🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Imagine boasting about having six figures in your ‘bank account’ and being one or two bad choices from being homeless.
Now imagine the alcohol sweats happening rn.

 

[LtGeneralHorsetrash]

Imagine boasting about having six figures in your ‘bank account’ and being one or two bad choices from being homeless.
Now imagine the alcohol sweats happening rn.

"Haha they went through what I made last year it was damn near 200 thousand dollars!"
"Where's the money Ralph?"
Where's the electricity Ralph?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is getting a very painful lesson in understanding the difference between what you can put on another man’s credit card and what you can actually afford. He’s a lolcow so he’ll never learn from this or change. The Merida Moron strikes again!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Null said Ralph would get eaten alive if he tried to live in another country, when some evidence surfaced that Ralph was looking to move to Mexico (in October?). (Aside, that was really good advice Null gave for expats- find a buddy who can be your guide, learn the language, etc.)

It took a few more months than I expected, but here we are. Ralph is slowly melting into the sofa, much like his Ronnie, in a country his Ronnie didn't leave him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is slowly melting into the sofa, much like his Ronnie, in a country his Ronnie didn't leave him.

Someone called him Runny Ralph earlier and whoever coined that deserves a cookie.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Someone called him Runny Ralph earlier and whoever coined that deserves a cookie.

I'm still hoping Junkie Guntales sticks.

 

[Truly Rural]

Cozy wants Ralph!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph would never come to my house and fuck me in the ass and cook me a chicken dinner he's too scared.

 

[BoomerPrime]

I'm still hoping Junkie Guntales sticks.

How about Xannie Guntzales?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is too scared to own a Rhodesian Ridgeback, let alone brave the actual place.

Well yeah that dog would be taller than him. Rhodesian Ridgebacks would also be more likely to kill Ralph than Ralph kill it because those dogs were bred to hunt lions with.

 

[Beavis]

A true ralphamale would never let a pussy power company turn off the lights.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How about Xannie Guntzales?

Or Rere Guntzales

 

[Mouse Cop]

Or Rere Guntzales

Speddy Guntazles

 

[hawkisnight]

Speaking of other countries dealing with people like Ralph not paying the bill my buddy told me he lived near a guy who refused to pay his bills so the electric company instead of outright cutting power to him they mounted a device in front of his property which let him buy electricity hour by hour. It accepted cards and you could even put coins in like it's a phone booth. The kWh price was probably something ridiculous. I believe that's the perfect way to deal with people like Gunt in civilized world. Make the piggy pay for being a menace.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Speaking of other countries dealing with people like Ralph not paying the bill my buddy told me he lived near a guy who refused to pay his bills so the electric company instead of outright cutting power to him they mounted a device in front of his property which let him buy electricity hour by hour. It accepted cards and you could even put coins in like it's a phone booth. The kWh price was probably something ridiculous. I believe that's the perfect way to deal with people like Gunt in civilized world. Make the piggy pay for being a menace.

Just enforce capitalism with liabilities acknowledged. If you’re not a dependable customer, you don’t get the dependable customer rate.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Speaking of other countries dealing with people like Ralph not paying the bill my buddy told me he lived near a guy who refused to pay his bills so the electric company instead of outright cutting power to him they mounted a device in front of his property which let him buy electricity hour by hour. It accepted cards and you could even put coins in like it's a phone booth. The kWh price was probably something ridiculous. I believe that's the perfect way to deal with people like Gunt in civilized world. Make the piggy pay for being a menace.

Given the credit rating for the Gunt and now May is cut off, I expect theirs would be coin-operated only. Imagine having to go outside every hour to feed the meter, not to avoid a parking ticket, but to keep the food in the fridge from spoiling.

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine having to go outside every hour to feed the meter, not to avoid a parking ticket, but to keep the food in the fridge from spoiling.

You could be like Tommie Tooter and throw a bunch of food in a kiddie pool full of water in the back yard to free up fridge space because your SNAP (food stamps) benefits are running out and you want to get as much as you can in the fridge. He's been in custody for trespassing for a week or two now. It'll be interesting to see how the fish holds up in the Arizona heat. Don't worry, it's in the shade.

 

[MichaelFashbender]

Every time I see that sideview shot I think its Metal Jesus

I always think of Justinrpg

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

How about Xannie Guntzales?

He's more of a Slowgunt Hogriguez

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Ralph is a broke ass nigga.