🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[August Levasseur]

Adjusted to hear Amanda's side of the conversation.
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God, this is horrible. I know a lot of people hate May, not without reason, but I would not wish this on anyone. Being stuck in a foreign country with Ralph is a fate worse than death.

 

[Zaryiu2]

So what are the odds this ends in a divorce versus at least one person dying? I can't see Ralph starting the procedures for divorce if it was to happen because well he' a fat midget coward fucked up on so much drugs and coping to infinity that somehow he's winning

 

[Telemeter]

Sometimes I almost feel bad for Meigh as she probably gets beaten by Ralph, but then again she was too stupid to realize how much of a disaster he was before being gunted and all the shit she did to Faith was just as bad. So I'll compromise and say that Ralph wants to beat her but is too drunk and doped up on Xannies to manage it.

May doesn't get beaten by Ralph.

Ralph folds immediately when May calls his bluffs, like he did a few days ago live on stream, PUBLICALLY, you can only imagine what goes on offline.

We know May likes to emasculate men, and Ralph is a closeted homosexual bottom. The reason they are still together is becauae they complement each other's degeneracy.

And even if it wasn't so, Ralph literally can't do anything to phisically harm May, she is stronger, faster, younger, a full head taller and Ralph goes down at the lightest touch.

 

[Lidl Drip]

May doesn't get beaten by Ralph.

Ralph folds immediately when May calls his bluffs, like he did a few days ago live on stream, PUBLICALLY, you can only imagine what goes on offline.

We know May likes to emasculate men, and Ralph is a closeted homosexual sub. The reason they are still together is becauae they complement each other's degeneracy.

And even if it wasn't so, Ralph literally can't do anything to phisically harm May, she is stronger, faster, younger, a full head taller and Ralph goes down at the lightest touch.

Eeeewww.. I never thought about it like that. We might be watching Ralph get off when Meigh comes on the stream to humiliate him infront of his audience by asking him "WHERE DID THE MONEY GO?!" and "MAYBE WE SHOULD BE SPENDNG OUR MONEY ON THINGS THAT MATTER!". Ralph probably has to ask Meigh for permission before he gets his Xanny script filled and before he buys a beer because this bitch has him by the balls and threatens to beat him if he doesn't make enough superchats. He knows that she can go back to Rochester and live in Harry's house any time she wants to if the money runs out but Ralph is the one going to the poor house. Whew!

 

[Null]

Adjusted to hear Amanda's side of the conversation.

After listening to this approximately 100 times I have two ideas for what May is saying as a suggestion of what to spend money on.

"I just think we should spend our money on things that actually matter, like..."
"like, a caregiver".
"like, care for her".

She actually says it twice and it's muffled each time, first at :32 and at :46. Whatever she's saying registers so low that Ralph's OBS starts to clip it, so it's really hard to say.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Adjusted to hear Amanda's side of the conversation.
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Ralph's brain is so broken that he thinks May trying to encourage him to spend his money sensibly is giving Alogs ammunition.

I'm sure we would be laughing all day if Ralph kept back a significant portion of his income in savings, stopped buying alcohol and drugs, stopped flying to retarded places at the drop of a hat and made sure his family was always appropriately clothed and fed. That would be hilarious actually, please Ralph whatever you do don't be a good parent and husband, the Alogs will declare total victory then! It'll be over!

 

[TV's Adam West]

Okay listen here, May, you fucking bitch. That's the Ralphamales money. He brought you with him to the top of the sektur, free ride, no ass gas or grass required, now you have the fucking balls to ask for him to use HIS money on things that matter?
Fuck you bitch, five star days. Newsflash, Xannies, prostitutes and trips to Portugal ARE ALL THAT MATTERS.

 

[bile demon]

Adjusted to hear Amanda's side of the conversation.
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Happy Easter Passover week, Meigh. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There's no turning back. The guntling's anguished cry at the end as the local tarantula slowly drags her to its lair is just a cherry on top.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"It's a theory that you're an aylawg"

Saying "maybe we should spend our poverty-line income on things that aren't just worthless status symbols" is not A-logging, you complete wetbrain.

Better start earning your keep on that Locals account, Manduh or you and the hoglet are going to have to find somewhere else to have prepaid days.

 

[GuntPatrol]

After listening to this approximately 100 times I have two ideas for what May is saying as a suggestion of what to spend money on.

