He's desperately trying to get accepted by the groypers, practically begging. That was the first thing I learned about him and it set my expectations to the same level as the retard in school that needed a wrangler to keep his diaper changed.
The more Ralph gets, the more the odds of an actual Killstream where he ODs, shits himself and dies.
How appropriate, because he looks like a demonic doll in that picture. I hate looking at it.
Ahh my fellow Autardist, you do not understand the Tao of the Kiwi. Instead of Anger, you should greet each instance of paypiggery with gratitude and thankful joy. For without the paypigs the Boghog would be unable to purchase his intoxicants, without his intoxicants the Ralph would be unable to stream, without the abillity to stream the clippers would be unable to clip those few moments of entertainment, without those clips we humble farmers would be deprived of the harvest.
It's about time the fuckers started pulling their weight but 500 a day is kinda small, we need to get it to 1k
I'm also proud of my paypig V-card, although Jersh and AltHype made my resolve waver at some points. I never paid a red nigger cent to anyone online, and got responses out of a decent amount in the sektur. I'm still working on the aforementioned fags. Spamming or being inflammatory is cheating.
You know of all of Ralph's orbiters, I think Ali is the worst. He is so genuinely stupid that it isn't even funny anymore, it's just pathetic. For fucks sake Ali, you smooth brained literal retard, you are an absolute joke to all sides, both AF and their detractors think you're a fucking loser. You are below Ethan Ralph in the AF Totem Pole. You cannot sink lower than that.
>worst
I'm not MATI, I'm not trying to A-log. I would really like to be able to do the less-than-legal doxing like doxbin. What the FUCK is the type of pyschology of someone who drops $500 on Ethan Ralph, on a Monday? Who is Smeagol? What does he do for work? What the shit is wrong with his brain? How little is money worth if that is a worthwhile expenditure of $500? Go get laid, JFC.
I dunno, compared to spending tens of thousands of dollars on wrasslin jpgs blowing $500 at the feeding trough for pigs is nothing, and maybe more amusing
Smeagol / Smeagolfan1 is a loyal gunt guard who runs a pathetic podcast on twitter to an audience of no one; his recent pay piggery could potentially be an attempt to buy Ethan onto his podcast, but this is just speculation.
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).Sounds like someone who could be a pig in a herd that supports content, not a stupidly executed remake of Leaving Las Vegas.
Archive of the reddit postSmeagol / Smeagolfan1 is a loyal gunt guard who runs a pathetic podcast on twitter to an audience of no one; his recent pay piggery could potentially be an attempt to buy Ethan onto his podcast, but this is just speculation.
There's also a chance he's a MtF tranny struggling with dysphoria, which im just going to assume is correct until proven otherwise
As for work, I saw someone in sneed chat say he's minorly successful in finances, which would explain the title of his podcast episodes, but this is also unconfirmed as he is too gay and boring for the sektur to bother looking into. But who knows, maybe he'll buy himself a thread if he keeps up single handily carrying the 6th hour transvestite funds (which was unfortunately not met today, despite his best efforts
Don't forget his open lust for them as well, he's got his eyes on Kween Keffals and he married a woman that I still have trouble believing is a natal woman/horse.
not to mention that like the shooter, pantsu has dabbled in ftm troonery too.
