This is a testament to how drug-addled the pig really is. I cannot think of a single time I would ever need to pick my nose with BOTH fingers at the same time, let alone while being viewed by hundreds tens of people.
Ralph, why the hell is it necessary for both of your fingers to be going full-throttle in your nose at the same time? It boggles the mind and leaves me with the belief that he is trying to fish out any un-snorted Coke out of his snout. Getting a tissue you fucking fat gunt pig.
He should have just shoved a flashlight and cam indirectly into her twat, right in there at this point. I made a joke about dsp streaming literally every second of his life 24 7 and just calling it different x with the king segments ie shitting with the king, I think it might actually be what ralph ends up doing
4/4/23 - Ralph Returns to Daily Pillstreams Buck Broken by another power outage, Ralph reaches for the comfort of the pill bottle as he begins his transition into DSP
(Heads up, there's a lot of stuttering and freezing in these clips, this has nothing to do with me and is actually how it was streamed live.)
Yesterdays Pillstream started with MSM coverage of Donald Trump having to appear in court. During Ralphs brave and insightful takes on the matter, he left the show quickly for seemingly no reason. There was a lot of dead air, which was later filled with Mantsu and the demon baby. About an hour rolls by and Ralph comes back to the show to bitch and moan about having to go outside:
Ralph remains quiet for about 20 minutes or so, and later gives us the deets on why he's so mad:
Oh dear, Mr. Sober somehow accidentally got into a small accident and had to pay the man 1000 pesos to fuck off, with the dono goal not even hitting 100 dollars about 3 1/2 hours in + the fiddy dollars he just lost, Ralph does what Ralph does best and threatens to leave:
With nothing to talk about, Ralph starts talking about how he's struggling with getting his money from SWIFT:
Someone donates a song and Ralph takes a little power nap:
Are YOU watching on Kick right now and NOT subscribed?? YOU are a piece of shit:
With no sign of Smeagolfan anywhere, some other faggot paypig donated the entire goals worth (120+ dollars), later donates another 21 dollars to tell Ralph that he can leave early if he wants:
Ralph defends his Sobriety with a swift ban:
Incredibly unhinged and long segment that's too difficult to break up, Ralph and Meigh have a little cat fight and a lot of retarded shit happens, timestamps below:
0:00 Ralph claims Harry Morris stole his PS5 controller
0:58 Mantsu confronts the Rage Pig
1:27 Yayy we hit the goall
1:55 Ralph explains why he can call Meigh and his daughter a bitch whenever he wants too
5:13 Mantsus enraged right now...
ah betchu wont come up 'ere...
ah gaurentee she doesn't have the stones to come up 'ere...
ahh guarantee yeww shee doees not even... come close to havin' the stones to come up 'n this stuio one 'more tahhm
6:29 Mantsu takes the bait
9:45 Mantsu enlightens us on how she learned how to be a parent
9:53 Rape Pig hears Mantsu talk about Rozys toys and immediately tries to make it some retarded sexual thing
13:45 Ralph gets really mad at the twitter bird being replaced by doge wow
15:56 Mantsu lying about Locals not having DMs, Ralph talks about how he read he's going to get cucked on Kiwi Farms and does nothing to stop it
Ralph would later get sick and tired of doing news coverage, and decides to go full DSP mode and attempt to hookup his PS5 live on air. Ralph makes another slam dunk sequel to last months huh?? and what? with his latest installment of "fine.":
The stream ended abruptly while trying to get the PS5 working for over an hour, he was later forced to come back to watch donald trump make a speech and sat there hiding his eyes and looking completely defeated:
I'd like to end this with a little theory on why the sober spring is so important to ralph right now:
It is very likely that Ralph was forced to do a sober spring event by his pay piggies like Smeagolfan. Smeagol was completely absent this stream, and Ralphs repeated admittance to how hes not going to hit the goal today as early as 3 hours into the broadcast was a good hint at this being a reality. Recall that during the the sober spring Smeagolfan single handidly donated the entire goals worth on the regular... Yesterday there was barely anything, with Ralph just managing to scrape by with Cpagroyper's two pity donos and that fucking horrifying "Camal Crew" Mantsu simp.
Will Ethan figure out how to plug a Playstation 5 into an outlet? Will Ethan come clean and admit the sober spring counter was broken days ago? And what exactly is going on behind the scenes with everyones favorite paypig Smeagolfan?? All these questions and more will go unanswered on the next exciting installment of: The Killstream!
Hello it is 4/5/2023, 2:30PM Killstream Standard Time and Ethanol Ralph is starting his show the way some pillstreams end: Grumblingly incapable of handling his technology, knocking over bottles, threating and insulting his chat- holy shit he JUST called a chatter a subhuman piece of shit and said he would watch him bleed to death in front of his family... For mentioning something about the bottle, I think?
Oh NO, that's right! He has a debate tonight! It sounds like he's gonna go offline to try to sober up figure out his technology situation.
The earliest, most aggressive, and quickest pillstream ever.
He just banned someone named "Edgy Groyper" for a day and called him a faggot.
What happened? Was Meigh still super pissed about being publically humiliated yesterday? Has he been drinking and sulking?
In any case, this is the best content Ralph has put out in maybe a month.
EDIT: Ralph came back! Camera is working! Boy, we viewers sure are marks for believing him! Good thing, too, Kino Casino wasn't going to have any clips this week but now they'll have enough for like 3 shows.
Ralph came back! Camera is working! Boy, we viewers sure are marks for believing him! Good thing, too, Kino Casino wasn't going to have any clips this week but now they'll have enough for like 3 shows.
A heroic alog is going to get in DMs with Amanda on some shady side Locals channel and cause some ruckus. I’m sure she’s bored to tears and would be open to simping cum seduction after the last 2-3 years of hollering by an ugly obese midget with a tiny dick.
so, the drunken swine hit another driver's car in a roundabout, refused to provide his insurance information, then told the other driver to follow him to casa avocado, where he presumably went inside and grabbed 1000 pesos, which he then gave to the other driver so that they would "fuck off"?
i'm sure that's not going to become an issue for him at all ...
More like he just told his dumbass fans he was sober while cracking two more beers and xannies under the table simultaneously, and then doubling it because fuck them for making him even pretend to be sober
Yayy we hit the goall 