"I just think we should spend our money on things that actually matter, like..."
"like, a caregiver".
"like, care for her".

She actually says it twice and it's muffled each time, first at :32 and at :46. Whatever she's saying registers so low that Ralph's OBS starts to clip it, so it's really hard to say.

I don't think the "like" was meant to preface an example, I think it was just an empty filler word that people use in conversation. What I heard was, "I just think we should spend our money on things that matter. Like... who cares what I wear?"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Is Meigh… /our/guy?

Think about it;
Everyone’s always confused about why May is with Ralph. Some people have theorize that maybe she’s trying to make him troon-out and humiliating man is her fetish. Others think that she’s just getting back at her father and Digibro…. and most others just think that she’s absolutely 100% retarded.

But… *X-FILES MUSIC* what if she’s actually the ultimate a-log and is doing this all for the most epic owning in Gunt a-logging history? On par with somebody who spends months pretending to be Chris Chan’s GF girlfriend just end up humiliating him?

Could she be such a deep cover troll that she would actually birth his child? Are we even ready for that?

“I want to believe…”

After listening to this approximately 100 times I have two ideas for what May is saying as a suggestion of what to spend money on.

"I just think we should spend our money on things that actually matter, like..."
"like, a caregiver".
"like, care for her".

She actually says it twice and it's muffled each time, first at :32 and at :46. Whatever she's saying registers so low that Ralph's OBS starts to clip it, so it's really hard to say.

I’m not sure what the current situation is but I thought they did have a caretaker? Some underage Mexican girl. I haven’t heard any mention of her in recent episodes/clips so did they let her go because they couldn’t afford her?

I do believe she was saying “care” but maybe just care in the sort of way most parents do, like buying baby shit, maybe they no longer have a babysitter?

 

[Anonanon]

Meigh will lead us to total victory over the RALPHAmale. The morris clan will see Ralph destitute and forgive her transgressions for destroying head hog. All the big killstream memes this year are of her alawggin Ralph!

 

[Malaika]

Its fucked up that May has to babysit this pig while he does his show even at the expense at Rozy. Its incredible how May always gallops around pretending to be such a caring trad wife but she'll neglect and ignore Rozy crying for her if the Gunt needs her to stay in the room for him.

That moment when Rozy cries out and instead of letting May check on her he orders the horse to close the door really annoyed me. They're so sick that I almost hesitated posting this, cause I am starting to think they're so lowdown they would abuse and neglect Rozy if they find out it bothers aylawgz.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

After listening to this approximately 100 times I have two ideas for what May is saying as a suggestion of what to spend money on.

"I just think we should spend our money on things that actually matter, like..."
"like, a caregiver".
"like, care for her".

She actually says it twice and it's muffled each time, first at :32 and at :46. Whatever she's saying registers so low that Ralph's OBS starts to clip it, so it's really hard to say.

Tried to run it through some stuff in Adobe Audition (I don't really know what I'm doing mostly, but at least it's slightly better)

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

God, this is horrible. I know a lot of people hate May, not without reason, but I would not wish this on anyone. Being stuck in a foreign country with Ralph is a fate worse than death.

Suffer, Whorse.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Tried to run it through some stuff in Adobe Audition (I don't really know what I'm doing mostly, but at least it's slightly better)

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Hummm now I’m really thinking she did say “caregiver”.

Ralph couldn’t even afford a 14 year-old taco-slave to look after his child in Mexico. lmfao.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

He would make more and contribute (positively) to society flipping burgers at this point. Plus free food.

115 in 5 hours is 23 bucks an hour without taxes or anything. You're not gonna get that anywhere flipping burgers. However 50 bucks an hour is not enough money to be Ethan Ralph. Not near enough hazard pay.

 

[Truly Rural]

Adjusted to hear Amanda's side of the conversation.
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I don't know why video went to black so I clipped it again, and just a wee bit longer to include the unpluggening comment

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I have no clue how a fat Xanax addict sex offender with his own leaked sex tape where he eats the poopoo is this stressed about appearences. He has to look like a big man with money but he lives in a concrete box in Mexico with his kid bawling in the background. I almost wanna say he would get more attention and money if he was just completely shameless.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Which guntling will be the first to make a KF account and a-hog their father when they get older?