🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[K!w!Fartz]

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Ethan Ralph has pulled a DSP and "accidentally" streamed himself masturbating to Nikki Haley. ((()))
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[Rei is Shit.]

Nicki Haley has the same melty face as Kathy Houci

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Well, can safely say I didn't have "Ethan Ralph pulls a DSP on stream" for the 2024 bingo card.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

2024 is off to a great start, not even three weeks in and Ralph emptied his pringles can on stream. I knew this year would be a great one.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

DSP also jerked off to Nikki Haley? Wild

 

[Escalating Violence]

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Giving the phrase "Cranking the Hog" a new meaning.

 

[Kheapathic]

If Ralph wasn't in self-exile in Mexico, I'd want him to leverage his Killstream / Ralph Retort media enpire to get a press pass and exclusively cover whatever is left of Haley's political campaign. I'm sure we'd have some sort of harvest come from it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I never knew the sound of a deflated wind sock slathered with KY jelly and trying to stuff a cocktail hot-dog into it could sound so sad, I mean the look on his face is that of a man who's just defeated and is jerking it to anything and everything to try and stimulate some reaction in his soul.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

I'm honestly surprised he didn't make more noise; I thought there'd be yelling and pig-squealing noises while he sweats profusely through tunnel-visioned eyes...
I wonder how many liters of cum are socked into that floor...

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

Does Nikki Haley smell like curry?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Year of the Ralphamale baby

 

[Fatniggo1488]

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IMMA GONNA GUNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *pig snorts* There's your raytheon check you dirty poo in loo bitch.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

F.U.C.K.I.N.G L.M.A.O
how is he this shameless and...to think he touches his keyboard with that hand.

 

[Uiyraz]

This last one isn't an Ai image, it's actually a photograph from an alternate universe... a universe where the Killstream was never banned from YouTube. After the massive success of the "heal stream" (which raised over $20,000 for St. Jude's Children's Hospital), Ethan Ralph's YouTube channel saw exponential growth. Soon he would have over 10 million subscribers, and his modest website Killstream.live would grow into a media empire. Many prominent personalities in the Sektur (including a young, vivacious Nick Fuentes) would be hired to work for the Killstream media corporation.

Some competitors (such as the Daily Wire) would try to poach talent like Candace Owens, but their Jew money was no match for the animal magnetism and authenticity of Ethan Ralph's Killstream. While the Killstream was widely credited with propelling Donald Trump to his landslide victory in the 2020 election, rival Daily Wire would continue to flounder in the intervening years. Jeremy Boreing and Ben Shapiro would eventually be forced to move their corporate headquarters to Mexico just to make ends meet.

Meanwhile, Ethan Ralph would make regular appearances on the Joe Rogan podcast. They would become quick friends, and party all the time. This photo was taken at Rogan's podcast studio, by Ethan's loving wife Norah. They have two beautiful children together, a son and a daughter, and Ethan spends everyday with them while being the most loving father imaginable. And of course, Norah doesn't molest them the way Sandra molested Ethan.

On days when our Ethan Ralph pops enough Xanny bars, he can almost see into this alternate universe and the life he would've had. A sort of "remote viewing" if you will.

I didn't ask for these feels man!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

For this country's sake, I hope this guy isn't allowed to vote.

Last I knew felons couldn’t vote, so no.

 

[Butwhythough2]

RALPH NOOOOO!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Sober Ralph was a nice change of pace but nothing ever tops Pillstream content, baby

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I thought Nikki Haley was the actress chick that played Sofia in John Wick 3. That would've at least been acceptable

 

[Evilronald]

Why is Ralph stroking it to Nikki Haley?

His exwife was Indian I think?

 

[Tablet County]

Why is Ralph stroking it to Nikki Haley?

She's not even hot.