🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mr. Manchester]

Rackets is a bad man. He's got a glorious career but you're a legend. You're an old legend. They call you a has been, the call you washed up.

You think you can do 2024 Ralph?

Ralph,

You need viewers, you don't have em...
and your reputation can't take the pounding so a health arc is out...
and you got kids in the US and you got angry fathers in most of the US so simping to incels is out...
So what we'll be calling on is good old fashioned blunt force retardation
GUNTPOWER, heavy duity cast iron piledrivin' embarassment that'll reflect so much it'll rattle his paypigs
Every time you take a shot it's gotta feel like he tried lickin' an express train!
LETS START

 

[Fornicario]

Good Pillstream so far, but not quite great yet. We know the Kang can do better than this. Don't skimp on the content pills Ralph, you're almost to double digit donos again!

 

[An automatic clown]

His audio is fucked, his chair is squeaking, but at least now the music doesn't completely overshadow whoever's talking. Perspicacity is just deep throating the Ralphamale cock acting like this isn't a shitshow.

I clicked on Kick when the show started on Rumble and he just now noticed the stream on Kick wasn't on. Think he just forgot to start it but that might've given him what, 33 more viewers?

He's mad he can't hit the goal and he's banging on his table. He keeps getting donos shitting on him for being on the sauce.

And what the fuck is this:

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When he gets wasted, the Eye Of Portugal really shines. I'm thinking we're back

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“I haven’t been drinking tonight” Ralph says looking sleepy and doing the eye wink. Says you can’t buy Jager, reasserts he’s getting a torta.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph is obsessed with getting a fucking torta right now

This means the Torta vendor has fucking ghosted him.

 

[Truly Rural]

No reason to watch the Killstream tonight, what a let down.
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You jumped the Gunt

Ralph said he's not going to see her til the 25th lmfao.

This is funny because he later said he'll bring her home with the Torta tonight. He is afk atm driving to pick up torta and "senorita"

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

WE DON'T TAKE L'S ON THE KILLSTREAM, YOU CAN'T ABORTA THE TORTA

 

[Fornicario]

This means the Torta vendor has fucking ghosted him.

Guy runs a roach coach. Ralph has drank himself so stupid he thinks the torta guy is always there to serve the Kang at all hours.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I checked out and checked back in. He’s eating a torta live, slightly off screen. Mission successfully. So proud of him. He’s talking with food in his mouth while pushing around glass bottles in his desk. KANG OF THE SEKTUR. It’s 11pm local, if he was serious about weight loss he wouldn’t be adding random calories this late in the day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph, I’m glad you finally realized your only value to the world is as a cautionary tale of why to avoid being a drunk nigger. Only a moron would think you’re capable of anything but gluttony and repulsing all genders by merely existing.

Thank God Rozana is with Harry Morris.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

This has everything

Inebriation
Streamer on Janny violence
Drink driving for tortas
Simping for nonces after launching a "holy crusade" against them
Cruising for his next victim despite having a TRUE AND HONEST gf
Self-inflicted audio issues from slapping his mic around in a pill haze
Fucked up cam
Leaving immediately after grifting the requested amount
Civil war in chat
Gunt flashing
Insisting that the gunt doesn't inhibit... something

This year is going to be so fucking funny

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This has everything

You forgot Ralph sounding like a virgin as he waxes poetic about sex. His voice when he was talking about “the feeling of the dick inside the pussy…” needs to be clipped. Instant premature ejaculation cure.

You know who talks about sex this much? A guy who hasn’t had any in months.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

A half-Mexican Ralphamale troll boy would be the funniest thing ever. I hope he gets her pregnant.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A half-Mexican Ralphamale troll boy would be the funniest thing ever. I hope he gets her pregnant.

I’ve consulted with top scientists in the field to determine what the future would hold for such an offspring

Behold the true son of Ralph, heir to the Sektur

 

[AltisticRight]

@Perspicacity when you said Faith Vickers scares you, I thought that was as sad as it could get.

I've been proven wrong.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Imagine being a halfway successfull Escort (not really honorable work, but you got to respect the hustle) and then absolutely tanking your market value by meeting Ethan Ralph TWICE.

 

[GaryGray]

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Looks like a balldo would fit right over that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being a halfway successfull Escort (not really honorable work, but you got to respect the hustle) and then absolutely tanking your market value by meeting Ethan Ralph TWICE.

I do think it’s funny that she displayed her contempt and disgust for him in every photo. That body language was powerful enough to reject an organ transplant and Ralph is so desperate to make Pantsu jealous that he posted the pics anyway.

 

[AltisticRight]

You know what? I think after all this stress and trouble, Ethan needs a trip to Portugal.

 

[Rage Pig]

I do think it’s funny that she displayed her contempt and disgust for him in every photo. That body language was powerful enough to reject an organ transplant and Ralph is so desperate to make Pantsu jealous that he posted the pics anyway.

She must've quickly realized that this sad fat pig, living alone surrounded by piss bottles and trash would be an easy mark. A gunted husk will be all that remains when she's taken his last $$.