🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Die For Me! said:
Ralph started the show an hour late to perfect his combover and put horse glue in his hair to keep everything in place. Unfortunately for Ralph, his bald spot is already documented:

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Suffah Pig! :lit:
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Look here and listen, alog. He wet his hair to make his hair darker and that is just a grey patch that's much greyer because his hair is wet. What don't you get about that, alog?
Rage Pig said:
It usually takes around 3 hours until he reaches peak viewership, don't forget that his remaining audience is mentally handicapped.
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242 now, he'll get around 350 today. Showed his beautiful hair to early.
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I haven't watched the KEELSTREAM since Knoxville, but why and when did he switch to middle of the day streams? I know he was doing twoadays for a bit with Tequila Sunrise, but the only rationale I can find is to catch the NEET paypiggies.
 
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We are now on our third power outage today, goal has not been met yet and before the stream died again Ralph said he wouldn't be counting this stream "on technicality" :story: Capture.PNG
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph discloses the Ralphacreditdebt: $60,000 in student debt, $25,000 for the Ralphatruck. He will not be paying any of it back:
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Did he not also mention another $15k in Playstation Credit Card debt?

I imagine these numbers are all out of date, and Ralph has simply stopped checking what they are since he is refusing to pay any of them.

My guess is this is the real reason he is refusing to go back to the USA, and why he is hiding in a tin shack in Merida. If he ever goes back to the USA and sets up a permanent residence, his creditors will be lubed up and coming for that ass.

Maybe he could bankruptcy the car and credit card debt away - but those student loans, unpaid for approaching two decades now are always going to be there.

Fat piggy laughs about not paying them back. He's in financial exile lmao.
 
an hour and a half of radio silence from the gunt, nothing on his twitter either since the bad weather has aborted him. Did he take an emergency anger nap? is his phone dead as well? how long will this power outage last? Lets take a look at the forecast to see how long god might be felting the killstream:
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Well at least now maybe he can find some time to pickup Sandra? Suffah Pig! :lit:
 
Die For Me! said:
an hour and a half of radio silence from the gunt, nothing on his twitter either since the bad weather has aborted him. Did he take an emergency anger nap? is his phone dead as well? how long will this power outage last? Lets take a look at the forecast to see how long god might be felting the killstream:
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Well at least now maybe he can find some time to pickup Sandra? Suffah Pig! :lit:
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As a former benzo addicted dummy I can honestly say he may be taking a 48+ hour nap. Feels good to be pill free for 20 years.
 
Die For Me! said:
an hour and a half of radio silence from the gunt, nothing on his twitter either since the bad weather has aborted him. Did he take an emergency anger nap? is his phone dead as well? how long will this power outage last? Lets take a look at the forecast to see how long god might be felting the killstream:
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Well at least now maybe he can find some time to pickup Sandra? Suffah Pig! :lit:
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Uh oh. Ralph can't afford missing streams like this.
 
GettrGriftr said:
Damn right. Cuz everyone knows that this kind of man just drips testosterone and is smashing more box than any of you haydurs and ayylawgs could even dream of.

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Unironically yes, these accountants and university professors were such nerds in their twenties that they obsess like Russel "the face" Greer. Once they achieve some status and aquire a bit of money they build a sex dungeon like Balldo. The world is full of weirdos, and the ones that do not have an obvious hobby are the people to watch out for.


By the way the "better lover and high testosterone" is just the cope that all bald men use
 
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WHERE DID THE HAIR GOOOOO (OOOOOOO) WHERE DID THE HAIR GOOOOOO
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The song gets better with each passing year as Bimmy's hairline rapidly recedes.

Ethan went from being "imma ball til I fucking die" to watching his diet, taking medication for his various problems, and complaining about everything like a sad resentful cat lady, all while insisting that he's still cool, fresh, and 'hip' with it.

Good thing his tits are massive, you wouldn't blame someone for confusing his show with Anisa's.
 
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