🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Pelican Bones]

almost like he's an autistic dude on a site for autistic people

Neger respecter here. He's not an autistic dude. He's the autistic dude.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Big leagued by MERSH of all people. And to think, this had the makings of the greatest Nightwave of all time.

I enjoyed these two speds talking about filing a $90 LLCs as if that makes them Wharton Business school grads.

Ralph really does need to stay drunk and high 24/7 because it’s the only way he can stay convinced of his greatness, charisma and success. He is liquid confidence personified. Any moments of sober reality make him suicidal.

Drunk Ralph begging Mersh to “team up” for a show was just sad. Ralph needs a buddy real bad.

Did anyone notice that Ralph begging Mersh to take calls began because drunk Ralph thought one of the commenters screen names was the “nome de plume” of his ex-girlfriend? It’s almost a shame Mersh cut off sloppy drunk Ralph. I bet Ralph cried and texted eleven accounts/phones that have him blocked till he passed out.

 

[Big Mommy]

Been lazy, shared things in Gunt Chat I never posted to the thread, so might be mishmash and/or already shared.



Paypal email is sjwalert@gmail.com which is the same email he uses for his Bob Smith account which he has used in his attempts to flag down a reupload of the Fuck Warski Festival on YouTube as well as against PODAWFUL on his Save Ethan Ralph Festival. Thanks to @Makoto Niijima for the PODAWFUL txeet


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If you wish to beg him to be unbanned from his chat you should email ethanralph@rocketmail.com (revealed during Monday show, not sure if already known).

Ralph's Monday show ME AGAINST THE WORLD is really not worth watching. He shits on Kyler and Iron Wolf Spear, who do both seem like spergs, but who cares? He was going to have them on his show, apparently while knowing all this. Only from 2:15:39 is worth anything, brief comments on PODAWFUL show - he was 'bated once and won't be 'bated again, has not listened to the call (and presumably does not remember it), MYAH (Cleo's contribution, she is a torta-shell), and he will dox Jesse's wife and children. KILLSTREAM SPECIAL: ME AGAINST THE WORLD

Have been working on a cut of the important parts of that stream, but honestly dunno if I can be assed. Will post here if I do.

Rumble archive of PODAWFUL | SAVE ETHAN RALPH FESTIVAL
Rumble archive of KILLSTREAM SPECIAL: ME AGAINST THE WORLD

EDIT: Forgot this -



Not shocking that he is reading court documents from California/Nevada but worth noting.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's just tired from focusing on his sobriety guys

 

[DogZero]

I don’t have personal experience but I assume since xanax is a pill it has sort of a delayed effect. So that would mean he took however much right before the call, and then it started hitting him around 20 minutes in and only got worse.

Just picture how funny that is, he thinks to himself “i’m gonna call jesse and figure out the show for tomorrow, better eat 5 xannieberries right as I click call!”

Is he really that anxious about a simple pre show call that he thought he needed xans? or did he think it would be quick enough to be done before they hit? Like for real what was the thinking even? why not take them after the call and pass out in peace? Maybe he was drunk which made him forget he took xans and want to talk to someone???

Also his response that whatever the recording is, he did it for the content, he did it for the people, is unironically the best response he could have given. o7 Ralph! “I took 10 Xannies and talked about eating shit for 2 hours for the audience’s sake biiiisssh!!”

 

[Die For Me!]

3/22/25 - Ralph Disguises Kiss-Vitos-Ring Ceremony as Fuck Warski Festival, Fumbles Ball by All Accounts​

Da Players:

• Persip - Knock-off Flamenco
• Ethan Ralph - Closeted granny tranny desperate for Dick [Masterson]
• Ryan Harkness - a-log of Aaron Imholte, has horrifying meth mouth
• Vito the Pedo - The man Ethan Ralph genuinely wishes he could be right now
• Raven - Supposed super star model that can't afford a quality microphone, has enough free time to sit silently on Ralphs show for 4 hours
• Power Chat - Ralph upgrades super chat bot to his own voice, slurred speech and inability to pronounce words included tax free
• Kill Kino Kasino (KKK) - Special guest who will drop / assist in the drop of the cherry-on-top, never before seen Warski footage
• Brian Dunn - JIM DIED.
• Surfer - A man denied his Casino.

