🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 275 71.6%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.4%
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Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Ralph brings up getting beat up last week as proof of him not being afraid of confrontation (re: Diddler Dax).
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It's more he's too dumb, drunk and fat to know when he's about to talk his way into an ass-beating. Once the ass-beating commences, he lies there weaklessly and helplessly like a turtle on his back just getting his ass kicked until whoever is delivering the pain has mercy.
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AnOminous said:
It's more he's too dumb, drunk and fat to know when he's about to talk his way into an ass-beating. Once the ass-beating commences, he lies there weaklessly and helplessly like a turtle on his back just getting his ass kicked until whoever is delivering the pain has mercy.
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And his fans will chant "RALPHAMALE W"
 
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Lolcow78 said:
You can't hate because the guy has the balls to do what 99% of you pussies wouldn't do. You can laugh at him for getting beat up while admitting he has that dog in him.
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Lmao yeah totally. The only reason I don't shit my pants in public on stream and flee the country to go live in a Third World shitshack is I just don't have the balls, not because only the dumbest fucking retard alive would do that shit.
 
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Look--an Alien! said:
:diddler: he wuz 6'5" and I got back up and said fuck you BISH

It's like the story a ten year old comes up with to explain why he came home from school with a black eye
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To give Ralph some credit. He admitted his punches were so gay and limp that they didn’t phase the guy. It really sounds like when a girl starts hitting you.
Honestly, that’s such an embarrassing story, I’m amazed Ralph even admitted it, knowing how thin skinned he is.

What I’m intrigued about is that Ralph got “robbed” and said the police can’t help you… but Ralph apparently did have to deal with the police because he got a fine and I think an hour in jail because of the “fight” with the “6 foot 5 giga MexicanChad” sidebar, whenever a short man is telling you how big someone else is, you can easily take a foot off their described height, so I assume this GigaChad was only like 5’5… and the GigaChad was telling Ralph “go home gringo you get arrested”. I’m wondering if the money that Ralph had to pay as a “fine” was actually money he just had robbed off him?
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
To give Ralph some credit. He admitted his punches were so gay and limp that they didn’t phase the guy. It really sounds like when a girl starts hitting you.
Honestly, that’s such an embarrassing story, I’m amazed Ralph even admitted it, knowing how thin skinned he is.
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As Ralph was giving details about the bloke, I was expecting Ralph to say "and he was the best kisser I ever met".
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
As part of the 99% of pussies that wouldn't do what the Ralphamale does, let me list some things the pigfuck does that I don't:
  • Brag about skills and things I obviously don't possess
  • Live like a made-up persona (the worst traits of Hunter S. Thompson, Ric Flair, Alex Jones, Daniel Tosh, Howard Stern and G.G. Allin) without even the means to sustain it
  • Mix booze with heavy prescribed medication
  • Purchase stuff, organize events and book travels without the means to pay for them
  • Start fights with random idiots over perceived slights
  • Get beaten over said slights
  • Still think he won even when he's in the wrong
  • Seek motherly figures in their significant others
  • Sire children with troubled women
  • Fail to provide for said women and children
  • Abuse said women and children
  • Release revenge porn
  • Show to the world he has a disgusting paraphilia when releasing said revenge porn
  • Attempt to create a harem with the mistress and the estranged wife once caught cheating
  • Run away from responsibility when shit hits the fan
  • Expect money and success doing the same things over and over
  • Expect money and success just by watching random clips
  • Get banned from every single content host for being a living hazard
  • Alienate every single person who ever cared for me
  • Live in precarious conditions in a filthy hovel in a country whose language I can't speak
  • Fail to recognize the abyss one got oneself into
  • Constantly show the world how much of a twisted disgusting bastard he is, without a hint of self-awareness
  • Do everything listed so far just to show a bunch of random nobodies on the internet how supposedly awesome and superior I am

If that makes me a pussy, so be it.
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If you need that many reasons to prove you're better than someone (didn't read btw) , you're probably not.
 
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porkWellington said:
Dick could very easily derail the Ralphamentum by releasing the walls of text Ralph likely sent him over the years
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Gotta remember that Ralph is solely an entertainer. Him releasing the texts will give Ralph a reason to respond in kind, thus creating a feud that leads to tons of content and money.

Dick isnt going to think he owned Ralph by releasing the texts, the people who will however are KiwiMarks who believe everything they see. Stay protecting JuJu
 
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Maybe we need a sub category for the gunt's "hot take" of the week.
I'm thinking this one from Jesse's stream.
That somehow, and he looked it up, the weed use in his youth caused his third tit to appear.

Now if he was claiming all that dope smoking as a kid created his shrunken balls and Memphis micro, well he may be on to something there.
 
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lester said:
Maybe we need a sub category for the gunt's "hot take" of the week.
I'm thinking this one from Jesse's stream.
That somehow, and he looked it up, the weed use in his youth caused his third tit to appear.

Now if he was claiming all that dope smoking as a kid created his shrunken balls and Memphis micro, well he may be on to something there.
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Maybe you need a girlfriend.
 
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Lolcow78 said:
Gotta remember that Ralph is solely an entertainer. Him releasing the texts will give Ralph a reason to respond in kind, thus creating a feud that leads to tons of content and money.

Dick isnt going to think he owned Ralph by releasing the texts, the people who will however are KiwiMarks who believe everything they see. Stay protecting JuJu
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Stop fucking doubleposting you faggot this isn't Discord.

Also, glad you found your pink triangle, slay queen!!! ▼
 
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