🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
if there's one thing I know, it's that Mexican people love being insulted by unarmed gringos and always respond in civilized, proportional ways.
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You'd think Ralph would know this since he's such a big wrasslin' fan that he turned his life into spectacle. Does he think Latino Heat was a gimmick?
 
Seems like a great idea to antagonize random angry Mexicans just to prove how much of a keyboard warrior badass you are to your 20 people audience.

I know Ralph has Teflon Tard luck wit this type of shit, but at some point it will run out.
Besides it would be a pretty pathetic end for Ralph to just disappear without anyone (except whatever random Mexicans he pissed off) ever knowing what the hell happened to him.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
Seems like a great idea to antagonize random angry Mexicans just to prove how much of a keyboard warrior badass you are to your 20 people audience.

I know Ralph has Teflon Tard luck wit this type of shit, but at some point it will run out.
Besides it would be a pretty pathetic end for Ralph to just disappear without anyone (except whatever random Mexicans he pissed off) ever knowing what the hell happened to him.
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Has he though? He got his face rearranged permanently, got his ass kicked again, probably a third time when he hurt his hip. Seems like he fucks around and finds out quite a bit.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Has he though? He got his face rearranged permanently, got his ass kicked again, probably a third time when he hurt his hip. Seems like he fucks around and finds out quite a bit.
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He's got the fuck around part down pat, but the finding out? He's never learned a lesson in his fat, porcine life.

Look at his face in the video where he's getting his ass kicked in Lisbon a second time. He's totally befuddled. He has no idea how what Past Ralph did is connected to what Present Ralph is experiencing. He's a wigger supreme.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's got the fuck around part down pat, but the finding out? He's never learned a lesson in his fat, porcine life.

Look at his face in the video where he's getting his ass kicked in Lisbon a second time. He's totally befuddled. He has no idea how what Past Ralph did is connected to what Present Ralph is experiencing. He's a wigger supreme.
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Well, he seemed to know how bad things could be whenever the dude asked about his name in Minnesota... That wasn't the actions of a brave little piglet. It was a shuddering hog.
 
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deeman said:
Well, he seemed to know how bad things could be whenever the dude asked about his name in Minnesota... That wasn't the actions of a brave little piglet. It was a shuddering hog.
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I'm sure he pissed himself in both events. Hard to say because according to other ooperators stale urine is his signature scent.

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12/7/24 - Ralph Puts in Overtime Defending Pedophiles, Dodges Hypocrisy with French Toast Crunch
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Ralph began the show and immediately had tech issues with his camera freezing and had to restart the stream. When he returned, he opened his show by making fun of an old picture of Metokurs wife, stating that there's a new top gunt in the sektur (0:20), and somehow manages to quote metokurs tweets despite supposedly having him blocked (1:05) Ralph fails to pronounce his rehearsed thesaurus word of the day (1:30):

Ralph calls the people monitoring his payments doobid (0:00), Ralph flips the camera 2 birds (0:20), "Formerly Fat Fuck" states that he may open a payment plan just to spite a-logs (0:55), Ralph is waiting to pay because he wants to see people sperg about it (4:00), "Your reverse trolling trash is not going to work" (4:20), "I'm literally going to wait to the last minute now and probably put it on a payment plan just to see you fucks sperg about it" (4:25), Ralph states everyone watching should kill themselves during the holiday season so their families have "the maximum tragedy available" (4:50), Ralph preludes his pedo defense segment by agreeing with someone in chat that Melton is actually playing 5d chess and baiting gay-logs into believing he is a pedophile (6:15)

Ralph corrects the record about claims that he wants to stick his thumbs up @Haru Okumura asshole by stating that is what Haru wants Ralph to do to them (0:00), The Karen Farms, and in extension all women, only think about rape (1:30), "I don't think about rape!" (2:00), Ralph has spotted Haru posting about rape 3,000 times (3:00):

@AltisticRight has now joined the ranks of @Die For Me! and @Haru Okumura as suspected fat, ugly cunts who post on Kiwi Farms (0:00), "...or just trannys" (0:25), Ralph recounts the epiphany he had as he slowly put the pieces together and realized @Haru Okumura is a whore (0:50), Ralph once again states that there should be no laws against revenge porn, and that it's unconstitutional (3:10)

Ralph plays video ebadaaance of Meltons pedophillic "joke" about molesting children until they climax, Ralph states he's "not buying it" and that it is clearly a joke (0:00), Ralph states he doesn't jump to conclusions and call people pedophiles outright, simply states they are merely "misguided" or "doobid" (2:20), Ralph states he wouldn't make pedophilic jokes since it would open the doors to people calling him a pedophile (3:05), Ralphs litmus test of whether or not a rape threat is a rape threat is if the accused is in jail, which Melton is not (4:50)

Ralph literally tugging at his collar having to find ways to defend Meltons jokes (1:50), Ralph pretending to care about the kids (2:30), Ralph starts looking up French Toast Crunch and screaming he can get it on Tuesday to stop the audience from listening to Meltons drivel (4:55), Ralph still dodging the video with French Toast Crunch discussion (6:15), Ralph retorts that because Null and Kino Casino are after Melton, he just naturally believes they [Null] are full of shit (9:00), Ralph suddenly doesn't want to watch anymore clips of Melton (10:20), Ralph refuses to watch the cupholder clip because it is 13 seconds long (10:55), "I'm not gonna call the guy a pedophile! Others do that, but I don't do that, like I don't think Vitos a pedophile either" (11:20), Comedians are allowed more leeway with pedophilia because they are comedians (14:10)

For those who have not seen the cupholder clip, here it is in its entirety, complete with the supposed comedian rolling his eyes back into his head in ecstasy after stating a childs vagina can be used as a cup holder:


Hours later into the show, Ralph would make a joke about how good he is finding "younger versions" of women online:

bonus clips:
Ralph has 2 real women in his chat, geeks out:

Ralph singing about himself in the second-person:

Ralph performed another jig on his show. Unfortunately for him however, he wore a bright shirt today, which would reveal how far his tube-sock breasts are sagging + some erect nipple action:

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Die For Me! said:
suspected fat, ugly cunts who post on Kiwi Farms (0:00),
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@theralph
You're one of us.
A fat, ugly cunt. Who is also womanly. 💅💅 Sassy little piggy with quadruple titties.
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Look at your stinky hat, forcibly strapped to the last two tabs there where your balding melon head protrudes like a this pokemon. 1733792626755.png

To think about it, you're more BALD.
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How sad and shameful.

AltisticRight said:
Can the RALPHAMALE get any gayer? Find out on the next KEELSTREAM baybeh.
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He can.
 
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