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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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3/12/25 - Ralph Risks HIV to Complete Phase 1 of His Murder-Suicide Plot, Soberly Reveals His Real Voice for the First Time Ever​

Today, Ralph was once again felted by another power outage while attempting to be a streamer in the third world. Unlike most days where he would lay back down and cry himself back to sleep, Ralph decided to drive/be driven to a hotel room solely to honor his daily Killstream promise and not because he was being cooked to a crisp inside his Lawyer's shed.
When Ralph started his stream however, something was incredibly strange, Ralph was talking through an unfiltered microphone with no post processing capabilities for the first time in a long time. The result was that Big Fans of the Killstream got to hear what Ralphs Troo & Vindicated voice sounds like, and it is horrifyingly exactly what a hill billy with no teeth that also received a crowbar to the jaw bashed in with a crowbar sounds like. Pay attention to how anything pronounced as an "S" is now pronounced as "SHu".

Ralph later receives messages stating how terrible he sounds, yet he insists his voice is all good! (completely sober btw)

Now now, I know this is a lot to take in, and frankly I can already hear the retorts headed my way
stalker.pngNo, Tranny Gay-log, that is not my actual unfiltered voice. It is obviously the poor quality of my phone's microphone plus the distance I am away from it that is making it so I sound like a complete retard. Enjoy Doxbin.
Hold the above thought in your noggins, as we will be returning to this retort later in the article.

Ralph Admits to Having Intercourse With His Sons Grandmother​
A bit later, Ralph would receive a call from Persip, and instead of ending his dogshit stream Ralph would mute his mic and argue on Persips stream while being completely muted on the Killstream. This engagement was almost an entire hour, with absolutely zero content aside from Ralph getting red in the face yelling at seemingly nothing:
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As you can see, the phone is placed very close to his face, and is also, obviously, the same device being used as a microphone for both the killstream and persips stream. Notice the change in quality as we continue our investigation:
Ralph reveals what he has been obnoxiously hinting at for the past few days to be troo: Ethan Ralph is having sex with his sons Grandmother (0:55), Ralph admits he's a slave to Ariana Vickers now and has to attend all of these court hearings under her command (2:50), Ralph is bringing his sons grandmother to a wrestling event to have intercourse with her again instead of bringing his son (3:45), Ralph reveals he has already fucked his sons grandmother this past week when he visited California (4:25), Ralph copes more about his ring, finally reveals the supposed price of it to be 20k (11:10), Ralph reveals he had a 16 hour long bromance call with a homosexual 2 years ago (15:40)

AIDS​
In a recent document filed by Mr. Vickers, Vickers claimed to have received AIDS from Ariana. However, the release of this information was made public after Ralph had sex with Ariana, not before. Meaning he was not aware of this filing as ebadanced by the following tweet:
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It's okay though, because once this information became public knowledge, Ralph was reassured he didn't get pozzed by demanding secret, third party ebadance that he didn't just lay with a psychopath who may or may not be trying to kill everyone she perceives as crossing her via Bioterrorism:
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Is this ebadance Troo & Vindicated? We'll never know because Ralph is too scared to even entertain the idea he voluntarily brought ancient sektur legends of him carrying AIDS into reality... But to actually go so far as to truss a bish just because you're scared of having a disease that's great for weight loss!? Sad, Pathetic!
Here's an incredibly lazy timeline of the events:
3/7 - Ralph goes to California for the sole purpose of seeing his sonnnn that he lovvvesss with zero ulterior motives like rape or extortion of his sons Grandmother (which definitely would've happened anyway with a barely legal prostitute, but this time it was for free 'cuz it's in the family, baby!)
3/8 - Ralph lands and has visit 1 with his son, later rapes his sons grandmother into the night.
3/9 - Ralph wakes up and enjoys a morning of supervised touching of a child. Not without taking a shower and putting on underwear of course, who on earth would ever touch their child after having sex with their sons grandmother without at least putting underwear on, right?...right?
3/11 - Ralph finds out the hard way Ariana might have AIDS, proceeds to have an incredibly sober Killstream appearence via dancing and froliking around to Katy Perry and TayTay
3/12 - Ralph is now openly Arianas bitch that is being forced to go to court in her stead to stalk her husband. uh-mayzin!

Uncle Ralphs Fucked-Up Voice​
Lets return back to da illustrious keeel stream to see what Ralph does with the last hour of the show
Ralph thinks he's a literal god who created Dox Moon & Nick Rekieta, expresses regret for creating Dox Moon:

Big Fans of The Killstream tell Ralph that his voice was better merely moments ago on Persips stream, Ralph Retorts that it was because they were on Discord and also because he had the phone closer to his face. Yet mysteriously, when he brings it up to his face now, his inability to pronounce the language his daddy gave him is worse:

Like many applications that are primarily used for calls, Discord has many audio enhancing plugins that require very little interfacing by the people using them, it is almost all completely automatic and invisible. But now that the application is gone, Ralphs voice is back to sounding like a hillbilly meth junkie. The Verdict? complete and total vin-duh-cay-shun for this here Guntographer! But it goes a little deeper than that doesn't it? This above pictorial ebadance proves beyond a reasonable doubt that all your favorite sound bits of Ethan Ralph have been modified by computer applications to translate his hog squealing to barely audible speech. Combined with Ralphs obsession with camera filters and altercations of his selfies; who in this Sektur can truly say they have ever heard or seen the real Ethan Ralph? In a new age where all can be modified, enhanced, and even created from scratch digitally in real time, the only Troo & Vindicated way to actually get a REAL photo of Ethan Ralph would be for someone to hunt him down like a cryptid and take a Polaroid of him in his natural habitat (unattended garbage pails).

Ralph returns from using the washroom, and does that thing all fat people do by airing out his gunt via playing with the sides of his shirt (0:00), Ralph soberly bumps his head on a television that is mounted above him (0:05), Ralph hints that he has received a yuge W in New York (0:45)

Ralph hears a long CNN clip about everything you give him may soon become tax free, and despite Ralphs love for mohammad cock, Ralph does a heel-fabe-turn on the shit skins for money (0:00), Ralph recalls what his daddy told him when daddy needed some massaging in strange places (0:20), Ralph wishes the Palestinians well "from afar" and that uh... "They'll be alright..." (0:50), a "Tax Freee~" for the road (1:10)

Ralph LITERALLY BEGS FOR MONEY so he can eat today:

Ralph officially states on his keel stream that him and Ariana are dating (0:00), Ralph speaks in length on the pleasures of making his partner cum (0:40), Someone asks the burning question anyone with an IQ above 9 is practically shouting at their monitors: What about your son? Ralph responds to the question that completely destroys any valid reason to fuck his sons grandma by stating "What about my son?" (1:15), Ralph refuses to respond to a super chat asking if Ariana is pregnant while his two remaining braincells furiously brush together to find a better answer as to why he is fucking his mothers grandma (1:20), Ralph finally gives his final answer: "Do you think he doesn't want another Uncle?" (1:55), "What about your son, faggot? wuh-what about your son, you say a lot about my son, what about your son; tell me about them" (2:15)

Ralph keeps his title of the Sekturs #1 Diva by singing and dancing to yesterdays TayTay song once more (0:00), Ralph gets flirty (1:55), Ralph adjusts his chastity cage (2:10), Ralph reminds us he's going to take a firearm and shoot Vickers multiple times via subliminal finger gun messaging (2:20), Ralph mimics his favorite pass-time (3:15):

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It feels strange leaving these articles without something at the end, but honestly I don't really have anything to say. Instead here's a song that may or may not be depicting my current feelings on the sektur as a whole allegedly if you want to know the metaphorical truth about it its probably you who posted this link cock sucking lying faggot motherfucker: https://youtu.be/-gnwrLGMxHI?si=IOFG0Y1liu2nSW5G
 
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Ralph officially states on his keel stream that him and Ariana are dating (0:00), Ralph speaks in length on the pleasures of making his partner cum (0:40), Someone asks the burning question anyone with an IQ above 9 is practically shouting at their monitors: What about your son? Ralph responds to the question that completely destroys any valid reason to fuck his sons grandma by stating "What about my son?" (1:15), Ralph refuses to respond to a super chat asking if Ariana is pregnant while his two remaining braincells furiously brush together to find a better answer as to why he is fucking his mothers grandma (1:20
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SWEET HOME CALIFORNIA!
 
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Ralphs obsession with camera filters and altercations of his selfies; who in this Sektur can truly say they have ever heard or seen the real Ethan Ralph?
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There was a rare unfiltered Sasquatch sighting last summer in Minnesota, by a kiwi photog
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Showing the actual state of his bloated knock kneed corpus (much different than the highly altered fictional portrait he would later proudly post.)
 
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Is this ebadance Troo & Vindicated? We'll never know because Ralph is too scared to even entertain the idea he voluntarily brought ancient sektur legends of him carrying AIDS into reality...
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Ralph dying of AIDS he got from fucking his sons grandmother would honestly be the perfect ending for Ralph. It’s too fitting not to be true.
 
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Jerry Springer's grave started glowing more than a week ago. The earie glow has been growing in intensity with each passing day. Maury Povich has been dreaming of talking tortas and endless, cyclopean, gunted landscapes. Thumbed buttholes fly through the warped and impossible sky. Ethan has surpassed what had been thought possible. He is the shittiest, lowest class, stupidest, white trash piece of shit ever.

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3/12/25 - Ralph Risks HIV to Complete Phase 1 of His Murder-Suicide Plot, Soberly Reveals His Real Voice for the First Time Ever
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Not only does his unfiltered voice sound like a squealing pig, his speech patterns remind me of people who suffered from a stroke.
I do believe him when he says he doesn't drink alcohol since rehab, otherwise we would've had a pillstream and dadaistic tweets with 15 typos in 3 sentences by now.
But it's obvious that he is stuffed to the gills with a plethora of over the counter uppers, downers, screamers and laughers. Piggertits, living his best life in paradise, can't make it through the day without heavy medications.
 
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There was a rare unfiltered Sasquatch sighting last summer in Minnesota, by a kiwi photog
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Showing the actual state of his bloated knock kneed corpus (much different than the highly altered fictional portrait he would later proudly post.)
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Imagine going for an early morning jog and seeing this from the edges of your eyes.
It's the reverse Slenderman, short and fat.
 
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Ralph officially states on his keel stream that him and Ariana are dating (0:00), Ralph speaks in length on the pleasures of making his partner cum (0:40), Someone asks the burning question anyone with an IQ above 9 is practically shouting at their monitors: What about your son? Ralph responds to the question that completely destroys any valid reason to fuck his sons grandma by stating "What about my son?" (1:15), Ralph refuses to respond to a super chat asking if Ariana is pregnant while his two remaining braincells furiously brush together to find a better answer as to why he is fucking his mothers grandma (1:20), Ralph finally gives his final answer: "Do you think he doesn't want another Uncle?" (1:55), "What about your son, faggot? wuh-what about your son, you say a lot about my son, what about your son; tell me about them" (2:15)
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HAIL TO THE KING, BABY
 
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