🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Butwhythough2]

I didn't know where to put this so I guess I'll put it here and in his twitter thread. "Ralph Says" A Jane's Addiction parody song. ITs pretty rough around the edges, I'll go back over it some time and clean up the hick ups

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Ralph just feels so old and tired. Even when he tries to hellfire and brimstone shit up it still comes across as the exhausted squealing of a dying pig.

I don't think the ol Ralphamale got too many years left on him.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Ralph just feels so old and tired. Even when he tries to hellfire and brimstone shit up it still comes across as the exhausted squealing of a dying pig.
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I don't think the ol Ralphamale got too many years left on him.

There's just no fire anymore, his arm flailing is so flaccid, doing the fake indoor screaming like a kid that doesn't wanna wake up his parents, Ralph get back on the coke this isn't cutting it

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

There's just no fire anymore, his arm flailing is so flaccid, doing the fake indoor screaming like a kid that doesn't wanna wake up his parents, Ralph get back on the coke this isn't cutting it

It's way past time for the cripple pig to fuck off and die in a third world shithole like CRP. Maybe little Ralph can fade into history as CRP2, CoachRagePill.

 

[Die For Me!]

12/11/24
Adolwulf, Ralphs top paypig, was apparently having a bad day and donated angsty metal music to ease his woes. What he was upset about is unknown, as Ralphs chat that is on the screen is purely cosmetic, and purposefully too small to read so potential troll messages cannot be imprinted onto his replays:

Whatever it was, it appears to be pretty bad, as Adolwulf is now guilty of the most heinous sin a follower of the prophet Dax Herrera could ever do... Thirst over a fat chick!

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While doing some holiday shopping (for himself) and buying shirts with graphic prints on them to hide his erect nipples, Ralph is shocked that Amazons recommended accessories included a makeup bag:

Ralph shows off his pink sippy cup to btfo claims from the rotten tooth man that he's too poor to drink purified water (0:00), Someone in his chat tells him to get something that isn't a girly pink, Ralph responds that it was free and doesn't give a fuck (4:00), Ralph states he wishes it was red today because he is dressed up like a "blood" (4:45)

Ralph begins reading an article about the woman who slept with 100 men in a single day (0:00), After reading, Ralph agrees with the journalist that Onlyfans is bad, but only because there's so much more free porn on the internet (3:20), Ralph does not feel sorry for her because now she can "flip the script" (WWE term) and make millions of dollars being an advocate against prostitution (4:45)

The maximum amount of time Ralph can wait before sloppily eating and fucking a vagina that was used by another male is only a single day:

Ralphs only concern while watching the documentary was when he heard that some of the men were not given the full 5 minutes, and even worse, some of them didn't cum "False advertising ass bitch, what's the agency that handles that in the UK? We need to get this bitch put in jail":

Ralph made the balldo meme "(pats chest) me, king of the sektur (more chest pats) that was me, i did that" (0:10), Ralph states he made the sektur meme and the balldo meme in the same holler (0:20), Ralph states he made all of these memes, and that fanfic farms and josh moon are recycling his material (2:40)

Ralph performs a jig and shows off his bling (0:00), stopped wearing it in public after Senorita told him to be careful flashing it (1:20)

Ralph answers another call on his show, this time about his arm (0:00), Ralph spills the spaghetti yet again having to stutter out the words that he's too retarded to learn Spanish (0:20), Ralph says it's completely normal to have a crush on a Nurse who you pay to assist you with your injuries (2:00), Ralph knows he's too much of a disgusting hunchbacked pig monster to ask her out (3:00), Ralph is going to give her lots of money as well (3:50), Ralph claims the Senorita said his pronunciation/accent is good, immediately gets felted by Google (9:00)

Despite owing his entire career to media giants like CNN and FOX, Ralph would become extremely irate that a recent FOX News interview was behind a paywall (0:00), "I wouldn't buy [FOX Nation] to see Jesus Christ" (0:25), "Somebody on Bitchute just steal that and post it so I can watch it!" (0:35), Ralph reiterates that the content he restreams and stares at all day is terrible, and that you would have to be brainless to pay for it (2:25)

ralph compares the fake and gay politicians to the fake and gay WWE:

bonus clips:
Ralph deploys thumb attack!:

Ralph claims he can makeup for multiple men for the upcoming 1,000 men challenge, compares his cum refueling abilities to starting a lawnmower:

A part of Ralphs daycare Physical Therapy routine was identifying Gators from Crocodiles on flash cards:

 

[Drama Fan]

Ethan Ralph's cologne dox (financed at 25% APR)

 

[HackerX]

Ralph made the balldo meme "(pats chest) me, king of the sektur (more chest pats) that was me, i did that" (0:10), Ralph states he made the sektur meme and the balldo meme in the same holler (0:20), Ralph states he made all of these memes, and that fanfic farms and josh moon are recycling his material (2:40)

I always love how jolly he gets when discussing how he coined the term "sektur". The sektur is a collective of brain damaged ZZZ-tier grifters on the Internet, and Ralph managed to succinctly provide a label for it. All the while, proclaiming himself king of said brain damaged retards.