Today's Supposed Goals:

• Have a panel of guests who know Warski to some degree recount all the embarrassing things Warski has done
• Stick to the plan Persip had outlined for Ralph on the phone the night before
• Embarrass Andy Warski enough to force a public statement or do some type of damage control over Festivals success
• Give Ethan Ralph $400 Dollars to reveal SHOCKING new footage of Andy Warski doing... well, we'll hafta hit da ghouuuul first if you want to know the truth about it!

Today's Actual Goals unbeknownst to All but Ralph:

• turn camera on
• invite vito, demand a co-signed-heel-turn-fabe to hold hands with Dax at Hackamania
• do drugs off camera
• hit da ghouuuuuuuul
• 

Todays clip worthy events would take place in the 3rd hour, where Ralph would ged up to grab a mysterious Uber Eats order while leaving Vito completely unattended. The moment Ralph leaves, Vito would immediately rile up the panel with how everyone should be able to talk about raping children again:

Oh jeez, is that rascal Vito talking about raping children again while I was away? Shaken mah heeaaadd

Before we get into the shit fest, can we please just take a moment and appreciate whatever the fuck is going on with Ryans mouth? Holy fuck :

Fuck Vito Festival​

After consuming his mysterious Uber Eats item off camera, Ralph returns and takes back what he said last month about Jim, and returns to his Troo & Vindicated promise to pee and poo on his grave (1:30), Ralph wagers his children's lives that he will pee on Metokurs grave (1:50), Ralph admits he "cant hate that person [Dax]" because he's obviously in love with him (6:30), Ralph is going to Hackamania to stalk Dax Herrera and try to hold his hand (6:40), Ralph still refuses to back down that he was wrong for invading Daxs drawer, eating a bunch of random drugs and then passing out on his couch completely naked (7:10), Ralph segues blame directly at Vito for stating the obvious that Ralph looked like he was going to die (7:30), Ralph explodes at Vito (7:50), Ralph declares a bald-off and they remove each others hats, Ralphs clearly went to a salon to get his hair put in a pretty comb-over (8:10), "u-uh you know what it's a little thicker than I thought..." (8:20), Ralph starts pointing his hoof at the camera in anger and frustration towards Vito (9:00), Ralph begins playing the clip of Vito and Dick talking about Ralph, Ralph begins talking shit to the video while forcing everyone, including a person who is in the video, to stay quiet (14:40), Ralph downplays being high by stating he was "California Sober" (16:10), Ralph retorts the episode of BPITU that he was on was the best show they've ever had (16:35), Vito reveals new information that Ralph bumped into Vitos vehicle while attempting to backout of Dax's driveway, did not even attempt to asses damages or tell Vito and instead drove away (17:30)

Fuck Everyone Festival​

After an embarrassing 20 minutes of licking Vitos gunt grease and sending him off, Ralph would invite Kill Kino Kasino (KKK) onto the panel, who was incredibly disgusted at Vitos "jokes" and got into a gigantic arguement with the Ralphamale which eventually led to him quietly taking his leave:

Ryan defends Vito and calls KKK a sperg (0:00), "Work is a wrestling term" (0:35), Ralph rolls a critical failure logic check "I'm pretty sure he would be in jail if he was a massive rapist of kids." (2:10), "Ge-Ge-Gentleman, please!!!" (3:55), Ralph uses the amazing logic that because Vito is too fat to chase children, he cannot possibly be a pedophile that manipulates them in other ways like the written werd (5:25), KKK calls Ryan out again, which then turns into a screaming match once again (8:50), Ralph face palms with both hooves in frustration (9:05), Ralph vindicated the entire Kiwi Farms "If it makes people laugh, it makes people laugh" (10:30), "stop-stop-stop-stop-stop-stop!" (12:05), Persip yells at Ralph that the Festival has been side tracked about Vito, which is exactly what he told Ralph would happen during their bromance call the night before (12:40), Ralph gives up and admits his Troo & Vindicated thoughts on his supporters and all the deadbeats he has to pretend to like "I just hate everybody actually never mind" (14:25), Ralph loses it over his panel and his chat pissed off at Ralph about bringing Vito to a Fuck Warski Festival (14:40), Ralph pretends that everything up to this point is going exactly as he planned it WWE style, and if you don't like it GTFO (15:20), "I'm Vince Fucking McMahon mother fucker!" (16:10)

By the end of the above clip, we have well surpassed the 7 hour mark of the Fuck Warski Festival, with a mere 2 hours being dedicated to Adam "Race" Warski.

