🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ddlloo]

Anyone else feel like we're in the last arc?

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

How much of the evil horrific shit Ralph says and does is him playing into his internet badboy delusions and how much of it is real? I wanna say probably 90% of it is just Ralph but he for sure does play it up a bit.

There's no difference. If you act like a piece of shit because it makes you feel powerful, you're a piece of shit. If you act like a piece of shit because you think other people expect it, you're a piece of shit.

 

[Anonanon]

115 in 5 hours is 23 bucks an hour without taxes or anything. You're not gonna get that anywhere flipping burgers. However 50 bucks an hour is not enough money to be Ethan Ralph. Not near enough hazard pay.

It's not really 23 an hour because Nick still takes roughly 30% of cozy superchat and rumble taking a smaller percentage of their own (he apparently can't even cash out of kick). Even then he should be doing well, even if he was earning say 17 an hour because he streams everyday and lives in a third world country. Life for the RALPHAmale is hard because being self employed, putting it all in his wifes name, and dealing with international swift issues/ banking fees big leaguing you means a fair percentage of your income will always be in weird escrow while he resides in Mexico (probably be a pain to change back too)

The funny thing is as a streamer he does great for the audience size he has and has an impressive stable of whales, yet needless to say I don't think he'll be earning 200k this year. I hope he can successfully transition over to kick and rumble so I can enjoy fresh daily corn. My concern is that he'll lose even more precious paypiggies when and if cozy.gov shuts down and that the more bitter alogs will deplatform him off and he won't even have esoshaggy to whine at that point.

We're probably nearing the end if he is unable to bank effectively in Mexico.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

>"I just think you should spend your money on things that matter..."
>WAAAH WAAAH
>"SHUT THAT DOOR, FUCK".
He can't bring her up because the room is full of weed smoke and xanax dust, and he can't function on his own so he can't send Pantsu down to tend to the baby. He spends all his money on xanax, booze, and travelling, Pantsu has 5 shirts. Rozy is covered in "bugbites from tropical bugs" (totally not bruises from Ralph drunkenly grabbing her). Its fucked.

You don’t think Mexico has bedbugs?

 

[Telemeter]

It's not really 23 an hour because Nick still takes roughly 30% of cozy superchat and rumble taking a smaller percentage of their own (he apparently can't even cash out of kick). Even then he should be doing well, even if he was earning say 17 an hour because he streams everyday and lives in a third world country. Life for the RALPHAmale is hard because being self employed, putting it all in his wifes name, and dealing with international swift issues/ banking fees big leaguing you means a fair percentage of your income will always be in weird escrow while he resides in Mexico (probably be a pain to change back too)

The funny thing is as a streamer he does great for the audience size he has and has an impressive stable of whales, yet needless to say I don't think he'll be earning 200k this year. I hope he can successfully transition over to kick and rumble so I can enjoy fresh daily corn. My concern is that he'll lose even more precious paypiggies when and if cozy.gov shuts down and that the more bitter alogs will deplatform him off and he won't even have esoshaggy to whine at that point.

We're probably nearing the end if he is unable to bank effectively in Mexico.

Also, the dollar lost over 10% of it's value against the peso since Ralph moved there, so he's losing 10% of his gross earnings to forex compared to 6 months ago, and inflation in Mexico is at like 7% for 2023, so he's losing that from his net.

Even the international economics are alawging him, though he's too retarded to ever understand how that works.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Tried to run it through some stuff in Adobe Audition (I don't really know what I'm doing mostly, but at least it's slightly better)

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I hear "'cause I care more about her..." she's quiets the thought as she is saying it to not provoke Ralph further. Dark stuff.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The operation to insert Meighlog in to ruin Ralph’s life is going wonderful. I never thought in years throwing a horse in a dress would yield such corn. I’m just worried that Ralph and his chat is growing suspicious so I’m going to have to extract Agent Meighlog out of Mexico but then again we could just ride that lightning

Agent Meighlog please continue to stay the course with Operation Corn Harvest. You have served the farms well. Only until death does duty end. Go and meme on the Gunt

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is desperate to make May look presentable. The constant horse posting are hard to cope with. He can't point out any attractive thing on May because she has none. She needs to become a token somehow, or bitch can freeze to death for all he cares.

 

[Vect]

I have no clue how a fat Xanax addict sex offender with his own leaked sex tape where he eats the poopoo is this stressed about appearences. He has to look like a big man with money but he lives in a concrete box in Mexico with his kid bawling in the background. I almost wanna say he would get more attention and money if he was just completely shameless.

The mind works in funny ways when you're as fucked up on substances as he seems to be. In the dopamine drenched mental palace in his head, he's always on the cusp of setting things right, doing the things he feels inspired in the moment to do, owning the a-logs, all his fuckups and image problems explained away...but then the next day comes, and it's more booze and pills because the second he comes down he's in for an absolute nightmare.

Everyone’s always confused about why May is with Ralph. Some people have theorize that maybe she’s trying to make him troon-out and humiliating man is her fetish. Others think that she’s just getting back at her father and Digibro…. and most others just think that she’s absolutely 100% retarded.

But… *X-FILES MUSIC* what if she’s actually the ultimate a-log and is doing this all for the most epic owning in Gunt a-logging history?

Thing is, she's not really retarded. She's keenly aware of the fact that he and his audience insult and bemoan her while she essentially keeps what passes for a household afloat while Ralph uses all their money on impulse purchases, drink and legal fees, while saving none for her expenses. I mean, it would be more retarded to spend the golden days of your youth being impregnated and treated like a slave to troll a lolcow.

