🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Viktor_Suvorov]

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t Guntgate in a January too?

Every January, Piggertits always spirals in such an epic fashion. Last year he relapsed and sperged the hell out. This year doubly so. Something about January reminds Ralph of his advancing age, his increasingly failed show losing out, and the fact he can’t see his children.

And then every summer he has to take an awful vacation where he always gets horrifically injured somehow

 

[The Terrible Johnson]

2025 will be the year of the Ralphamale even if it isn't year of the pig

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

The mental decline may take a while still to hit rock bottom but I for one am so looking forward to the alcohol induced early onset dementia posts in Ralph's future. Not a friend or relative in sight to stop him from arguing on X with his deceased mother about a ride to dialysis. It will be wild, he has no one within 1,000 miles of him who gives a shit about his wellbeing.

 

[MadStan]

Again, Ralph takes what a normal
Person would see as a loss and he calls it a win. That’s right folks, hitting someone and getting extorted for $5000 is a win. Just like when he has to pay a fine for his contempt of court - a total win.

It’s been so long since success visited Ralph that he has to now invent ways of winning after he does something stupid where he still suffers but not as badly as he could have.

If you feel like jumping off a bridge and brag that you only broke 10 bones instead of being killed, that’s a Ralphism.

 

[Waifu Days]

Again, Ralph takes what a normal
Person would see as a loss and he calls it a win. That’s right folks, hitting someone and getting extorted for $5000 is a win. Just like when he has to pay a fine for his contempt of court - a total win.

It’s been so long since success visited Ralph that he has to now invent ways of winning after he does something stupid where he still suffers but not as badly as he could have.

If you feel like jumping off a bridge and brag that you only broke 10 bones instead of being killed, that’s a Ralphism.

"I deny reality despite what you may think, does that make you mad? Suffa!"

 

[74164978231]

Its like a trail cam of a wild boar rooting for truffles.

Its like watching some footage of the deep sea when a rando abyssal horror slowly swims by the camera.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Again, Ralph takes what a normal
Person would see as a loss and he calls it a win. That’s right folks, hitting someone and getting extorted for $5000 is a win. Just like when he has to pay a fine for his contempt of court - a total win.

It’s been so long since success visited Ralph that he has to now invent ways of winning after he does something stupid where he still suffers but not as badly as he could have.

If you feel like jumping off a bridge and brag that you only broke 10 bones instead of being killed, that’s a Ralphism.

Yeah a Ralph victory is falling into a pile of diarrhea and not getting any in your mouth

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Last night, Milo went on with Jesse from Podawful. It was a multi-hour interview, honestly was pretty entertaining from start to finish. Milo was in his car for the beginning, then was walking around his house for a few hours, basically showing off his whole house if people want to go through it. I will upload the relevant sections of the interview to the Fuentes and Dick threads, but I have the Ralph section here. It is around 20 minutes, parts are rather rambling. I didn't feel like making a bunch of clips so I made 1 clip and just timestamped interesting sections.

• 00:00-03:00 - Intro of the Ralph section, Milo messing around with his cat (some designer breed?) and rambling. Milo says that Ralph was his least promising protégé, but he still has "immense love" for ralph.
• 03:00-03:30 - Jesse pulls up the video of naked ralph, Milo calls him piggertits again and mentions how bad he looks.
• 04:20-06:00 - Milo: "You are trying to get me to say something bad about Ralph by showing me the surface of mars." Milo doesn't want people to hate on Ralph on Twitter. Jesse brings up the infamous 'Mt. Rushmore' gamergate picture, Milo concedes that Ralph's skull image should be modified with 3 tits.
• 06:30-06:55 - Milo: "You can't get me to say something bad about a man I love." Milo says the Twitter fight was a family dispute, family fights sometimes.
• 06:55-07:49 - Milo gives a fake eulogy for Ralph's death.
• 08:00-09:00 - "I can't talk about Ralph anymore, it's too painful." "During my career I tried to lift everyone else up after me, the only person I couldn't lift was Ethan Ralph"
• 09:00-09:50 - Milo tries to make a basketball analogy with 'alley-oops,' not realizing that it is 'alley-oop.'
• 09:50-10:30 - Milo basically repeats the "couldn't lift Ralph up" joke.
• 10:30-12:35 - Milo says that when Ralph is at his sharpest, when he is 'on', Ralph has brilliant flashes of insight and greatness. "Regularly brilliant." Milo says that Ralph knows about art and literature, can talk about authors, composers, etc. Says that Ralph was more well-read than almost all the guests on the Killstream.
• 12:45-14:00 - Ralph has a great love of mischief, and is very funny and fun when he is 'on'.
• 14:00-15:00 - Milo says he doesn't want to beat up on Ralph anymore out of his sense of Christian Charity.
• 16:50-17:00 - Milo says that you don't know what childhood trauma could have happened that affected him.
• 17:00-17:50 - Milo: "What happened to me during childhood did much worse things to me than turn me into Ethan Ralph, it made me have sex with men, and not just men but black ones." "Ralph is under the protection of House Yiannopoulos"
• 18:00-18:30 - Milo says that getting gang-raped by a pack of niggers and going back for me is more embarrassing than being Ethan Ralph.
• 19:28- Milo: "I feel a sense of protection and older brother vibe with Ralph." He says the Twitter dispute was family shit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

