🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[SargonF00t]

Tardski only fought Salt Papi because the Pillroach refused to fight. He has zero rights to laugh at that event whatsoever because he's even more pathetic.

Tardski also showed his complete lack of boxing knowledge in taking that fight.

I had seen footage of Salt Papi well before the fight(and knew it was going to be Salt Papi by KO), and surely Warski must have seen it too, but he couldn't comprehend how much better Salt Papi obviously was than him.

I always get a chuckle thinking about how Keemstar didn't give a fuck having such a mismatch and putting Warski's health at risk.

 

[Um...]

wow first time seeing ralph in weeks, he's losing weight fast, it has to be meth or something right?

This is him minus the filters, just a few days ago

He’s still grotesquely, odiously obese.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

I always get a chuckle thinking about how Keemstar didn't give a fuck having such a mismatch and putting Warski's health at risk.

After suffering through Tardski's daily training updates on the show for months it was a bit satisfying to watch him get knocked the fuck out in seconds.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

After suffering through Tardski's daily training updates on the show for months it was a bit satisfying to watch him get knocked the fuck out in seconds.

True, but as retarded as Tardski is, he’s more of a man than Gunt will ever be because Tardski actually got in the ring and took his licks. Gunt talked about “dying in the arena”, he screamed and hollered about how tough he was, but at the end of the day like the coward he is he found a way to get out of it. Tardski didn’t. Tardski climbed in that ring and took his licks like a (untrained and outmatched) man.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Tardski climbed in that ring and took his licks like a (untrained and outmatched) man.

We are in total agreement on that. I'm not an Andy hater, he's like your semi-retarded kid brother that you can't help but love that does a lot of stupid shit all the time.

Ralph will never willingly initiate or walk into a fight in his life, he will only holler from a safe distance

 

[SargonF00t]

True, but as retarded as Tardski is, he’s more of a man than Gunt will ever be because Tardski actually got in the ring and took his licks. Gunt talked about “dying in the arena”, he screamed and hollered about how tough he was, but at the end of the day like the coward he is he found a way to get out of it. Tardski didn’t. Tardski climbed in that ring and took his licks like a (untrained and outmatched) man.

I honestly think a big part of why Ralph didn't want to box is because he would have had to take off his shirt and his Eldritch Horror of a body would become forever immortalised on the Internet by his haters.

He clearly was psychologically broken by his Gunt revealing itself, how would he cope with Quad Tits flopping around and God knows what other unimagined horrors he would have in store for people.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I think you're right

Same reason he keeps his shirt on in the pool always

 

[Scout Trooper]

If Wings and Ethan Ralph had a fight, Wings will win in 45 seconds.

https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=5&base_in=10&comp_ft=5&comp_in=1

Left: Wings; Right: Ralph



Wings would destroy Ralph.

 

[Franz Joseph]

We are in total agreement on that. I'm not an Andy hater, he's like your semi-retarded kid brother that you can't help but love that does a lot of stupid shit all the time.

Ralph will never willingly initiate or walk into a fight in his life, he will only holler from a safe distance

We saw what happens when he dose initiate, he got his ass beat by Dan in Portugal.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

wow first time seeing ralph in weeks, he's losing weight fast, it has to be meth or something right?

 

[alan thicke]

https://www.mrinitialman.com/OddsEnds/Sizes/sizes.html?base_ft=5&base_in=10&comp_ft=5&comp_in=1

Left: Wings; Right: Ralph

I had a quick go at making the proportions more realistic

 

[GuntPatrol]

True, but as retarded as Tardski is, he’s more of a man than Gunt will ever be because Tardski actually got in the ring and took his licks.

We are in total agreement on that. I'm not an Andy hater, he's like your semi-retarded kid brother that you can't help but love that does a lot of stupid shit all the time.

Yeah, I don't really see anything wrong with Warski, except being a retard... and loud/annoying... and Canadian... and Portuguese. Other than that, he's fine. He's a mensch compared to Ralph.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Yeah, I don't really see anything wrong with Warski, except being a retard... and loud/annoying... and Canadian... and Portuguese. Other than that, he's fine. He's a mensch compared to Ralph.

