🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[WelperHelper99]

But was it a good nut?

 

[Android raptor]

Lol gunt

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm on team Ethan Ralph, unless he one day admits he was jerking off I don't believe it.

He's a hollering pig, and you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?
The dude probably sweats and grunts when he cranks it, beet-red and pawing at his crotch like a desperate animal trying to get off through the haze of substances he's on at any given time.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Fake news.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

That street shitter must've reminded Gunt of Nora. The pig is still keeping her dildo as a memento btw.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Why is Ralph stroking it to Nikki Haley?

Because masturbating to Michelle Obama is gay. She has a dick.

 

[Um...]

you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?

In his current xannied-out state, yes.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Except his head was bouncing up and down too.

Anyways, poor piggy just can’t get it up anymore

past 300 live viewers.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Because masturbating to Michelle Obama is gay. She has a dick.
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"She"

 

[Hooked on phobics]

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How does one look sad while masturbating?

Might of already been answered, but I think its when one is such a coomer that they masterbate less out of genuine excitement and lust, and more "well, time to get my fix" type mindset, where they are less concerned about fulfilling fantasies, and more concerned about getting a nut.
WHY hes doing this to watching a news interview, ill never know.
Maybe hes trying to save time and take in news WHILE he beats off? masterbation multi-tasking?

 

[Tism the Return II]

Metokur says Ralph is boring and irrelevant, Ralph does this. Coincidence?

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

At least Phil went to the bathroom to hopefully clean his hands afterwards, does Ralph use his jizz covered hands on his mouse and keyboard right after the deed?

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Metokur says Ralph is boring and irrelevant, Ralph does this. Coincidence?

He really does yearn for his fathers attention.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Fake fap farms

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Life must really be different for 'streamers.' I have my laptop camera covered whenever I'm not specifically on zoom or something. And if I had a streaming setup I would feel absolutely paranoid about doing anything on it that could be embarrassing.

As to the subject matter, sure it's weird, but it's so much better than it COULD be that I'm not even that phased.

 

[Beavis]

Nikki Haley could never take HALF of the Memphis MACRO!!!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Ralph forgets he is not on onlyfans.

Yet.

 

[Balr0g]

So was he itching his leg or slapping his thigh?

 

[Weird Ages]

I'm on team Ethan Ralph, unless he one day admits he was jerking off I don't believe it.

He's a hollering pig, and you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?
The dude probably sweats and grunts when he cranks it, beet-red and pawing at his crotch like a desperate animal trying to get off through the haze of substances he's on at any given time.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Fake news.

Consider that we're talking about the Memphis Micro here. Jerking that off takes one third of the effort.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

MAGA
(Make America Goon Again)

 

[Brutality]

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First soph and now this

 

[Punished Brent]

The weirdest part was him continuing to yell at the news while obviously masturbating.
Do you you think he may have done this on purpose?