🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sam Losco]

Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".

 

[Retink Retunk]

lol he fell out of his chair... so many bottles clanking

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He's ready and waiting for Robert O'Neill.

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph passed out and all we have is his breathing and a restreamer doing tts over this

 

[Sneedmiser]

So that's why the Bay Area felt a 3.3 tremor earlier this afternoon.

 

[EggImpregnator]

This is the funniest thing Ralph has done in months. I've been laughing at that vid for like 20 minutes. The way his legs fly up and the bottles clank. Its cartoonishly funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sober by the way.

 

[mindlessobserver]

God's plan. Tax free. Etc.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

That Feaser picture is perfect for the scene.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!

Jesus Christ. Again? How many times do we after to go over this...

When there's too much gunt for the gunt god, and not enough maker's mark for the maker's mark throne, proportions get out of whack and the excess gunt causes the Maker's Mark throne to collapse. It's that simple. Just prop it up more with some empty Maker's Mark bottles and this'll stop happening...

 

[Law]

"Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up"

Gross, sad.

to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".

The funniest fucking thing I have seen this week.
Sides? Massacred.

 

[Elysian]

Anyone know anything about this seismic event?

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We need to start rating Pillstream events like this on the Nick-ter Scale.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

How quickly that election day W has turned into a pillstream L. Love to see it

 

[Elysian]

I need a version with this sound effect. Literally Looney Tunes in real life.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Feature worthy Ralphamale events have gone from "Ralph shared a sex tape of himself and the fat teenage girl he knocked up" to "Ralph fell out of his chair again and bottles.wav was heard".

Fat people falling out of chairs has always been and will always be peak comedy.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

: EVEN MAH CHAIR IS AYLAWGING ME BISH! FUCK BEIN NICE FUCK THIS SHIEET!

 

[DSP for president 2032]

How many of them are full piss bottles?

I'm surprised I'm not seeing anybody say this yet. Those are his PISS BOTTLES, the bottles that he pisses in. The moment he knocked them over, the smell of his dehydrated alcoholic piss started filling his crack shack. We're lucky we don't have smell-o-vision.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

He looks like a weathered sea captain

 

[Xev]

That Lords of Acid song was the cherry on top

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Good god I had to look up the previous chair fall, back in 2022 (it's almost scary that it's been two years between broken chairs) and the amount of deterioration of Ralph between those times is honestly terrifying, if it were someone I cared for.
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We should start making bets here on when he's gonna croak. I think a year and a half from now he'll die.

Tommy Tooter will outlive him for sure.