🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[TheLastFrogger]

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How does one look sad while masturbating?

dude really is dead inside

 

[buttmunch]

You must be pretty desperate.

I can only assume youve never caught a ralph OSU stream

 

[Smithfield Ham]

That's how you know a dude is dysfunctional. He'll jack off to Nikki Haley not doing anything sexual.

 

[Bowling Ally]

has been trying his hand taking shots

[titter]

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph is doing better than ever, as a matter of fact. Mentally and physically.

He was just practicing that new Tetris rolling technique so he could stay competitive on the leaderboards. The speed helps hone his infamously sharp wit that was recently on display when he destroyed Jaden.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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How does one look sad while masturbating?

Ralph was repeatedly and rhythmically testing the integrity of what he perceives, through his pig slits, as rock bottom. The sadness arises from the possibility of there being no new lows to conquer.

 

[Mr Darwin]

I'm surprised he's not jacking it to some weird degenerate porn. Ethan Ralph remains the purest sex offender.
TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!

 

[Dude Snakes]

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God damn Ethan you have low standards!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is doing better than ever, as a matter of fact. Mentally and physically.

He was just practicing that new Tetris rolling technique so he could stay competitive on the leaderboards. The speed helps hone his infamously sharp wit that was recently on display when he destroyed Jaden.

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I’d pay to see Ralph play Tetris lol he’s so bad at every Vidya

 

[Green Monster Can]

I’d pay to see Ralph play Tetris lol he’s so bad at every Vidya

waiting for ralph to read this and announce "The TETRISTHON TO OWN THE KIWIFARMS" just hoping anybody will pay to see him do anything at this point. "Oh course I know how to roll bitch! I'm gonna go for the world record!"

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

You know- I distinctly remember at one point in the prehistoric age when the #Killstream was a very popular IBS show- Metokur challenged Ralph to a livestreamed fight in Mortal Kombat and promptly kicked his ass. The terms of the victory was that if Ralph won- Metokur had to make a video saying how much he lusted after Bryan Dunn/KoP's dick pics- but if Metokur won (which he did) he had to start his show with an homage to DSP for a few episodes.

I distinctly remember during this time in the homage's Ralph very specifically mocked DSP for broadcasting himself masturbating live on air. If anyone has the clip it would be much appreciated...but my, oh how times have changed! It kind of reminds me of how during the initial popularity of the #Killstream, Ethan Ralph claimed that calling his fans the "Ralphamales" would be very "cringey"- and yet now he uses that term constantly. Alot of his former statements and positions have become inverted as time has passed, seemingly.

 

[MadStan]

Ralph finally received revenge porn - on himself, by himself. This guy is special, isn't he? It's almost divine intervention at this point to gift us this moment.

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph was repeatedly and rhythmically testing the integrity of what he perceives, through his pig slits, as rock bottom. The sadness arises from the possibility of there being no new lows to conquer.

Nah, he's still got some distance to fall. I'm still expecting a homeless arc.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

You know- I distinctly remember at one point in the prehistoric age when the #Killstream was a very popular IBS show- Metokur challenged Ralph to a livestreamed fight in Mortal Kombat and promptly kicked his ass. The terms of the victory was that if Ralph won- Metokur had to make a video saying how much he lusted after Bryan Dunn/KoP's dick pics- but if Metokur won (which he did) he had to start his show with an homage to DSP for a few episodes.

I distinctly remember during this time in the homage's Ralph very specifically mocked DSP for broadcasting himself masturbating live on air. If anyone has the clip it would be much appreciated...but my, oh how times have changed! It kind of reminds me of how during the initial popularity of the #Killstream, Ethan Ralph claimed that calling his fans the "Ralphamales" would be very "cringey"- and yet now he uses that term constantly. Alot of his former statements and positions have become inverted as time has passed, seemingly.

Here ya go my man:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-vs-mister-metokur-gator.111816/post-11815474

 

[Chad Holdenford]

It kind of reminds me of how during the initial popularity of the #Killstream, Ethan Ralph claimed that calling his fans the "Ralphamales" would be very "cringey"- and yet now he uses that term constantly.

Honestly, the term fits him to a tee. He is as appealing as a jetstream of vomit.

 

[Tablet County]

You must be pretty desperate.

I've received reports of online attacks on Ralph. There aren't enough xannieberries to go around, and the broke dick farmers are starting to get desperate. Your turn.

 

[GuntPatrol]

This is the final Straw, Keemstar needs to organize a Ralph V Hoosh MMA Event, so the score can be settled!

Main event at Ralphamania 3 for the international GWF (Gunt Wrestling Federation) title belt... The Gunt and Queen Keffals in a tag-team bout vs Cancer Man and The Slobber Mutt.

ngl it would be pretty clever if Haley paid off Ethan Ralph to "accidentally" have this leaked to boost her attention and have her perceived as attractive enough for an oversexed fat pig to jack off too, maybe I'm underrating her strengths as a candidate?

You might be on to something, DeSantis just suspended his campaign and endorsed Trump. He must've seen that Ralph was featured on Kiwi Farms jerking off to Nikki Haley, and realized, "it's so over bros."

 

[MadStan]

 

[AltisticRight]

...Can they even find it?

No.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

3 points closer to Total Internet Death. Let's Go Bills!