🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Another kiwifarmer was born last night

 

[Punished Puck]

Ralph wanted to buy a house in Mexico and start a compound, Bam said he'd join in and pay half ($20k)
Bam is also a long time paypig.

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How it started:
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Fast-forward to the end of the show:

Spoiler: Ralph: "I will just stab him and kill him"

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Spoiler: Ralph will impregnate his wife

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Spoiler: Threatening life ruination

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Spoiler: Final message to Bam before show ends "why are you mad though?" and veiled threats

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Okay let's rewind and get some more context:

Spoiler: Turns out Ralph is upset about the Mexican compound idea and Bam backing out. (Recording of Bam)

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Spoiler: Continuation from the very first clip, calls Bam's wife a whore and that Bam abuses her

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Spoiler: If dono goal is met, ralps will tell how Bam endangered Rozy in an Uber and how he beats his wife

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^(He met the goal, never elaborated, paypiggies scammed)^

Spoiler: Ralph tries to call Bam's wife to harass her, Meigh doesn't want to give him the number

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CONTENT WARNING: MEIGH

Spoiler: Meigh weighs in, says she likes Bam's wife, Ralph says he wants to fuck her mouth

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jesus fucking christ evertyime i think ralph cant possibly out wigger himself i just have to wait a few weeks and he does some unspeakably retarded shit

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Ralph wanted to buy a house in Mexico and start a compound, Bam said he'd join in and pay half ($20k)
Bam is also a long time paypig.

View attachment 4577457

How it started:
View attachment 4577177
Fast-forward to the end of the show:

Spoiler: Ralph: "I will just stab him and kill him"

View attachment 4577196

Spoiler: Ralph will impregnate his wife

View attachment 4577222

Spoiler: Threatening life ruination

View attachment 4577225

Spoiler: Final message to Bam before show ends "why are you mad though?" and veiled threats

View attachment 4577237

---

Okay let's rewind and get some more context:

Spoiler: Turns out Ralph is upset about the Mexican compound idea and Bam backing out. (Recording of Bam)

View attachment 4577360

Spoiler: Continuation from the very first clip, calls Bam's wife a whore and that Bam abuses her

View attachment 4577346

Spoiler: If dono goal is met, ralps will tell how Bam endangered Rozy in an Uber and how he beats his wife

View attachment 4577372

^(He met the goal, never elaborated, paypiggies scammed)^

Spoiler: Ralph tries to call Bam's wife to harass her, Meigh doesn't want to give him the number

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CONTENT WARNING: MEIGH

Spoiler: Meigh weighs in, says she likes Bam's wife, Ralph says he wants to fuck her mouth

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In the last clip how did EOR manage to get John Travolta to dress in drag and make an appearance on his show, AND got him to sit on his lap and do an impersonation of a Chupacabra? Amazing win for Senor Ralph.

 

[Um...]

Is it true he blew weed smoke at Rozy? Anyone have a clip?

It was in the livestream where he got swatted. After the cops left he sat back down in his squeaky chair and lit up a joint, blowing out big clouds of smoke. When he was done he got up and manduh immediately sat down holding the baby, in the middle of all that smoke.

And people wonder why that baby coughs.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Ralph is upset at Harry and asks Meigh what she thinks about it, goes on to repeatedly call her sister a whore, which she meekly denies.

Ralph taunting the ayylawgs to "come take a picture of me"

Ralph joins a Telegram stream Ryan Dawson is running, he's set on burning bridges but gets talked down and becomes a more docile piggy. (I just left it raw.)

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Like, 2 pillstreams ago it was "based" that Bam abuses his wife

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Unhinged rant about cutting off his fingers and pouring lava down the stumps
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Rozy's crying in the background really sets the tone for that last clip.

 

[Pale Empress]

Does anybody have the clip of Ralph bragging about exploiting his daughter and any other future children of his to further his "career?"

It happened pretty early in the stream when Beardson was on the show.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph no one, literally no one, will choke on your tiny micro penis

 

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really nutty shit

Phrasing!

 

[.iota.]

