightly recoil as the kiss continues.

I don't know, my domestic abuse spidey senses are tingling.
He feels like he's losing control of his life, (Vickers court case, Ralphamania, Harry troubles, and losing money from all three)
so he needs to be in control of something else. May poking him about money on livestream is another trigger.

He's an angry little manlet with no one below him other than his wife and child, whom he's successfully completely isolated in a foreign country.
He's already escalated this far, not much stopping him from choking her out in a fit of rage, other than his physical abilities.

 

[MadDisaster]

I'm just trying to figure how what kind of worthless excuse for a man let's his wife be insulted for money. We know Ralph is a man only by technicality; he can't take care of his family, his children, or defend his wife. Soooo alpha. Very trad. I hope his impending poverty reminds him every day what a pathetic loser he is.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't know if May frequents the forums as much as Ralph, but just in case she happens to gloss over this thread, I have some useful bits of advice on how to deal with your loving spouse once he decides to get more "hands on" with his constructive criticism. First, get yourself a nice roll of quarters to keep in your pocket at all times. Second, aim for the nose then the temple. The first to stun, the other to get a clean knockout. Don't make the same mistake as Dan did where you hit the top part of the skull.

Most knockouts come from hits to the chin. The jaw pinches the carotid artery when it flexes in.

I always hated this meme cause it's not true autists are actually highly suggestible.

Blue spike.

I think the most obvious threat is the one being overlooked:

Ralph has threatened to take Rozy.

In the case with Faith, he wasn't part of the child's life before Xander was born, nor was he on the birth certificate. He was also facing criminal charges stemming from a targeted attack on his son's mother.

In Rozy's case, he was on the birth certificate and has been part of the child's life since day 1. He's been the sole provider since Rozy was born due to May being in college and will claim a lot of other things. While he would never could get full custody, leaving Rozy with him even 1 day a week is more than a horrible idea, it's child endangerment. May knows this. Realistically between Harry's resources, NY and US laws, etc. May will eventually be able to gain near, if not full custody but it will be a process.

The states are all different. I don’t know any specific processes, but I’m sure some states will grant an emergency restraining order same day and you can keep getting it extended.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Most knockouts come from hits to the chin. The jaw pinches the carotid artery when it flexes in.

Ah, but you forget that we're talking about Ralph. First she would have to figure out which chin to aim for.

 

[Truly Rural]

Most knockouts come from hits to the chin. The jaw pinches the carotid artery when it flexes in.

I'd say just go for the kidneys, with a rolling pin. I blow should be enough