🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Burd Turglar]

Ralph is 100% incapable of even the most basic adulting. This is going to be hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph hates to be alone since he can’t stand his own company. But now he has another incentive to find a new skank with daddy issues: Ralph can’t access housing for himself and needs a woman to do it.

People like comparing Ethan to a woman, which is fair enough. He carries a fag bag like a woman, he whines like a woman, he cries like a woman when his rage hog hollering doesn't get him what he wants, but he is much less than a woman.

He literally needs a woman to do things that he can't do, because he is a failure both as a man and as a fag-bag carrying woman.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He literally needs a woman to do things that he can't do, because he is a failure both as a man and as a fag-bag carrying woman.

Yeah, it’s an insult to women to say that Ralph is like one. He’s a weak man, which is the most hateworthy creature on earth. If you’re genetically male and can take care of neither yourself nor a woman and children, you should either fix that or do a flip.

Ayn Rand was batshit but she got a lot right. When she said the most depraved sort of human being is a man without a purpose, she was absolutely correct. Ralph fits the bill and he thinks it’s “based.” Fucking loser.

 

[Burd Turglar]

People like comparing Ethan to a woman, which is fair enough. He carries a fag bag like a woman, he whines like a woman, he cries like a woman when his rage hog hollering doesn't get him what he wants, but he is much less than a woman.

He literally needs a woman to do things that he can't do, because he is a failure both as a man and as a fag-bag carrying woman.

Easy now man. Some people can totally rock a murse. Especially if it's full of a pounds of mushrooms while they bike around making fucking bank in order to pay the bills and buy cars, music equipment and housing when they're a teenager.

Oh, wait...he rocks a legit purse that can only fit a wallet and a cell phone?

Never mind man, forget I said anything. It was all a larp and just something I read on the hacker known as 4chan.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

People like comparing Ethan to a woman, which is fair enough. He carries a fag bag like a woman, he whines like a woman, he cries like a woman when his rage hog hollering doesn't get him what he wants,

Yeah, except that most women (or at least many women) do not behave like that. Many women are strong, accomplished (pick your sphere), and pick up the pieces when bitch men puss out. And before it is said, many of those same women are also still all the "good" woman things.

needs a woman to do things that he can't do, because he is a failure

That's what I'm talking about.

it’s an insult to women to say that Ralph is like one. He’s a weak man

The worst habit that otherwise strong women* have is linking up with constitutionally weak men. It's a serious flaw.

* general statement, and I don't put Faith or May into that category. Faith because too young to know, and May because she hasn't shown independence (though it should be noted that she hasn't been whining or crying (that we know of) since fleeing the barn.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He will probably have a hard time finding a decent place to rent. When he was with Pantsu and Rozy he could sort of pass himself as American family guy.

he also had someone with a clean rental history to put a name on a lease, and an air bnb account. Ralph has neither, and in fact still owes 9k on the first ever place he rented and lived outside of mommy's house

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph has literally never rented his own home (let alone bought).

Birth to age 34: Lived with mommy
Age 34: Meigh rented a crack shack of their own
Age 36: Meigh rented Casa Guac for them

Ralph hates to be alone since he can’t stand his own company. But now he has another incentive to find a new skank with daddy issues: Ralph can’t access housing for himself and needs a woman to do it.

I’m excited for the new arc where Ralph lives with a Mexican crack whore and she has a kid with him just for American citizenship

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph has literally never rented his own home (let alone bought).

Birth to age 34: Lived with mommy
Age 34: Meigh rented a crack shack of their own
Age 36: Meigh rented Casa Guac for them

Ralph hates to be alone since he can’t stand his own company. But now he has another incentive to find a new skank with daddy issues: Ralph can’t access housing for himself and needs a woman to do it.

Small correction, Ralph lived with his gay boyfriend from 2008 to 2012.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yeah, except that most women (or at least many women) do not behave like that. Many women are strong, accomplished (pick your sphere), and pick up the pieces when bitch men puss out. And before it is said, many of those same women are also still all the "good" woman things.

That's what I'm talking about.

The worst habit that otherwise strong women* have is linking up with constitutionally weak men. It's a serious flaw.

* general statement, and I don't put Faith or May into that category. Faith because too young to know, and May because she hasn't shown independence (though it should be noted that she hasn't been whining or crying (that we know of) since fleeing the barn.