Lowtax is a mensch compared to Ralph. Thats how degenerate Gunt is. Lowtax flew to higher heights than Gunt, and sank to lower lows by the time it was all over but again, he was man enough to step in the ring and take his licks. Not that he dealt with it well afterwards, but he DID step in there and take his licks.

Thats how far down Gunt is. Fucking Warski is more of a man than him. Fucking Lowtax was a better man than him. Seriously, Boogie and Wings are better men than him. All four of these absolutely retarded individuals entered that ring knowing they were going to get punched in the mouth and they overcame their fear and found what it took within themselves to get in there anyway. That’s what’s what. They didn’t just TALK about it. They actually fucking DID IT. I don’t care how much of an absolute degenerate you are, I reserve the slightest bit of respect for ANY man willing to do that, and have NO respect whatsoever for a man who, given the chance after all his shittalking, takes the easy way out.

 

[AltisticRight]

I honestly think a big part of why Ralph didn't want to box is because he would have had to take off his shirt and his Eldritch Horror of a body would become forever immortalised on the Internet by his haters.

He clearly was psychologically broken by his Gunt revealing itself, how would he cope with Quad Tits flopping around and God knows what other unimagined horrors he would have in store for people.

I think it's honestly simpler than that. Ethan will exhibit his gunt for a mere $10 superchat, he'll do it for a grand.
He's just a puny pussy piggy. He knows tardski will rearrange his other orbital.

 

[Axiom.]

We saw what happens when he dose initiate, he got his ass beat by Dan in Portugal.

To be fair, Ralph was supposed to fight Cog but Cog needed his top to even it out. If Cog went by himself then it the fight would end with both of them flailing at each other

 

[Pale Empress]

Yeah, I don't really see anything wrong with Warski, except being a retard... and loud/annoying... and Canadian... and Portuguese. Other than that, he's fine. He's a mensch compared to Ralph.

Andy isn't actively malicious and vindictive, he wants to be liked and seeks approval. He's active in his niche and is outwardly totally amicable. Ralph is the complete opposite.

Andy could be a piece of shit in his private life, there's no way to tell because he's done a good job of separating online and offline since Kino Cadino started. Ralph, on the other hand, is totally consumed by his online life and exhibits every greasy, gnarled hair at any chance he gets, amd has done so since even the goobergate days.

Andy might be a lolcow, but Ralph is a laughing stock. Whatsmore, Ralph is a documented coward.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Andy isn't actively malicious and vindictive, he wants to be liked and seeks approval. He's active in his niche and is outwardly totally amicable. Ralph is the complete opposite.

Andy could be a piece of shit in his private life, there's no way to tell because he's done a good job of separating online and offline since Kino Cadino started. Ralph, on the other hand, is totally consumed by his online life and exhibits every greasy, gnarled hair at any chance he gets, amd has done so since even the goobergate days.

Andy might be a lolcow, but Ralph is a laughing stock. Whatsmore, Ralph is a documented coward.

Andy is pretty much the only sektur person who genuinly just wants to entertain people.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Andy could be a piece of shit in his private life, there's no way to tell

Andy released nudes of a that fridge body chick 3nheduanna for no reason on twitter, streamed CP on stream, openly cheated on pignead constantly, and did about 100 other really bad things publicly I haven't mentioned. I get it you're saying since Kino Casino but still, he's been a real POS.

Andy might be a lolcow, but Ralph is a laughing stock. Whatsmore, Ralph is a documented coward.

Andy had his twink BF nearly kill 3 dudes with a gun because he was afraid of getting in a fist fight.

 

[SargonF00t]

Andy is pretty much the only sektur person who genuinly just wants to entertain people.

It is a pity that he thinks forcing his stuttering on to people is entertaining.

 

[Telemeter]

Tardski also showed his complete lack of boxing knowledge in taking that fight.

I had seen footage of Salt Papi well before the fight(and knew it was going to be Salt Papi by KO), and surely Warski must have seen it too, but he couldn't comprehend how much better Salt Papi obviously was than him.

I always get a chuckle thinking about how Keemstar didn't give a fuck having such a mismatch and putting Warski's health at risk.

Another thing going against Warski is, he was already 34 in that fight and only trained for like, 6 months or so, going against a guy who was 27 and had been fighting semi-professionally for years.

It was a truly ridiculous mismatch.