🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[McKimsReRolledRoof]

He has no intention of paying those.

Doesn't matter. Those non-payments will sink his ship faster.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

while it was apparently 30 hours, you also have to factor in A. thats net pay. meaning what we receive after paying taxes and B. i wouldn't call what he's doing "working" you know how many boomers sit around watching fox news or listening to music?

What's your point? Whether his work is "work" or not, it's his method to pay for life. And netting $15/hour is not balling.

IF you worked 40 hours/week, 52 weeks a year, at $15/hr that's $31,200. Ralph doesn't work 40 hours/week.

But OK it's net. US taxes are $1100 + (0.12 x [amount over 11k, if gross is $44,725 or less]. $15/hr gross yields $13.30 /hour net*. Ballpark extrapolating and excluding even a standard deduction scheme, netting $15/hr is maybe like $17/hr pay at ft no time off. So Target after 3 months. But again, he's not working those hours.

*that's the top line tax rate, ignoring any deductions, credits, etc. For most people, tax liability would be less.

If it took 30 hours of "work" to net $300, that's $10/hour net. So $11-12/hour pay, max.

Doesn't matter. Those non-payments will sink his ship faster.

That ship sank already. Ergo, "I won't set foot in the United States ever again."

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

That ship sank already. Ergo, "I won't set foot in the United States ever again."

Yeah, he says that a lot. Until the isolation takes hold and he absolutely must host some over-hyped children's party back in the US.

 

[Elmo]

Yeah, he says that a lot. Until the isolation takes hold and he absolutely must host some over-hyped children's party back in the US.

Yeah, I can see it now. When is Dax's birthday? Or fuck, I could see him becoming really chummy with Vito since now his range of Internet friends is now even more dismal than before.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

don't matter how much money he makes, he literally lives the life on an incel and other than rent and pig slop has no expenses. He can live fine on 35,000 he just can't be a wigger and flex on his haydurs but the fact that all he does is sit and be fat at the computer all day keeps his OpEx low.

Still waiting for confirmation that his Blottomobile exists. Man, those must be some parts to take 5 weeks to get to Mexico!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Still waiting for confirmation that his Blottomobile exists. Man, those must be some parts to take 5 weeks to get to Mexico!

That monstrosity has to be a write-off by now. Cars don't languish at the garage for weeks for a tyre.

His last major incident before this was the airport run to Nick's little AF thing. He ripped his mirror off turning back around for his passport and then hopped a high kerb when the airport called the cops for him trespassing in the coach area.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That monstrosity has to be a write-off by now. Cars don't languish at the garage for weeks for a tyre.

His last major incident before this was the airport run to Nick's little AF thing. He ripped his mirror off turning back around for his passport and then hopped a high kerb when the airport called the cops for him trespassing in the coach area.

I’m in the heavily populated and expensive northeastern US.

My local Mexicans have a tire shop where you can get 60% tread life mounted, balanced and installed for $50 each.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

That monstrosity has to be a write-off by now. Cars don't languish at the garage for weeks for a tyre.

His last major incident before this was the airport run to Nick's little AF thing. He ripped his mirror off turning back around for his passport and then hopped a high kerb when the airport called the cops for him trespassing in the coach area.

Ralph said it was a shredded tire and a bent rim. Any impact severe enough to bend a rim will damage suspension components as well. There's a 99% chance that he did enough damage to the front of his truck for it to be a write-off (lol assuming Ralph has insurance).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That monstrosity has to be a write-off by now. Cars don't languish at the garage for weeks for a tyre.

His last major incident before this was the airport run to Nick's little AF thing. He ripped his mirror off turning back around for his passport and then hopped a high kerb when the airport called the cops for him trespassing in the coach area.

yeah it hasn't been "seen" for 2 months when he was having trouble getting an Uber to the airport to go to Nick's Homofest. No part for a normal ass car takes 2 months.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

yeah it hasn't been "seen" for 2 months when he was having trouble getting an Uber to the airport to go to Nick's Homofest. No part for a normal ass car takes 2 months.

He either sold it, someone stole it, or it’s been repossessed. A shame, Ralph drunken driving videos were great because you’d just hope for him to wrap around a tree.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph said it was a shredded tire and a bent rim. Any impact severe enough to bend a rim will damage suspension components as well. There's a 99% chance that he did enough damage to the front of his truck for it to be a write-off (lol assuming Ralph has insurance).

Since he had a subprime loan, and still owed way more on the truck than it’s worth, he was required to have full coverage insurance. Not sure how that works when you try to move it to Mexico. But he would have needed full American coverage, plus some mandatory insurance Mexico requires to drive there.

He was also trying to keep it legal by driving it to the border to renew the TIP stamp on it. I figure after Pantsu left he gave up on that. I don’t see Ralph managing to keep up his loan payments, paying for comprehensive American insurance coverage, the TIP permit and some sort of Mexican insurance.

Plenty of options for how he lost it. He totaled it and if he still had insurance they would have sent a check to the bank that holds the title, not Ralph. Or he wrecked it, didn’t have current insurance, and it got repossessed. Or he drove it/crashed it and his TIP permit was expired so the Mexicans took it or notified the title holder they have it.

There was no way that truck was going to last long with the binge hog behind the wheel.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I figure after Pantsu left he gave up on that.

Harry alluded to him having lost it before Pantsu left, which would definitely be another contributing factor for her fleeing. Harry also confirmed what we all speculated, he doesn't have a license anymore, though we still don't know why.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Wasn't Dick supposed to go on Ralph's show yesterday? What happened with that?

 

[Harlan Wick]

Wasn't Dick supposed to go on Ralph's show yesterday? What happened with that?

Dick was going to use his computer and the computer broke it's BIOS.

 

[Beavis]

Wasn't Dick supposed to go on Ralph's show yesterday? What happened with that?

He broke both hands right before he was about to join the stream.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

So I was watchin Tuesday's MATI stream and happened to notice that the gunt's horse/meth-hoe crossover paramour had a rather unique plushie in her background...



On the guntamour's left hand side, sit three plushies. The one on the left is/was a bad dragon plushie. A Google Image search confirmed this was at one time a plushie bad dragon sold.



Do the gunts paramours fuck dragons, children, or dogs? SPECULATE.

 

[Truly Rural]

Wasn't Dick supposed to go on Ralph's show yesterday? What happened with that?

Are you guys kidding? You mean it didn't happen?


Really?

 

[Um...]

He’s currently streaming to about 500 viewers, lol. Those are Beardson numbers.

He’ll keep at it for hours more though, because he has absolutely nothing else to do all alone there in his rented cubicle in Mexico.

 

[Lichen Bark]

Is anyone going to give an artistic rendering and description? I'm not clicking that shit.

It reminded me of a tube worm, the kind that live in complete darkness, and feed on the chemical ejections of the hydrothermal vents in the deepest parts of the ocean.
(pictured below)

In the few seconds I looked at the picture its main feature was a freakishly red head, the flesh of the shaft was pallid, and corpse-like, notably lacking any visible vasculature. The dim lighting made it more horrible to look at, and gave the scene a foreboding aura. Although, if the lighting was brighter, I would imagine my eyes would have burned out of my head at the resulting horrifying details revealed in the bog hogs member.

It wasn't a humorous photo of a wiener, it was a horrid, dark, and ominous snapshot of something better left undisturbed.

 

[Rage Pig]

That's it, he's leaving the sektur. On his way to become a respected author, sports commentator and sharing intelligent and insightful thoughts on politics. It was nice shitposting with you Ladies and Guntlemen. Close the thread.