Mantsu replenishes Ralphs Trough:
Ralph shakes hands on a bet over gay wrestling shit no one cares about, after being proven wrong, Ralph refuses to pay and tells them to go fuck themselves:
Ralph says he dropped ticket prices, and more price drops are coming soon!:
Ralph admits he rigged the first Kingpin and that he sucks at bowling:
After fishing through the garbage and shoving Mantsus pee stick into the camera for 5 minutes, Ralph tries to call the whorse for more snacks, she doesn't respond so Ralph goes to find her, comes back with cookies and claims shes out on a late night walk...?
:
Despite not admitting to it or resetting the sober days counter, Ralph has irrefutably been buck broken by the sober spring, and has officially made it
12 days without getting undeniably shitfaced on Modelos and pills.
>How do we know this?
Expert Guntographers are well equipped with vital tools that help them differentiate between a 5
star day vs a 5
bar day:
Here is a look at the Troo & Honest Pillstream Checklist:
Hilarious amount of technical difficulties that could fool you into thinking it's a bit:
Disgustingly shoving food into his mouth on camera with zero shame or self awareness:
That gosh darn
Benzo Slur:
Turns camera off for at least half the broadcast:
Falling asleep / leaving early to not get clipped snoozing on the job:
Picking his fucking nose:
Hopefully this clears up any future confusion when Broke Dick Farm's Troo & Honest Sober Spring Counter differs from the one on Ralphs stream (since he will inevitably take resetting the counter as a personal attack on his wrastlin' honor and refuse to change it.)
