🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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:diddler: Wood yew fuk me, Harreh? I'd fuk me. I'd fuck me hard, matta' fak
 
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A question inspired by Braphamut’s avatar:

When hammered does EOR think the camera’s pointed lower than it is? It’d explain how we always see his eyebrows on up. Did he think he was thrusting his micropean peen at the viewer?
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
A question inspired by Braphamut’s avatar:

When hammered does EOR think the camera’s pointed lower than it is? It’d explain how we always see his eyebrows on up. Did he think he was thrusting his micropean peen at the viewer?
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All credit to @Ethan Ralph Is 5'1" for the gif.

Ralph fucks up the camera all the time but especially when stumblefuck drunk. He had a problem with the usual one and was using his laptop camera during this.

You can tell by the shit grin he wanted us to think he was cranking the hog but it could've been any lump of flesh down there.
 
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BigFatSweatyMan said:
The Gunt is looking like something straight out of a horror movie i can't believe just how fucked up that thing is. No wonder he needs pills to cope when he has to see that thing every time he looks down :cryblood:
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Imagine going for a walk and feeling that thing flap against your thighs.

I can't believe people let themselves get that fat, it's disgusting.
 
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I knew it, with enough shitposting eventually we’d bully the faggot into showing us his gunt. I didn’t expect to see him shaking his flaccid piggly wiggly dick like Hambubger trying to get it to work again, but here we are. Disgusting.

John Andrews Stan said:
Remember: Ralph has been boasting for months about how “skinny” he’s gotten. He’s been wearing that fat apron this whole time.

And we all knew it.

Ralph is so broken he can’t even tell himself the truth, let alone anyone else. No wonder he’d rather be paralytic than conscious.
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Day after day posting his new hot dad bod with his new hot girlfriend, lying to himself and convincing nobody, telling himself THIS will be the Xitter post that proves I’m not a worthless piece of shit who will die alone and afraid just like my Ronnie.
Ralph is not paying a whore to take photos, and Ralph is definitely not lifting that disgusting tumor-riddled mass of shame every time he tries to toilet himself.
And that knockoff polo shirt? A gift from his hot girlfriend.
Where’s your prostitute, aylogs?
Welcome back kang.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
they must have been so chapped flapping around on the zipline
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I keep thinking about when fat Muslim Amy Ramadan detailed how to care for a gunt in her video called “How a Morbidly Obese Takes a Shower” (now deleted; @StrawberryDouche do you have an archive?). She needs her husband’s help to clean under it, which makes me wonder how Ralph is managing without Pantsu. Does he pay the Mexiwhore for this?
Olly dries under her rolls with the hair dryer when she's too fat to reach. She says this cuts down on the smell a lot. She keeps diaper rash ointment at home and in the car for her "yeasty rashes". She also keeps Monistat on hand for between her fat rolls. The diaper ointment is just for burning rashes. The Monistat is for rashes that smell. If the rashes start oozing then you must go to the doctor. Amy warns to request at least three tubes of medicated ointment if you're her size. She tells viewers that she is prescribed the medicated ointment all the time, because her oozing rashes are ongoing.

Next step is corn starch. Use after every shower between every roll. Keep a tub at home and in your car.
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Did Ralph move to Mexico for access to cheaper Xannies AND corn starch? Does he use the corn starch to lure niggers to the gunt?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
makes me wonder how Ralph is managing
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It appears that he isn't. Per @John Andrews Stan:

John Andrews Stan said:
TIL this is called panniculitis, which means infected fat apron. The good news is it’s life-threatening.
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I'm pretty sure he nailed the diagnosis.

Edit: Holy shit, Bing's AI knows what it is and allows it in generations. It made the future of the Gunt. I would not exactly call this safe for life.

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(I did not feel the need to regenerate the misspelling because of the counterfeit Polo shirt. I'm sure he picks his sportswear up from the same place.)
 
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