🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.6%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 110 28.4%

  • Total voters
    388
From the end of Ralph's Rumble stream:

Ralph told a story about how Pantsuela told him to drive with an open beer because it's Mexico, who cares? He doesn't think Mexico has an open container law and even if they did, he expects to be able to bribe the cops.

He then goes into a cope session about the clip from yesterday: "How could you even cum that quietly and that stern-facedly [sic]? Like, I don't know. It's kinda crazy. But you can see how my hand's moving, and it's cause I'm punching my leg, first I started scratching my leg, and then I was getting really tired, so I started hitting my leg to, like, stay awake".... Now why was he trying to stay awake? He says it's because he had "been abusing... by prescription, legally. NOT abusing. Using as ordered, by the way. Xanax all week. So, it's like, I was having a hard time staying awake."

Ralph points out he is a really intelligent guy: "I'm a really intelligent person. And I hope that gets clipped for Kiwi Farms."

Ralph suggests he will focus his attention on the "Kiwi Farms King" for "the rest of this year": "I'm not going to go back to take his site down. No. I want to take his life down. I don't give a fuck about his site. He picked the wrong fight today."

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"I wasn't saying shit about you. You already featured me on your site. Like..... I don't know."

Ralph talks about how he is going to eat his torta even though it's already cold, and adds: "And trying to triangulate my position based on torta shops? First off, it ain't gonna work. Second off, like, just blatant fucking harassment. I mean, it's funny to hear, nobody's gonna cry for me, but like, and you know who did that Mary Jane, you know who did that. Do you know who I used to take to that same torta shop? I bet you do. Do you know who I used to take to that same Gojira, GOOOO-JIIII-RAAA sushi shop? I bet you do. do you think it's an accident that I took pictures at both of those places? I bet you know it wasn't an accident. Yeah."

Ralph adds: "And if you can find me, come find me. I mean, I haven't seen it happen yet. And I'm still living at the same address. You haven't even proven that I've moving. [sic]"
 
"It's kinda crazy. But you can see how my hand's moving, and it's cause I'm punching my leg, first I started scratching my leg, and then I was getting really tired, so I started hitting my leg to, like, stay awake."
This is very reminiscent of that viral clip of the kid who was caught by his mom. "I was trying to download a file and I got a computer virus... no, mom, my pants started slipping down because I was SCARED! NO!!! MOM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS! I DELETED IT! I WAS SCARED AND I MOVED IN MY CHAIR SO I HAD TO PULL MY PANTS UP!!!"
 
Ralph adds: "And if you can find me, come find me. I mean, I haven't seen it happen yet. And I'm still living at the same address. You haven't even proven that I've moving. [sic]"
This is like an exact repeat of "lmao they think I really moved to Mexico, like I'd be living in Mexico, they really think I moved, and to Mexico, lol."
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"Matter a' fact, America sucks, Mexico is awesome"
 
This is very reminiscent of that viral clip of the kid who was caught by his mom. "I was trying to download a file and I got a computer virus... no, mom, my pants started slipping down because I was SCARED! NO!!! MOM! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! IT WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS! I DELETED IT! I WAS SCARED AND I MOVED IN MY CHAIR SO I HAD TO PULL MY PANTS UP!!!"
I can't decide if absent mindedly masturbating during a seven hour xanax fueled stream is more embarrassing than opting to not get up and waddle around for a minute throughout streams, choosing to piss in bottles.
 
Ralph masturbates or does something that looks like he is lol yeah right
Kiwi Farms and Josh laughs at it
Ralph: Fuck the farms! Fuck Josh Moon! I'M GOING TO MAKE IT MY LIFE MISSION TO RUIN HIS LIFE!

Like even if he wasn't masturbating, why not just laugh it off? Ralph has done things on stream way worse than this that has impacted his life. He has had worse things he's done be featured on the site. If truly was NAWT TROO let it roll off your back. I thought the Ralphamale was living his best life in Meheho. He's mad because he really did do it. Ralph really did masturbate on stream, if he didn't he wouldn't care.
 
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How does one look sad while masturbating?
Be absolutely blitzed on everything.

HE’S NOT EVEN JERKING OFF TO PORN? HE’S FUCKING JACKING IT TO A POLITICIAN ON FOX NEWS!! HOLY SHIT THIS IS WORSE THAN DSP!
Are there even any hot politicians in the US? Last I remember the Internet going crazy over a politician was some Russian who did a press conference.
 
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Wanker Ralph
Oh, Ralph just flew into this town
And he's yakin' all day his meat

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, yankin' that meat

Wanker Ralph's got a short small wank
He starts yankin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Ralph don't care whose meat he wanks

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

Ever since Ethan flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just wankin' and yankin' for miles around
To single women, married women, old maids and all

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yanks, wacks, wankin' that meat

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Wanks from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Ralph, yeah

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

The police put Ralph in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him wankin' up his cell mate

He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's yackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just yacks, wacks, wankin' that meat

That Wanker Ralph is a crazy man
Tries to crank it down the wind and the rain
Just wanks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet
 
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How does one look sad while masturbating?
That, sir, is not sadness (an emotion which Ralph, as a  junkie sociopath Real Man® is incapable of feeling.).

It is, rather, the intense concentration required by gentlemen of a certain age without which their stiffy degrades into a floppy and their hard drive deteriorates.

"Uhh, just working on my PC. Nothing to see here, M'lady."
Also...
I bet both of them are using the same "journalist" as their fap fuel.
 
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