🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's funny that a man who has moved on down from a shitty house in America to a shitty house in Mexico, lost most of his earning ability, lost his wife and child, and lost his truck, is singing along to a song about moving on up.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Lost most of his earning ability, lost his wife and child, and lost his truck, is singing along to a song about moving on up.

When you're lower than the grease that drips from your Gunt, any dime you get will make you dance for Massa'. Give him Bitcoin for a years Mexican rent he'd deep throat a cock faster than you can say Netanyahu and do a puppet show the likes of Ye could only imagine in a manic episode.

 

[LGHDR+]

When you're lower than the grease that drips from your Gunt, any dime you get will make you dance for Massa'. Give him Bitcoin for a years Mexican rent he'd deep throat a cock faster than you can say Netanyahu and do a puppet show the likes of Ye could only imagine in a manic episode.

Accurate statement, but I could have done without the mental image.

 

[Working]

Sure.

Spoiler: NSFW SAVE ME JOSHUA!

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AHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rage Pig]

I picked the right job he says after streaming for 8.5h making $214.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Lol when was the last time this guy even came close to hitting the goal? I've tried tuning in and it's the most boring shit in the universe. He just silently looks at youtube and adds pointless comments and sometimes responds to chat about nacho chip flavors. Best in the sektur from the top on down.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Lol when was the last time this guy even came close to hitting the goal? I've tried tuning in and it's the most boring shit in the universe. He just silently looks at youtube and adds pointless comments and sometimes responds to chat about nacho chip flavors. Best in the sektur from the top on down.

Okay but smash or pass chat

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Did some quick math, in the last month Ralph has streamed for ~140 hours and made (after Powerchat cut) $4,116, which means his hourly wage is a little under $30/hr. He has ruined his life to make the equivalent of an auto mechanic's wages.

I'm not factoring in any Stripe loan payback because I have no idea if he's still forking money over to them. But it's decent money to literally sit in a chair and watch youtube, so I guess he's killing it?

To put into context: BMJ has won and lost his entire yearly salary in the last 72 hours.

 

[Beavis]

Remember taxes and he fakes a good portion of his donos.

 

[hawkisnight]

Ralph you need to do something stupid. Null is killing your board.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph you need to do something stupid. Null is killing your board.

Imagine sitting around all day thinking about all the mistakes you made... while SOBER? What a nightmare, I can drink and party whenever I want like a real adult non homo MAN. That's not something Ralph can claim anymore.

 

[Feaser]

Ralph you need to do something stupid. Null is killing your board.

he's getting rid of the gunt forum?!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Remember taxes and he fakes a good portion of his donos.

don't think he fakes the donos as much as people think and don't think he pays taxes either.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph you need to do something stupid. Null is killing your board.

Come on it’s just a lull and everyone was spoiled by a wild fucking year of Ralph content. Pretty soon our boy will be off hollering and raging!

Ralphcoin to the moon!

 

[Dangerous Dude]

Come on it’s just a lull and everyone was spoiled by a wild fucking year of Ralph content. Pretty soon our boy will be off hollering and raging!

Ralphcoin to the moon!

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Ralph somehow turning over a new leaf would be such a plot twist at this point that it would amaze me beyond any insane antic of his.

 

[Rage Pig]

"What? What?" He squeals in his high pitched pig voice, nervously lighting a cigarette while being asked about the Mexican gigolo who fucked his wife in the ass.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"What? What?" He squeals in his high pitched pig voice, nervously lighting a cigarette while being asked about the Mexican gigolo who fucked his wife in the ass.

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"Jokes on you bish I didn't pay, I couldn't afford it! I gave him my truck instead idiot so jokes on you!"

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Goddamn he even smokes like a bitch too.
That was a great clip, hopefully things can chug along nicely if Ralph keeps sniping to be humiliated. I’m fine with that.
‘What what I was on pills I can’t talk about that’ he squeaks in his tiny-balled helium voice.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

"What? What?" He squeals in his high pitched pig voice, nervously lighting a cigarette while being asked about the Mexican gigolo who fucked his wife in the ass.

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Wow, imagine being such a mess of a human that Cog can dunk on you harder than Shaq in his prime.

 

[Feaser]

He thinks he was like Stone Cold Steve Austin yelling what but he just sounds like a high pitched squealing fat woman