🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[LGHDR+]

Gunt V Gravity

To clarify, I'm referencing the struggle you're talking about, not the other ones he's been involved in.

This is a dumb question, but why is it bifurcated? Shouldn't it be like one big mass?

I'm glad you asked! The bifurcation of his gunt is medically known as Diastasis Recti. Ralph has literally busted his gunt via the abdominal wall. Permanently.

 

[Fornicario]

Where does Portugal I and II fit on the list?

 

[Waifu Days]

Where does Portugal I and II fit on the list?

Portugal I was almost a murder. Cog deserves little praise. His bubby did cream gunt but Cog is dumb and gets no Ws.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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To clarify, I'm referencing the struggle you're talking about, not the other ones he's been involved in.



I'm glad you asked! The bifurcation of his gunt is medically known as Diastasis Recti. Ralph has literally busted his gunt via the abdominal wall. Permanently.

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So, he's gonna be carrying it until he dies?

 

[LGHDR+]

Where does Portugal I and II fit on the list?

Permanent orbital and (additional) brain damage, judging from the videos I've seen.

As entertaining as it is to imagine him getting beaten so hard that his gunt popped, it's an inside-out deal.

So, he's gonna be carrying it until he dies?

Yes, hilariously. No matter what he does, there's always going to be bifurcation on his stomach. Lipo, skin removal, Ozempic (lol, the side effects on that are hilarious, that poor hooker), no matter what he does, he's fucked. It's just a matter of how deflated he can get it.

In a universe that will never exist, where he stops abusing his body, gets a real job, and saves up money for the required surgeries and embraces a healthy diet and exercise, he wouldn't have a six-pack. It'd look more like... a vagina of cans made by someone who only has a rough idea of what a vagina looks like.

Null did his research when he made that tag.

 

[Niggernerd]

Logistically speaking how can he fuck someone on a table that he can barely see over?

Stepping stool days bish!

 

[Rage Pig]

The Gunt had long been looking forward to yesterday's stream, cut a promo, expected a high amount of donations. At one point he had more than 500 viewers, quite many when he averages 300 most of the time. Unfortunately these additional viewers weren't there to donate, they wanted to see another pillstream and laugh at him.

$142. 41% - that's a suicide rate.

 

[So It Goes]

My apologies for any mental trauma I may cause anyone with this.

Giving a whole new meaning to the word chesticles

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It'd look more like... a vagina of cans made by someone who only has a rough idea of what a vagina looks like.

A AmGut if you will.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

If it was anyone else I'd say it was something he probably picked up in prison with popsicle sticks/straws or whatever they'd give them to eat with.

but this is Mr. Trashburgers. We know he comes by it naturally.

peanut butter is like the classic bulking commissary food. Super dense calorically Hope he's chasing it with Weight Gain 4000.

Change your profile picture, please. It haunts my dreams

 

[Elmo]

In a universe that will never exist, where he stops abusing his body, gets a real job, and saves up money for the required surgeries and embraces a healthy diet and exercise, he wouldn't have a six-pack. It'd look more like... a vagina of cans made by someone who only has a rough idea of what a vagina looks like.

You really weren't kidding:

Spoiler: SFW but still unsightly

 

[LGHDR+]

You really weren't kidding:

Spoiler: SFW but still unsightly

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And remember, this is the best possible outcome he could ever see. Innie our outie, he's gonna carry that gunt.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There’s a pre-surgery photo somewhere in the deathfat thread taken in some shithole country of how they deal with a massive gunt, it’s strapped up on two hoists like a stage backdrop, so the surgeon can get to whatever is happening with the lower half of the body. I’d post it but it’s the breakfast hour.
Keep chugging the peanut butter Kang.
No wonder la prostituta keeps her arm glued firmly to her head, lessens the chance of touching that apron of horror.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There’s a pre-surgery photo somewhere in the deathfat thread taken in some shithole country of how they deal with a massive gunt, it’s strapped up on two hoists like a stage backdrop, so the surgeon can get to whatever is happening with the lower half of the body. I’d post it but it’s the breakfast hour.
Keep chugging the peanut butter Kang.
No wonder la prostituta keeps her arm glued firmly to her head, lessens the chance of touching that apron of horror.

Actually gaylog, our Kang needs that peanut butter because he’s a sexual god being drained of his powers by his sexy Latina gf! If anything eating multiple jars of peanut butter on top of all those tortas will make Ralph LOSE weight and gain muscle

GAYLOGS BTFO’D by science!

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph constantly talks about all the sexy sex he has on every surface possible. Something tells me he doesn't really do it that much and it's just a small dick cope

It's just like his minute long pause when someone asked if he would fuck Lucas Roberts' moobs. He had a long pause and said "that is a ridiculous question" instead of immediately "no and kill yourself faggot".

Sure you would jab those moobs with your Memphis Micro, Ethan. Sure, maybe do another pause and explain some more, you sound less guilty. Tell us more about the sweet sweet intercourse you totally had, that'll own all of us incel prudes.

 

[Braphamut]

It's just like his minute long pause when someone asked if he would fuck Lucas Roberts' moobs.

tattoo some nipples on those bad boys and Keffals might try to buy them from Ralph.

 

[gaystoner]

I'm now imagining Ralph in one of those RPG games where you get permanent afflictions.

Head Trauma -2 Intelligence
Orbital Lobe Destruction -1 Perception
Bifurcated Gunt -6 Stamina
Ralpamale Curse +7 Charimas, Has to Roll Check every other turn for Random Event

 

[bile demon]

What if Ralph is splitting into two entities so he'll have a consistent co-host who doesn't call out his bs? His stomach looks like a cell dividing into two.

Looks like his gunt is currently in the S phase of mitosis - guntosis.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm now imagining Ralph in one of those RPG games where you get permanent afflictions.

Head Trauma -2 Intelligence
Orbital Lobe Destruction -1 Perception
Bifurcated Gunt -6 Stamina
Ralpamale Curse +7 Charimas, Has to Roll Check every other turn for Random Event

Hey at least he can enter cracks and burrows without needing a disguise or gas spell.

 

[Pomniman]

The full guntal bifurcation has progressed in direct proportion with loss of mass. Bifurcation rate increases as guntal mass decreases.

End of an era, for sure. We've shifted into the Saṃvartākalpa of esoteric guntism.

What if Ralph is splitting into two entities so he'll have a consistent co-host who doesn't call out his bs? His stomach looks like a cell dividing into two.

Much like Odin impaled and hung upon Yggdrasil, our mensch hath been fertilized by the essence of Magi-chan in an ouroboric sacrifice of the guntflesh to itself in pursuit of perfection.