walking around his house for a few hours, basically showing off his whole house

Is Milo still squatting in Dov Charney’s house that’s been foreclosed or did he gtfo? There was very odd assortment of LA sleezeballs all squatting in the house last year as the courts were wrangling with the estate.

It’s a shame that house didn’t have a fish tank style live stream running in it.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Is Milo still squatting in Dov Charney’s house that’s been foreclosed or did he gtfo? There was very odd assortment of LA sleezeballs all squatting in the house last year as the courts were wrangling with the estate.

It’s a shame that house didn’t have a fish tank style live stream running in it.

Yes I believe he said he is still in there. The house is massive, and has very bizarre features in it, like a weird wash basin thing that is featured in one of the clips from the Nick segment.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Is Milo still squatting in Dov Charney’s house that’s been foreclosed or did he gtfo? There was very odd assortment of LA sleezeballs all squatting in the house last year as the courts were wrangling with the estate.

It’s a shame that house didn’t have a fish tank style live stream running in it.

thats insane how wasn't that a bigger story

 

[Artaius]

Ralph’s body is so fucked up that the human brain actually struggles to understand what it’s looking at, even from multiple different angles. It’s both impressive and horrifying.

A Möbius strip of infinite fat. Ever changing. Ever shifting.

 

[Ishtar]

Okay honest question, if you locked Ralph up for say. A year, no booze, no pills, no food and let starvation do it’s work?

Could you remotely get something that looks human? Or would it somehow also look like a Nurglite chaos spawn?

 

[Beavis]

Okay honest question, if you locked Ralph up for say. A year, no booze, no pills, no food and let starvation do it’s work?

Could you remotely get something that looks human? Or would it somehow also look like a Nurglite chaos spawn?

He was locked up for 10 months and already did this. The result is a bunch of loose skin.

 

[sarna]

Yes I believe he said he is still in there. The house is massive, and has very bizarre features in it, like a weird wash basin thing that is featured in one of the clips from the Nick segment.

Charney also famously installed an enormous sculpture of a hand flipping the bird out front.

AFAICT the news hasn't covered the story since the fall of 2023. In the absence of further reports I assume he's still in there. The legal war over the property is a fantastic mess, I wanna say there were almost 20 assorted liens against it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Milo says that when Ralph is at his sharpest, when he is 'on', Ralph has brilliant flashes of insight and greatness. "Regularly brilliant." Milo says that Ralph knows about art and literature, can talk about authors, composers, etc. Says that Ralph was more well-read than almost all the guests on the Killstream.

This is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.

 

[Berrakh]

Good time to reiterate that Nothing Ever Happens.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Okay honest question, if you locked Ralph up for say. A year, no booze, no pills, no food and let starvation do it’s work?

Could you remotely get something that looks human? Or would it somehow also look like a Nurglite chaos spawn?

He would die a painful death from xanax withdrawal. Benzos don't let go

 

[Um...]

Good time to reiterate that Nothing Ever Happens.

This happened.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Okay honest question, if you locked Ralph up for say. A year, no booze, no pills, no food and let starvation do it’s work?

Could you remotely get something that looks human? Or would it somehow also look like a Nurglite chaos spawn?

Best case scenario, but Ralph already has worse looking fupa and titsacks:

edit: for this one we're assuming Ralph starts working out: