🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Haru Okumura said:
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Well Haru, you wanted in the game?
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The IRL video Ralph filmed was over a period of two days, about 2 weeks ago. (He references being Day 8 on his 'sober streak', as of the time I'm making this post it would be day 22). He trots around a shopping district holding his selfie stick up like telescope from a submarine that way people don't get the impression he's 5'1.

Day 2 footage he gets lost for about 20 minutes while on his way to the Cathedral. All the commentary comes to a trickle as he references his GPS app, which Ralph states several time is backwards from his perspective. He arrives at the church after some backtracking and is immediately scolded for wearing a hat in a church.

There are some funny Ralphisms here and there, but it's overall very boring.
 
Persona 5 avatars sodomised Ethan Ralph behind an Arby's in 1980. :(

Die For Me! said:
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Die For Me! said:
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Sassy little piggy.
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Enhance!
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Can you imagine the hoof enchanted with the spirit of Ronnie sealed in this gunted horcrux going anywhere near your orifices, BISH?
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The ayelawgs will pay!
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I wasn't sure where to ask this so sorry if it is in the wrong place, and sorry if it was considered before. I was thinking about all the iconic Ralph moments, and how many of them get lost or forgotten about. Would a 'Greatest Hits' thread be a good idea, where people post best-of moments from Ralph, clips like "Sorry Gatah!", "Are you gonna holler over me!", stuff like that? To prevent reposting media that is already here maybe just link to the post where it was posted first. Trying to find a lot of the moments over the years can be difficult considering how long the original Ralph thread is, not even considering this thread or the Twitter thread.
 
I don't want this video being lost to time. Null chasing Ethan Ralph down from the movie "Observe and Report" will always be one of my favourite works.
 
Ralph received a phone call yesterday on his show. For some unknown reason, he decided to answer it immediately instead of ignoring it or going into a different room like he usually does. It was a Mexican number, and the man, who spoke Spanish, appeared to be incredibly angry at Ralph.

Ralph answers his phone (0:35), the man, who sounds to be at least middle aged can be heard saying Hello (0:40), he begins speaking, but is incomprehensible (0:45), Ralph ends the call (1:10), Ralph claims to understand some of what was said, and states there were insults (1:50), "and then i just did the translate and i was like oh it is what i thought it was, i was like idk... like... I had not had any. There's no reason for anyone to call me and say that" (2:20), Ralph does what any rational human being would do in this situation, and decided to message him back "fuck you" (3:05), Ralph sends the final draft "Fuck you, I understood that faggot lets see if you understand this 😆" (4:20), The angry caller responds with ".i." (5:10), Ralph retorts with "Why are you even calling me mother fucker?" (5:30), Ralph also retorts that he added "i don't know you" (9:05)

After a lot of thinking, i believe I know what this call is about. I believe the caller is the owner of the avocado house he formerly resided in that he made his address on his recent court filings. I believe that some unknown group or individual gay-lawgs sent door dash orders or something alike to the house en-masse believing he currently resided there. The "i had not had any" remark, was probably a response of the caller asking if he was drunk / high.
There's also potential for it to be the current father or brother of the Senorita he is currently obsessed with, but that is unlikely since Ralph has not had the balls to give her his number yet.
The final, funniest but most unlikely person, would be a drug dealer of some kind that has been fueling his recent methed up appearances, and is as we speak coating rubber tires in kerosene for an upcoming pigroast.
 
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Ralph answers his phone (0:35), the man, who sounds to be at least middle aged can be heard saying Hello (0:40), he begins speaking, but is incomprehensible (0:45), Ralph ends the call (1:10), Ralph claims to understand some of what was said, and states there were insults (1:50), "and then i just did the translate and i was like oh it is what i thought it was, i was like idk... like... I had not had any. There's no reason for anyone to call me and say that" (2:20), Ralph does what any rational human being would do in this situation, and decided to message him back "fuck you" (3:05), Ralph sends the final draft "Fuck you, I understood that faggot lets see if you understand this 😆" (4:20), The angry caller responds with ".i." (5:10), Ralph retorts with "Why are you even calling me mother fucker?" (5:30), Ralph also retorts that he added "i don't know you" (9:05)
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I wish he had the other side of the conversation so I could hear the spanish. Would be interesting to see what was actually said
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
if there's one thing I know, it's that Mexican people love being insulted by unarmed gringos and always respond in civilized, proportional ways.
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You'd think Ralph would know this since he's such a big wrasslin' fan that he turned his life into spectacle. Does he think Latino Heat was a gimmick?
 
Seems like a great idea to antagonize random angry Mexicans just to prove how much of a keyboard warrior badass you are to your 20 people audience.

I know Ralph has Teflon Tard luck wit this type of shit, but at some point it will run out.
Besides it would be a pretty pathetic end for Ralph to just disappear without anyone (except whatever random Mexicans he pissed off) ever knowing what the hell happened to him.
 
Insanely Retarded said:
Seems like a great idea to antagonize random angry Mexicans just to prove how much of a keyboard warrior badass you are to your 20 people audience.

I know Ralph has Teflon Tard luck wit this type of shit, but at some point it will run out.
Besides it would be a pretty pathetic end for Ralph to just disappear without anyone (except whatever random Mexicans he pissed off) ever knowing what the hell happened to him.
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Has he though? He got his face rearranged permanently, got his ass kicked again, probably a third time when he hurt his hip. Seems like he fucks around and finds out quite a bit.
 
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