I think it's either a fetish relationship in that she finds the idea of being a 'trad' wife who's abused and bred by the Human Hutt a turn on (given she's admitted she's a total degenerate), or she genuinely has feelings for the guy and in both cases is feeling buyers remorse.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I upscaled the audio and hypercompressed the theta waves from it. What May actually says is "because you're a big fat retard and your dick is much smaller than you claim and that's the god's honest truth."

 

[Phony Chicken]

Tried to run it through some stuff in Adobe Audition (I don't really know what I'm doing mostly, but at least it's slightly better)

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I think she's saying something along the lines of "who cares what I wear".

 

[Spergichu]

Damn that sucks. If only someone, especially a close friend or family member, told Meigh just how bad of a decision it would be to marry, have kids with, and live in a concrete box in Mexico with Ralph.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

It sounds like Meigh is saying "like a hair curler". Offhand this may sound meaningless, but it may have some DEEP AYYLAWGIN' TRUTH to it.
Horses with curly hair may suffer from a disease Ralph is familiar with: Cushings lmao

 

[Garth]

Damn that sucks. If only someone, especially a close friend or family member, told Meigh just how bad of a decision it would be to marry, have kids with, and live in a concrete box in Mexico with Ralph.

You can lead a wHorse to water, but you can't make it drink.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Ralph's brain is so broken that he thinks May trying to encourage him to spend his money sensibly is giving Alogs ammunition.

For Ralph, any insinuation that he isn't sitting on a ton of money at all times is damaging to him. That's why Meigh asking where the money went riled him up so damn bad. It's why he holds it over her head. It's why he forced her on stream all hostage like to confess her sin of ayloggery.

I have no clue how a fat Xanax addict sex offender with his own leaked sex tape where he eats the poopoo is this stressed about appearences. He has to look like a big man with money but he lives in a concrete box in Mexico with his kid bawling in the background.

Cause Ralph is retarded enough to think that he's a main character in a real life version of the godfather. He thinks people see him as just lying low out of the country until the heat dies down and when he's ready, he can come back at any time to either of his wasteland luxury properties to live high on the hog... or as the hog in his case.

There's no difference. If you act like a piece of shit because it makes you feel powerful, you're a piece of shit. If you act like a piece of shit because you think other people expect it, you're a piece of shit.

The easiest way to explain this is just to say "Ironic rape is still rape." Doesn't matter why you're doing it, you're still doing it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He can't bring her up because the room is full of weed smoke and xanax dust

That has never stopped him before. He just wasn’t in the mood to pretend he cares about his child.

Meigh saying “Why would I buy a dress? I don’t go anywhere” is what set him off. Even though he streams most of their waking hours (and many of his passed tf out ones), he thinks we can’t see that their life is boring and pathetic. What a wetbrain pillhead.

Meigh can’t be shamed into caring for her child. She’s still leaving her baby unattended for extended periods of time — probably immobilized and strapped into her stroller. It’s a good thing Ralph is so greedy about his Xannies, because otherwise she’d probably feed one to the baby just to get Ralph to stop complaining about her cries.

I hope when they murder suicide it’s when Rozy is downstairs. It won’t take long for her to be found, considering how frequently their (rented) door gets beaten down by beaners looking for money Ralph owes them.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

LMFAO HE ACTUALLY FALLS FOR THOSE SHITPOSTS? its okay ralph you can fall asleep safely and comfortably next to agen- i mean horse face meigh because ooh i cant stand that girl that definitely isnt my friend from my ivy clover days and definitely isnt in all of our discords.

also lmfao at his exasperation at the baby crying, a glimpse into his shattered beaten psyche from the overwhelming reality of having a child, the crying he desperately tries to pretend to himself doesnt exist and hasnt changed his life in his delusional killstream unreality. this is your life ethan ralph. when youre driven to the brink of madness by the incessant crying, your own personal raven beating at your piggy lil heart just remember the calming mantra that led you to this moment "josh moon and the childless gaylogs are so owned by me having this unwanted unloved prop baby, im saving the white race more than them fuggers" and when youre awoken for the tenth time ready to claw your own ears off and begging any infernal being that will listen to sleep, just remember that its for the white race there and surely youll find comfort and resolve.

So Cozy Rozy's screaming can be translated to "Nevermore, Bish!".

"I think WE should spend OUR money on things that matter" Damn.

This bitch really trying to big league Ralph telling him how he should spend HIS money! She doesn't even do any work for the Killstream empire! Maybe if she did some cooking livestreams to try and earn some of that money herself then she could go about telling Ralph how to spend it! Seems like Ralph is pussywhipped tho and letting this bish tell him what to do with his own hard earned money while she sits on her ass all day! Sad!

IIRC EOR has not wanted her to do her own live streaming aside from when she appears on The Killstream for whatever reason.

 

[Post Reply]

Anyone else feel like we're in the last arc?

Unless you count the impending murder-suicide as an arc, yes.

 

[heathercho]

Ralph is poor. Ralph is poor by Mexican standards.
Vickers, Null and Morris are currently swimming around their coin pools like plucked Scrooge McDucks and here's Ethan, drowning in taco gunt sweat and ayylogs, as a single mexican coin floats by.

You hate to see it.

 

[MeltyTW]

And for no damn reason. This fat midget hasn't gone to Rozy one single time when she cries. In terms of who spends time with the baby it's likely 95% Whorse and 5% Fat Midget, only because he wants to show her on camera. Mind you I think neither of them spends enough time with the child. Of all the mistreatments Rozy is going through, neglect is surely up there. In this case however it might be better for the kid.

Rozy is a constant reminder that the ralphaseed do miss and had to be carried into siring a bastard son hell never see by slop pussy faiths superior eggs over meighs horse ovaries. And that he will never have a son