You know, homeless on the street corner with a sign is quicker (and better) money than what Ralph does.
He's nothing but a mildly more sophisticated street beggar. Yeah, like what kid would ever admit he's their father "Hey that's my dad, on the internet begging, dressed like he hasn't washed in a week, talking about date rape, licking ass and fucking hookers."
Gosh, the shame and humiliation these kids will have when they are older is tragic and they'll do anything to try and hide their shame. They should be allowed to change their names so they don't get laughed at school and picked on, and grow up resentful, lonely and aggressive - like their dad.