🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Almighty Space Duck]

I present the fruits of a thousand hours work in Final Cut.

 

[AnOminous]

"Lie on," or "lie on my name," is such an illiterate nigger neologism. I absolutely hate the degradation of the English language by braindead sub-Saharans. Ralph wishes he was black so hard he sucks nigger cock in the hopes that it will darken his skin.

What's even the lie? He obviously jacked off on stream. We saw the video.

At least it took him two minutes?

More like two minutes before he gave up, unable to get the Memphis Micro even to the full thumb size it is when fully erect.

Ralph suggests he will focus his attention on the "Kiwi Farms King" for "the rest of this year": "I'm not going to go back to take his site down. No. I want to take his life down. I don't give a fuck about his site. He picked the wrong fight today."

Says this guy:

 

[ddlloo]

Just have a fucking laugh about it you miserable prick.

>Heh yeah it looks a bit like it, but I was just zoned out and hitting my leg trying to stay awake.
>Trust me if I was going to jerk off to a politician it would be XYZ

 

[YazeePro]

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I was already starting to feel worried about Ralph becoming a dried-out lolcow. Losing weight and appearing to get his life (at least somewhat) under control. How boring.

But, rejoice! The last weeks have been much bettter. Milk production is increasing again and now we get this little gem.

What I really think is fascinating is his choice of women to be with and to masturbate to. Most guys have a certain type they prefer, but Ralph is different. He masturbates to kids (Soph), to old hags (Nikki Haley), fucks with skeletor-like women (the Horse), dips his dick in curry (first wife) or goes full jungle mode (the whole Caesar affair), and he also isn't ashamed to shag fatties either (first baby mama). So, he truly doesn't seem to have a type. A hole is a hole. The sign of true desparation.

 

[Near]

He's trying so hard to bait the Keemstar commentary faggots to pay attention to him.

Pretty sad

 

[SammyShield]

I'm on team Ethan Ralph, unless he one day admits he was jerking off I don't believe it.

He's a hollering pig, and you expect me to believe that straight faced, dainty, restrained little sequence there was his version of masturbation?
The dude probably sweats and grunts when he cranks it, beet-red and pawing at his crotch like a desperate animal trying to get off through the haze of substances he's on at any given time.

I think he's just bouncing his leg and arm.

Fake news.

His dick is tiny dude we’re talking about thumb & forefinger action here. He is dead to rights, he jacked it to Haley & Soph, & you gotta be doing the same thing to be defending him.

 

[Spitz]

Related:

He could've played it off like Tracy and gotten some legend instead of another loss.

 

[MadStan]

This just proves again what an absolute worthless guy Ralph is. Just as with his "Gunt" photo, now the "Jerk off video", he just can not laugh at himself and has got to take every poke as a declaration of war worthy of genocide.

About the biggest insult you can get where I come from (because it really is an insult to your complete character and being ) is to be called a "real drag" and Ethan is just that. He can't even keep a hooker around cause he's such a tosser.

His mother must have had at her moment of death in some way a cathartic moment knowing she didn't have to be around this whining lump of lard a moment longer, and probably welcomed hell as a step-down in misery.

 

[Elmo]

His mother must have had at her moment of death in some way a cathartic moment knowing she didn't have to be around this whining lump of lard a moment longer, and probably welcomed hell as a step-down in misery.

She was isolated from him because fatass refused the vaxx but he recalled some of her last words to him here, "Ethan, why can't you just be happy?"

 

[trash cat]

For the past year, many people, including Josh have been cautiously optimistic about Ralph getting his life on track.

People gave him the benefit of the doubt, way more than he deserved.

But as usual, Ralph does something embarrassing, and is so thin skinned, that rather than laughing at himself like a normal person, Ralph has to blame everyone else for his mistakes.

This is why Ralph can't manage to escape the gravitational pull of lolcow-dom, and why he will eventually collapse in on himself, releasing a tremendous amount of milk.

 

[Something Awful]

I was already starting to feel worried about Ralph becoming a dried-out lolcow. Losing weight and appearing to get his life (at least somewhat) under control. How boring.

But, rejoice! The last weeks have been much bettter. Milk production is increasing again and now we get this little gem.

On the other hand, I would love to see a lolcow get their shit together against all odds. Who doesn't like a redemption story? But it's a rare cow that can rise above its own nature, maybe one in a hundred, and evidently Ralph ain't it.

 

[4090 Chad]

Ralph points out he is a really intelligent guy: "I'm a really intelligent person. And I hope that gets clipped for Kiwi Farms."

Obligatory Flashback with timestamp

Ralph suggests he will focus his attention on the "Kiwi Farms King" for "the rest of this year": "I'm not going to go back to take his site down. No. I want to take his life down. I don't give a fuck about his site. He picked the wrong fight today."

Yea... remember when Ralph said his main goal was destroying the Pedo cult America First and taking down its leader Nick Fuentes? I imagine his anti Kiwi Farms/Josh Moon crusade will last just as long, probably shorter to be honest.

 

[DumbDude43]

if this had happenede a month earlier he could have been a real contender for LOTY

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That's rough when you have scheduling conflicts with your daily 14 hour livestream and your Fox News goon sesh. I joke about right or left wingers jerking off to Fox or CNN but I've never actually known one to do it.

 

[Easterling]

Its impressive that Ethan managed to pop a chub under the influence without the presence of a dusky swarthoid. Clearly a massive win for Ralphamales everywhere.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I was just watching yesterday the daddy Jim compilation shitting on ralph in 2022 literally how far he has fallen he went from 300-500 viewers to barely a hundred and from 300 dollars per day to barely making a 100 per day on a good day and sometimes making 0. From getting invited to various streams to be laughed at to nobody showing up or talking to him because he is that toxic that nobody will invite you anywhere even to laugh at you. From having women to fuck you for free to known prostitutes asking you to stop using their photos and calling you straight to your face fat and old . Ralph can't convince a Mexican hooker to fuck him or date him unless he pays double the rate .

Now to get donos he has to pop xannies on stream and openly offering to jerk off on steam. Lol

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Can't wait for the "Fuck KF festival" just like the Fuck Cozy Festival except no Godwinson, Pespic, Josh, Porsalin, Jaden, Baked, Styx, Grace Thorp....And broadcast to a whooping 150 viewers.

 

[break these cuffs]

Its impressive that Ethan managed to pop a chub under the influence without the presence of a dusky swarthoid. Clearly a massive win for Ralphamales everywhere.

He was jerking off to a woman who's birth name is Nimrata Rhandhawa. Gunt guards stay losing.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ralph sure loves his Indian/Paki women don't he?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

And trying to triangulate my position based on torta shops? First off, it ain't gonna work. Second off, like, just blatant fucking harassment. I mean, it's funny to hear, nobody's gonna cry for me, but like, and you know who did that Mary Jane, you know who did that. Do you know who I used to take to that same torta shop? I bet you do. Do you know who I used to take to that same Gojira, GOOOO-JIIII-RAAA sushi shop? I bet you do. do you think it's an accident that I took pictures at both of those places? I bet you know it wasn't an accident. Yeah."

Thanks for admitting you read the Farms retard. And it’s kind of funny to see Ralph try to convince Pantsu to come back to Mexico with Torta shops.

“Pantsu! Don’t you remember when we got tortas at the Mexican spot that had Godzilla on the wall? How we got tortas and we went back to the Airbnb and I screamed about Josh Moon’s penis?”