The lil Kewpie Doll cowlick he has now, is also horrifying.

it makes me sad to know that most of the users in this thread are too young to get this reference, but ...
every time that i see him with his hair slicked back with that stupid little curl plastered to his fat head, especially when he has a cheap cigar hanging out of his mouth, it reminds me of the owner of "pig burgers", from the 80's movie better off dead. ironically, the actor, chuck mitchell, also starred in the porky's movies.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

After hunting down, threatening, and gas lighting Ryan Dawson to come back onto his show, Ralph called his Nanny for moar beer, and to do a little modeling for us all:
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Her vocal fry and those singsong elongated word endings at the end of every phrase make me want to kill myself.

it makes me sad to know that most of the users in this thread are too young to get this reference, but ...
every time that i see him with his hair slicked back with that stupid little curl plastered to his fat head, especially when he has a cheap cigar hanging out of his mouth, it reminds me of the owner of "pig burgers", from the 80's movie better of dead. ironically, the actor, chuck mitchell, also starred in the porky's movies.

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He (Ralph) looked way better in unkempt hobo mode. Now he just looks like a hobo at his first court appearance.

(And ha, I just used a different 80s movie reference in the Harry thread (Breakfast Club).)

 

[NetVet]

I am more than excited about my favorite lolcow of 2023 (profile pic) and pig fat faggot duking it out, in fact I couldn't think of better duo to go at each other, it could end in proper fireworks in every sense of the word. Fingers crossed, let's go Bam!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph wanted to buy a house in Mexico and start a compound, Bam said he'd join in and pay half ($20k)
Bam is also a long time paypig.

View attachment 4577457

How it started:
View attachment 4577177
Fast-forward to the end of the show:

Spoiler: Ralph: "I will just stab him and kill him"

View attachment 4577196

Spoiler: Ralph will impregnate his wife

View attachment 4577222

Spoiler: Threatening life ruination

View attachment 4577225

Spoiler: Final message to Bam before show ends "why are you mad though?" and veiled threats

View attachment 4577237

---

Okay let's rewind and get some more context:

Spoiler: Turns out Ralph is upset about the Mexican compound idea and Bam backing out. (Recording of Bam)

View attachment 4577360

Spoiler: Continuation from the very first clip, calls Bam's wife a whore and that Bam abuses her

View attachment 4577346

Spoiler: If dono goal is met, Ralph will tell how Bam endangered Rozy in an Uber and how he beats his wife

View attachment 4577372

^(He met the goal, never elaborated, paypiggies scammed)^

Spoiler: Ralph tries to call Bam's wife to harass her, Meigh doesn't want to give him the number

View attachment 4577400

CONTENT WARNING: MEIGH

Spoiler: Meigh weighs in, says she likes Bam's wife, Ralph says he wants to fuck her mouth

View attachment 4577404

LMAO. Gunt is big mad at Bam because he got his hopes up about buying a house. Ralph is so desperate to own a house to trash and destroy, no worries about making rent and landlords inspecting the place. He really thought a deranged meth head was going to make his dream come true. Ralph really thinks he can get some pay pig to buy him a house.

But let’s talk about the only house Ralph will ever own, a pile of shit his daddy gave him (and Evan) in the West Memphis ghetto.

The Tweet in the post I quoted, he says it fell through. All the documentation he's provided is just proof of Ralph's intent to sell, not that a sale actually happened.
Show me closing docs if the sale happened. Show me updated government records.
Fuck, there is someone here in Merida, surely there must be a kiwi in the Memphis area that is willing to drive by the house and see if it's still a boarded up shithole with a roof badly in need of replacement.

And based on how bad the roof looks in street view, $17k doesn't really surprise me. The inside is probably trashed and if that roof is leaking....

He might be able to get $9k out of the neighbors who will bulldoze it just so it stops dragging their property values even further into the toilet.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

 

[Niggernerd]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

Japanese fisherman will be confused as to how a whale is on a boat

 

[Chiri]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

I would be so owned if Ralph decided to become Captain Nemo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

He doesn’t have the guts, just like he doesn’t have the guts (or money) to buy a motorcycle.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

Ethan would drown from drunken clumsiness and Rozzer would drown from negligence. I guarantee that.

 

[HackerX]

Imagine if Ralph sells everything he's got, takes out several loans with no plans to pay them back, buys a boat and a bunch of naval rations and takes to the sea?

That would be something.

Unfortunately Ralph can't loans for pretty much anything other than shitty 10% interest rate ones directly from the manufacturer. His credit history is abysmal and the collateral (properties in multiple states that were left to him LOL, imagine bragging about that) has no value to anyone else.