🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[SpergioLeonne]

So Mexico is about to be a bust. Where to next, The Gambia? Does he still have that Black guy there as a connection?

Idk man but I hope he never steals my dream of starting a farm in South Africa the way he stole Warski’s dream of going to Portugal.

If something as crushing as that happened to me, I’d have to quit kiwi farms and write Ralph into my will. I’d never be able to recover from it

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Idk man but I hope he never steals my dream of starting a farm in South Africa the way he stole Warski’s dream of going to Portugal.

South Africa isn’t real Africa, it’s more like a shithole European country. Real ass niggas move to Nigeria, Zimbabwe or Kenya. Sierra Leone and Ghana are also acceptable but easier for pussies to live in. DRC would be the ultimate but Ralph is definitely too afraid (and broke) to even visit there. Maybe once he scrapes up the change for his light bill he can think about budgeting for another international trip he can’t afford.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Traditionally handling the household money and paying the bills was actually part of being a homemaker because the woman is the one who is at home and knows what needs to be purchased (groceries, clothes, things for the kids etc.) and she keeps things balanced and makes sure there is money for everything and no bill goes unpaid. The man's job was just to bring home the money. But we already know Meigh can't handle a single housewife duty, she can't cook, she doesn't clean, she's a shit mom and she is probably bad with money on top of it.

I thought they were in an airbnb... Why do they need to pay the electricity bill? Is that not included?

AirBNB is basicaly the worst of renting cranked to ten. I've seen niggers try to dictate bedtime on that app. Not to mention the way they try to ding you with random fees for extra money. Like even landlords can't just decide while you're paying their mortgage that they feel like having an extra 150 in their pocket and just tag that on.

 

[Telemeter]

South Africa isn’t real Africa, it’s more like a shithole European country. Real ass niggas move to Nigeria, Zimbabwe or Kenya. Sierra Leone and Ghana are also acceptable but easier for pussies to live in. DRC would be the ultimate but Ralph is definitely too afraid (and broke) to even visit there. Maybe once he scrapes up the change for his light bill he can think about budgeting for another international trip he can’t afford.

Ralph is too scared to ever visit Africa, never mind the based parts of it, like Somalia.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

South Africa isn’t real Africa, it’s more like a shithole European country. Real ass niggas move to Nigeria, Zimbabwe or Kenya. Sierra Leone and Ghana are also acceptable but easier for pussies to live in. DRC would be the ultimate but Ralph is definitely too afraid (and broke) to even visit there. Maybe once he scrapes up the change for his light bill he can think about budgeting for another international trip he can’t afford.

Lauren Southern did a very slatternly documentary in South Africa.

Who knows, maybe she still hangs out there with her slatternly whore of a sister, Jessica

 

[Pentamidine]

Amanda is the ultimate alog. She is DEFINITELY doing this shit on purpose. Imagine hating Ralph so much that you'd be willing to take the Memphis Micro and make out with his tampon breath just in order to break him down like this. "Where did the money go?", pushing him to pass out on stream from tequila and Xannies, not paying the 'light bill', all of his self destructive behavior is driven by Amanda.

May is one of us. It's a work, all right - a worked shoot from her to ruin his life even more.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fun fact, in most states in the U.S., if your electricity is about to be shut off because of non-payment, even the most abjectly bogus complaint to the proper agency will stop them from doing it until they go through the proper procedures to adjudicate your ridiculous complaint that was obviously filed just to delay the shutoff.

While I wouldn't be surprised if Mexico doesn't have these kinds of easily abusable consumer protections, I also wouldn't be surprised if they do but Ralph was too stupid to know about them.

any state that gets cold (which is like more than half of them) won't even cut you off in the winter for any reason whatsover unless the building is literally on fire or some shit.

also lol @ thinking mexico would have multiple companies providing power, every single gas station is Pemex, they're like the poster-child for nationalized industry.

there's one power company in merida i guarantee it, and the piggie pissed off the wrong people

you be nice, even as a fat gringo, and slip some bills around and the fucking bucketbeaner would bypass your meter FOR you no questions asked, just need to refill the palm now and then

what an idiot

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I live in the USA and we only have 1 power company state wide. You can change "providers" on paper but the reality is there is only 1 set of wires. Your just deciding which middleman gets a cut of your bill. Some take a bigger cut then others. Some give up front discounts. Some let you ride the market rate etc... Most people don't bother doing this and just stick to the power company as their provider. It is the most consistent and you don't have to constantly watch the market rates.