Tl;Dr, Nigga, it not a meme. It's a way to describe a flavor of retard on the Internet.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I always love how jolly he gets when discussing how he coined the term "sektur". The sektur is a collective of brain damaged ZZZ-tier grifters in the Internet, and Ralph managed to succinctly provide a label for it. All the while, proclaiming himself king of said brain damaged retards.

Tl;Dr, Nigga, it not a meme. It's a way to describe a flavor of retard on the Internet.

It was because he got made fun of it for calling it the sphere (like sphere of influence), because of the fat jokes, so pivoted to sector to avoid the all the fat jokes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I always love how jolly he gets when discussing how he coined the term "sektur". The sektur is a collective of brain damaged ZZZ-tier grifters in the Internet, and Ralph managed to succinctly provide a label for it. All the while, proclaiming himself king of said brain damaged retards.

Tl;Dr, Nigga, it not a meme. It's a way to describe a flavor of retard on the Internet.

The reason everyone calls it the sektur was that he was screaming like a retard when he was saying it and as the sektur goes, retarded shit catches on.

 

[hawkisnight]

It was because he got made fun of it for calling it the sphere (like sphere of influence), because of the fat jokes, so pivoted to sector to avoid the all the fat jokes.

It all comes back to the gunt.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

It's way past time for the cripple pig to fuck off and die in a third world shithole like CRP. Maybe little Ralph can fade into history as CRP2, CoachRagePill.

How did you missed very obvious one? It's CoachRagePig

 

[FiveStarAce]

It was because he got made fun of it for calling it the sphere (like sphere of influence), because of the fat jokes, so pivoted to sector to avoid the all the fat jokes.

Let's be real, it's a knock-off of "ze public space" from potato masher JF

 

[Die For Me!]

#SekturBowlWatch
Despite the Killstream [is] Cool Chiefs (a team that is most definitely not a bunch of frauds that are matched against the worst teams in the NFL) being undefeated this season (except when they got their asses kicked by the Buffalo "Harry Morris" Bills) the Chiefs would have to sacrifice their Quarterback to defeat a team that is now 3-11.
The Chief's QB would receive a felt to the right ankle during the last quarter of the game, the injury has left his status for playing during week 16 questionable:

Meanwhile, the #MorrisMafia would win their game against the Detroit Lions, a team that is leading the entire NFC


The Kanses City Chiefs would like you to know that they are doing a cross promotion with the Kino Casino, and are selling knitted KC hats with FELT stitched to the front:

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Some of you may be questioning if it's fitted for both humans and 5 foot hunchbacked pig monsters. The answer to that is yes!

It even comes with new Abscond-O-Vision Technology so you don't have to see your QB get sacked / fall onto the ground in pain and agony anymore, uh-mayzin!
Use promocode: TAXFR33 for up to 51% off shipping and handling!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

don't even try to play these games because we all know Mahomes will make a miraculous recovery and the Chiefs will win another SB on a series of close/improbably dubs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

After all that hollering about pleading guilty and paying the court Ralph isn't traveling to San Diego to see his only son Xander for Christmas? Sad, pathetic....

 

[AltisticRight]

The Kanses City Chiefs would like you to know that they are doing a cross promotion with the Kino Casino, and are selling knitted KC hats with FELT stitched to the front:

This looks chintzy as fuck.

 

[JustStopDude]

After all that hollering about pleading guilty and paying the court Ralph isn't traveling to San Diego to see his only son Xander for Christmas? Sad, pathetic....

Do you really want that little boy's Xmas ruined by a drunk Ralphamale?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

After all that hollering about pleading guilty and paying the court Ralph isn't traveling to San Diego to see his only son Xander for Christmas? Sad, pathetic....

Hey Christmas is a week away. If Ralph leaves now for his usual travel time he can just make it

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do you really want that little boy's Xmas ruined by a drunk Ralphamale?

Not particularly but the nonsense leading up to and after the visit is always entertaining.

 

[JAKL II]

Hey Christmas is a week away. If Ralph leaves now for his usual travel time he can just make it

Unfortunately he has the Retarded Passport and will no doubt try to flex about being able to fly direct again.