🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Nod Flenders]

Spoiler: Found a pic of Ethan Ralph over the holidays.

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That can't be The Gunt. Not ugly or fat enough.

 

[Nate Higgers]

As a matter of fact to be quite honest I didn’t see any pictorial ebidence to indicate Ralph was high or drunk on his last stream.

As a matter of fact maybe it was US who was drunk and on xannyberries on that stream, bish!

 

[Rage Pig]

Can't wait to hear about Adam Green's views on Christianity,

this kind of fresh, riveting content

with a-list celebs about hot topics

like Christianity vs. paganism

can only be found

on the legendary KILLSTREAM.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

There will be hollering

Can't wait to hear about Adam Green's views on Christianity,

Will Ralph be sober enough to moderate this all time banger of a debate?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can I just say I hate performative masculinity. The smoking, the sunglasses… at least with muscles you have to put in work. You have to be a fat retard if you think just doing a few things make you masculine or cool.

But alas I forgot who we were talking about.

Will Ralph be sober enough to moderate this all time banger of a debate?

It would be a return to Klassic Keelstream Kontent format with Ralph silently pilled out while his guests just go at it unmoderated until he sobers up just enough to holler between quests.

 

[AnOminous]

But alas I forgot who we were talking about.

He loves shoving things into his mouth that are bigger than his own dick.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Mexico has lots of donkeys.

Can't wait to hear about Adam Green's views on Christianity,
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this kind of fresh, riveting content
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with a-list celebs about hot topics
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like Christianity vs. paganism
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can only be found
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on the legendary KILLSTREAM.
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If only he could get a big, noticeable name--like Nick Rekieta. That would really bump up his numbers! That way he could prove his journalistic acumen, and show the haters how sober he is!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He loves shoving things into his mouth that are bigger than his own dick.

Bigger than Ralph's dick? That could be almost anything!

 

[Drama Trauma]

Can I just say I hate performative masculinity. The smoking, the sunglasses… at least with muscles you have to put in work. You have to be a fat retard if you think just doing a few things make you masculine or cool.

But alas I forgot who we were talking about.

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It would be a return to Klassic Keelstream Kontent format with Ralph silently pilled out while his guests just go at it unmoderated until he sobers up just enough to holler between quests.

This is one of the cheapest cigars you can get all around the world: Casa de Garcia, Connecticut, Robusto, one cigar goes around 2,5 - 4,5 USD if I'm correct, maybe much cheaper in Mexico.

 

[Rage Pig]

First show since July 4th, 1 hour in, 264 viewers, $9 donations - the Ralphamale can't stop winning, can't abort the retard.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Can I just say I hate performative masculinity. The smoking, the sunglasses… at least with muscles you have to put in work. You have to be a fat retard if you think just doing a few things make you masculine or cool.

But alas I forgot who we were talking about.

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It would be a return to Klassic Keelstream Kontent format with Ralph silently pilled out while his guests just go at it unmoderated until he sobers up just enough to holler between quests.

EOR do love a BBC in his mouth.

 

[Pale Empress]

Bloodsports has been a dead format for half a decade, nobody gives a fuck. Sure it could probably be milked, but Ralph obviously doesn't "get" what made IBS successful. People want spastics screaming at each other and publicly making fools of themselves, not irrelevant larpers arguing about religion like it's 2008.

Clinging to Internet Bloodsports and proudly using it as a marketing buzzword in 2024 (six years after it peaked in popularity for a few months in 2018 ) is so cringe and gay.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

First show since July 4th, 1 hour in, 264 viewers, $9 donations - the Ralphamale can't stop winning, can't abort the retard.
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The phone he lost must have been the one for fake donos

 

[AncientPhosphur]

da keelstream is cancelled until Ralph orders an Uber for it to go to its life saving dialysis

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

did that bitch bend the knee and offer to suck the memphis mamba? assuming so since nobody is posting about the show

 

[Rage Pig]

da keelstream is cancelled until Ralph orders an Uber for it to go to its life saving dialysis

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He also apologizes to Chrissie Mayr in this video, one day after cucking on his promised bloodsport stream with the Colonel Kurtz girl. Pathetic beta male behavior, he should drop the Ralphamale facade.
Also in this video, he's bragging about hitting the goal 74 times in a row, then goes on to rattle his tin cup at Imholte. Where did the money go, piggy?

Sunburn could've been avoided.

 

[Um...]

Also in this video, he's bragging about hitting the goal 74 times in a row, then goes on to rattle his tin cup at Imholte.

All you have to do is look at his life to see how broke he is. Where he lives (a third world slum,) what he does (basically nothing,) where he goes (Messico City for a struggle ‘vacation,’ in the poor people’s section

and to run from a hurricane, a poor people’s ghetto beach for another struggle ‘vacation,’

some dusty Mayan ruins, California once to “see mah suuuuhn,”) and who he hangs out with (no one. His mexican hooker dumped him once the money ran out.) Little bitch has nothing and no one.

Where did the money go, piggy?

Good question. Where is the money?
(Answer: there is none.)

 

[3MMA]

Superchat says, “Drop an’ gimme ten.” Next thing you know, Ralpha drops & gives ten push-ups. Bish. From todays Killstream: Ralph Challenges Imholte, etc:

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Superchat says, “Drop an’ gimme ten.” Next thing you know, Ralpha drops & gives ten push-ups. Bish. From todays Killstream: Ralph Challenges Imholte, etc:
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"He thinks he's a heel, but..."
HOLY SHIT, NO ONE THINKS LIFE IS WRASSLIN EXCEPT YOU PIGGY

 

[Muppetstudios]

First show since July 4th, 1 hour in, 264 viewers, $9 donations - the Ralphamale can't stop winning, can't abort the retard.
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At least DSP has his girlfriend/wife (can't remember if he's married) to work a real job to pay the bills. Ralph is all alone so that $9 is his torta money for the day, how will he pay rent?