May hasn’t been whining and crying online because she’s had to take her medicine and revert back to total dependence on her family to survive. Something we all said would happen if she bred with Gunt.

More than anything I think she hates that her “Ralph and Pantsu prove the haters (aka everyone) wrong” didn’t pan out.

May must have some inner strength, just not a lot of brain power. I’ll give her credit for at least keeping an infant alive for six months in the third world with an angry drunk asshole who was all burden, no help. Rozy starting to walk though was the end of the fantasy. Once she had to pay full attention to a kamkaize midget, life changes fast. She could ignore Rozy in a crib or playpen if needed for the first year, but that changed when she started walking. No way she could handle Gunt and an active toddler in Casa Guac.

 

[TJBirish]

kamkaize midget

Wait, do you mean Rozy or Ralph?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Who was that Grossly Offensive guy on Ralph's stream yesterday? I searched him here, and found a couple references, but not much.

He kept trying to agitate Big Tech (who apparently offended him at some Ralph's event)

Gay op fag involved with persip, king of Pol, daimyo, etc

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Yeah, except that most women (or at least many women) do not behave like that. Many women are strong, accomplished (pick your sphere), and pick up the pieces when bitch men puss out.

hope women see this bro

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ayn Rand was batshit but she got a lot right. When she said the most depraved sort of human being is a man without a purpose, she was absolutely correct. Ralph fits the bill and he thinks it’s “based.” Fucking loser.

The Guntamale is the exact opposite of "based". Anyone remember when EOR went to that abortion rally, they protesters made fun of his socks, then the next day EOR released a pic of himself wearing new ankle socks?

EOR craves and needs the approval of others. If EOR does not get that pat on his hideous ass from others he may doxx you with everything he knows and then some.

And, no, this is in no way, shape, or form my saying I side with Nick. Nick is just as big a POS. I'm just here to watch EOR and AF/Nick destroy each other

 

[AnOminous]

Easy now man. Some people can totally rock a murse. Especially if it's full of a pounds of mushrooms while they bike around making fucking bank in order to pay the bills and buy cars, music equipment and housing when they're a teenager.

That's a messenger bag. And adult professionals can carry a briefcase. It's a very good thing for carrying around, for instance, literal briefs.

May must have some inner strength, just not a lot of brain power. I’ll give her credit for at least keeping an infant alive for six months in the third world with an angry drunk asshole who was all burden, no help.

That was pure luck. She let that fucker drive Rozy around without a car seat while speeding and drunk. She may be slightly less worthless as a parent than Ralph but that is such a low hurdle to clear that it deserves no accolades.

 

[JhonVent]

I’m excited for the new arc where Ralph lives with a Mexican crack whore and she has a kid with him just for American citizenship

This would be very likely if Ralph went outside and spoke a little bit of Spanish.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

EOR craves and needs the approval of others. If EOR does not get that pat on his hideous ass from others he may doxx you with everything he knows and then some.

And, no, this is in no way, shape, or form my saying I side with Nick. Nick is just as big a POS. I'm just here to watch EOR and AF/Nick destroy each other

That’s the beautiful thing about the internet: You can just sit back and watch pathetic people fight with each other. It’s impossible to be disappointed unless one or both of them drops out of the tard fight. Fortunately lolcows don’t know when or how to walk away from the internet. Even if they did, they’re so insecure that they’d worry about being seen as retreating.

Imagine actually caring about what online losers think of you. Ethan will be miserable as long as he lives on the internet.

 

[Anonanon]

Last season was another all time banger but what beautiful timing for the NEW GUNT ORDER just as the xanny diaries were becoming stale.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Ralph has just declared a TOTAL ALOG AMNESTY. Ralph should celebrate the occasion by logging into his old KF account and posting with us.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph has just declared a TOTAL ALOG AMNESTY. Ralph should celebrate the occasion by logging into his old KF account and posting with us.

Oh thank God. I can finally get some sleep.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph has just declared a TOTAL ALOG AMNESTY. Ralph should celebrate the occasion by logging into his old KF account and posting with us.

Bold that he thinks any of them will be eager to reconcile with him. Ralph getting excited about “getting the band back together” with people who never considered him a friend or colleague and want nothing to do with him would be painful if it weren’t so funny.