🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Given his overall physical health and his chronic drug and alcohol abuse, his morbid obesity, his lack of exercise, etc., a life insurance company either wouldn't offer him coverage, or would charge an astronomical amount for a policy which wouldn't come to maturity for a few years. By which point, unfortunately, ralph will probably be dead.
I have a feeling The Gunt's message to the life insurance company was as follows. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!? I'M THE RALPHAMALE! INSURE ME!"
 
Last nights episode featured Kyle attempting to "re-brand" when all of his friends got sick of him. The consulting company he approached suggested he become a Ralphamale.

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Has the Gunt begun its final collapse into a black gunt, that theoretical object that sucks all orbiters into utter humiliation and social degradation? If so, can I have front-row seats?
 
Ralph is live, and announced in chat that he is going to set up a Locals. Can't wait for the Ralph/Sally78 crossover!!!

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I'm sure Locals is going to love having Ethan Ralph posting revenge porn on their platform. It'll pair well with Rackets' harem posting leathery tits.
 
I had to bother to get my account unlocked from when the troons attacked just to be able to laugh at ralph in post format.

Also to ask if anyone else suspects from Meighs reactions that she snuck a giant life insurance policy of him while he was blacked out.
This was discussed elsewhere with varying positions, most of them skewed towards Ralph is too unhealthy/broke/selfish.

The synthesis of everything is that it's possible (but probably unlikely) that Ralph got an insurance policy as he claimed but if he did it probably didn't require a physical exam and he either lied on it or will die in such a way that will invalidate the claim regardless.

I generally believe his statement that he did, along with the above mentioned points about his theoretical policy. My belief is that Ralph always embellishes or minimizes but rarely outright lies.
 
Dondes callada internactionalidad no estoy possibiles.

What a fucking faggot, why are people letting this pig walk around what the fuck. I can't watch this idiot anymore he brings up feelings of rage and anger in me too fast.
 
He's trying to call UK or somewhere but Rosita call center with whatever carrier he has down in Mejico doesn't allow him to call internationally, he be trying via Google Voice or some shit like a broke faggot.

So now he tried to change sim cards I think, but he can't. I've never been subjected to these levels of rage, this is actually first time I'm watching his show live. What a failure Vickers is, to let his daughter run away with THIS guy. What a shame. I'd runaway inna woods forever.
 
This was discussed elsewhere with varying positions, most of them skewed towards Ralph is too unhealthy/broke/selfish.

The synthesis of everything is that it's possible (but probably unlikely) that Ralph got an insurance policy as he claimed but if he did it probably didn't require a physical exam and he either lied on it or will die in such a way that will invalidate the claim regardless.

I generally believe his statement that he did, along with the above mentioned points about his theoretical policy. My belief is that Ralph always embellishes or minimizes but rarely outright lies.
The question is then, is Meigh smart enough to think of this stuff or is she waiting in anticipation?
 
Since chat was going nuts, I opened the snipe to see what was so funny. It's just Ralph crying about Jim... still years later.

 
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