Anyways back on topic. Ralph lives in Mexico. There is 1 power company. His meters are right on the street for easy access. I imagine Mexico doesn't run on (((credit))) like the USA does so it is more of a pay as you go type system. I am sure they gave him plenty of warning, he just ignored it thinking its like the USA where they let you get months in to debt and then rape you with interest and late fees as you just pay the minimum every month.
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It’s hilarious Ralph said this is the “richest neighborhood” in Mérida. It’s a very average neighborhoods, there are actual wealthy expat enclaves, neighborhoods where his rich BFF landlord lives in Mérida and ofc all the really nice neighborhoods in this region are walking distance to a beach not a 30 minute drive. Ralph was also way too poor to live near Cancun or any other area with non-poor expats inhabit or close to the beach

 

[John Andrews Stan]

there are actual wealthy expat enclaves, neighborhoods where his rich BFF landlord lives in Mérida and ofc all the really nice neighborhoods in this region are walking distance to a beach not a 30 minute drive. Ralph was also way too poor to live near Cancun or any other area with non-poor expats inhabit or close to the beach

He’s so delusional that he probably thinks his old neighborhood in Richmond, the sex offender haven, was an exclusive, sought-after ZIP code.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s hilarious Ralph said this is the “richest neighborhood” in Mérida. It’s a very average neighborhoods, there are actual wealthy expat enclaves, neighborhoods where his rich BFF landlord lives in Mérida and ofc all the really nice neighborhoods in this region are walking distance to a beach not a 30 minute drive. Ralph was also way too poor to live near Cancun or any other area with non-poor expats inhabit or close to the beach

it's absolutely insane, the way you run mexico (and any of these countries) is EITHER go in as mr moneybags and pay US-level prices for better than US-level service, in the actual enclaves of the rich OR you fucking go deep undercover in some mexican shithole and live top-of-the-world in some town nobody has ever heard of, but you get to know a few locals and become king pimp for pennies, null-style

this middle-ground shit he did is so fucking wigger wtf

 

[John Andrews Stan]

this middle-ground shit he did is so fucking wigger wtf

KF calls the shots in Ralph’s life. He actually thinks moving to Mexico is a flex and he moved into a crowded blue collar area he claims is “rich” because I guess he thinks we don’t have eyes or access to Google or maps. More Ralph retardation as should always be expected.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I hear Port Au Prince in Haiti is wonderful. Especially for women.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hear Port Au Prince in Haiti is wonderful. Especially for women.

Ralph would unironically get involved in voodoo rituals trying to curse Jawsh Mewn and his other enemies.

 

[Telvanni]

Ralph is too scared to ever visit Africa, never mind the based parts of it, like Somalia.

>TFW born too late for a Ralph in Rhodesia arc

 

[SpergioLeonne]

>TFW born too late for a Ralph in Rhodesia arc

Rhodesia was idyllic besides the Bush War. Ralph in Zimbabwe would have 999% more aids

 

[Super Male Vitality]

We got a great picture of him at his wigger cookout too View attachment 4590241

“But I’ll stay fitted, new era committed.
Now this red cap gets a rap from these critics.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

>TFW born too late for a Ralph in Rhodesia arc

Ralph is too scared to own a Rhodesian Ridgeback, let alone brave the actual place.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Rhodesia was idyllic besides the Bush War. Ralph in Zimbabwe would have 999% more aids

He would be flashing those trillion dollar bills and bragging about how rich he is.

 

[free_protons4u]

Good morning, Faggot Farms.

What a great day to have electricity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Good morning, Faggot Farms.

What a great day to have electricity.

Not to mention running water to wash our broke dicks with. Must be hard to have no power and water that requires electricity to run.