🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

According to KC this is his bimonthly stripe payout, $803,66 - living like a Kang.View attachment 5207199

So after child support, he's got 3 dollars and 66 cents. 5 star days indeed.

 

[zimzam88]

Fuck the world has to be the biggest pillstream yet, literally talking to people who aren't there...

Its kind of a shame the superchats interrupted him, I'm curious which other imaginary people he'd have talked to while live.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Fuck the world has to be the biggest pillstream yet, literally talking to people who aren't there...
It's like a window into his buck broken soul:
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The square cam in the rectangular window while he sits off-centre deep-throating the mic is really the cherry on top of this whole nightmare UI.

 

[not william stenchever]

If Ralph is talking to an Andrew Tate that isn't there, does that mean that Andrew Tate is one of the shadow people?

 

[HarveySperg41]

I saw some clips on Twitter last night, how baby was Ralph trashed?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

According to KC this is his bimonthly stripe payout, $803,66 - living like a Kang.View attachment 5207199

While this would be incredibly funny, it doesn't make sense. He's not faking thousands of dollars of donations a week. Maybe this is what he nets after paying back the loan + powerchat tithes?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Its kind of a shame the superchats interrupted him, I'm curious which other imaginary people he'd have talked to while live.

DONAL......... TRUM....... SHOULD AH ABANDON ROZEH? MODELOOOOO

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

and he didn't throw a single punch. He said he was sitting on the ground when the fight started.

This is news to me. Deets please.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

His one eye closing is absolutely not a voluntary movement lol holy fuck his face is permanently fucked.
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[PunishedFranco]

Ralph flies coach on Spirit Airlines. Hardly shocking now, but that's about as poverty as it gets for airfare.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is news to me. Deets please.

Iirc he was hollering at someone and mentioned how he did get beat for talking shit to a dude. I think it might have been during a Nick or Metokur stream where he was crying like a little girl about being made fun of.

 

[make_it_so]

The only companion he has left in the world is the fly that eats his forehead grease.

Nah, Cleo the cat is still around. Much like Rozy she's an innocent bystander whom I have the most sympathy for.

EDIT: NVM, I just read that poor Cleo may have gone to that big field in the sky. If so, it would definitely explain Ralph's sudden lunge off the deep end.

 

[BallBuster II]

According to KC this is his bimonthly stripe payout, $803,66 - living like a Kang.View attachment 5207199

I thought they said it was bi weekly.

 

[Um...]

I thought they said it was bi weekly.

Bi weekly, bi monthly…how do they know what that payment frequency is? It could be weekly or even daily for all they (or anyone else) know.

 

[zimzam88]

I thought they said it was bi weekly.

As funny as it would be to believe he's only making $400 a week, theres no indication from what I've seen in screencaps that Stripe is exclusively "bi-weekly" withdrawal or that the one in the email was an automatic withdrawal, he could have withdrawn that amount whenever he felt like it. You can do instant payouts whenever you feel like it via Stripe.


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[Sam Losco]

Damn this is pretty sad.
Not that I feel sorry for Ralph, this is all his own doing, but it's still sad seeing someone that fucked up.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You can get payouts from Stripe daily. My guess is that's his haul from his 24 hour grift. Think about it, is there any way on earth Mr.Greedy Piggy would let money sit anywhere he couldn't use it to fulfill his impulses?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nah, Cleo the cat is still around. Much like Rozy she's an innocent bystander whom I have the most sympathy for.

EDIT: NVM, I just read that poor Cleo may have gone to that big field in the sky. If so, it would definitely explain Ralph's sudden lunge off the deep end.

Imagine the horrors that cat had already survived during it's life only to take a nap and be rolled over on by a passed-out gunt. Squish.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

I really wonder what is left of Ralph's original personality and ego after years of boozing and pill abuse. He's a shining example of why you stay away from benzos and alcohol

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I really wonder what is left of Ralph's original personality and ego after years of boozing and pill abuse. He's a shining example of why you stay away from benzos and alcohol

He's been like this since he appeared on the internet. His first ever girlfriend also left him because he was stuck in a shithole house (his mother's instead of mexico) and he did nothing but get drunk and yell on the internet, Kat. In those days he wasn't making any money either. His first wife left him because he was a drug abusing, lying, cheating, drunken deadbeat. He killed some kid's dog when he was a child, and dropped out in junior high. He's been stuck in that state of mind since. These last 2/3 months is the first time in his entire life that Ethan Ralph has had to live and survive on his own as a ~40 year old man.