​

While Raven was reading text messages between her and Warski, Ralph would take it upon himself to read them aloud manically:

Fuck Everyone Except Richard Spencer Festival​

Immediately afterwords, Richard Spencer would be surprised to see that the Killstream is still a thing. Under the presumption that the Killstream is still a political show and not some gossip slop forum for the filthiest poz pigs on earth, he would proceed to eat up an additional 40 minutes of supposed Warski festival time to talk politics:

Near the end of the interview, Richard Spencer would talk about his book that is actually going to be published, and of course Ralph had to butt-in and state that he too is creating a book in the "Gonzo style". Spencer being the gay snob that he is, asks Ralph if that means he's working on a coloring book :

Ralph rages at Dox Moon for posting in his chat, genuienly believes Null is going to go to federal prison for some fucking reason:

Fuck Persip Festival​

During the final few hours of the Festival, Ralph would disappear into the night to get cigarettes, leaving Persip in charge. Once he came back, Ralph and Persip would begin to having a falling out:
"uh, I hit the goal, nigger, you didn't hit shit" (1:00), "I don't care, I hit the goal, I don't give a fuck" (2:05), Ralph brings Brian Dunn into the call (2:45), "Okay you know what, Nigger, fuck you, I'm not fucked up" (5:55), Ralph kicks Persip because he tells Ralph he needs to go back to rehab (6:40), Ralph moves goal posts by stating no one wants to watch 10 hours of Warski content (11:30), "I wish I was fucking drunk, fuck" (14:20), Persip sends a dono telling Ralph he has severe brain damage and needs to see a doctor (17:00)

Fuck Surfer Festival​

Ralph threatens to dox Persip for calling out Ralph being wasted on stream (1:20), This entire show has actually all gone according to plan gay logs it's supposed to only have ~2.5 hours of Warski kahntent if you want to know the truth about it (2:40), Surfer appears (12:25), Surfer shows his friend Robbie who looks like he's going to chop surfer up into a million pieces (14:15), Ralph wants to shame Surfer for living in Canada when he's living in a 3rd world shithole that barely has power (14:55), Surfer nonchalantly BTFOs Ralphs attempts at shaming Surfer for being a productive member of society. Take note of the genuine happy smile on Surfers face VS. Ralphs bull-dog jowl ridden face (21:10)

Surf's Up

Ralph's down


Ralph would then end the show completely alone, looping over and over and over again about Richard Spencer. The promised Warski footage paypigs donated $400 Dollars to see was never delivered due to the fallout of having Vito on the show. The next day, Ralph would reveal that he never had or saw the footage in the first place, meaning he couldn't even verify if it was worth $400 dollars to reveal. In the end, Ralph sold the festival, the faith his supporters had in him, his down-low gay lover, and his supposed sobriety, for $100 Dollars less than what he sold his TRR domain for.

 

[PrimeVector]

I wonder if he's confusing "butt squirting" with Faith and May farting out lube. It's not out of the question that he'd be that retarded to believe that.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Imagine carrying this comment in your soul for 7 years

- I find it hard to imagine.

- it wasn’t my comment.

- I didn’t carry it for seven years.

 

[David Spadem]

Paypal email is sjwalert@gmail.com which is the same email he uses for his Bob Smith account which he has used in his attempts to flag down a reupload of the Fuck Warski Festival on YouTube as well as against PODAWFUL on his Save Ethan Ralph Festival. Thanks to @Makoto Niijima for the PODAWFUL txeet

Interesting that he's still got his @theralphretort.com email linked as a secondary email address when hes admitted to selling it.

Also, his in show graphics still display killstream.live which he no longer owns from what's currently being displayed. Yet he claims to be living a comfortable life he can't even keep his domains.



Now if he wants killstream.live back it'll cost him a pretty peso:

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Somehow Ralph managed to take a weekend dedicated to shitting on Warski and made it into a Ralph Gets Fucked Extravaganza. Simply masterful, Kang.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

• Jesse says he's "seen a woman's butt squirt".

The scientific name is diarrhea and it's the greatest thing ever if you wanna know the truth about it Johm Potter!

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Maybe we will get a Ralph troons out arc afterall.

He's fat and has bitchtits. I'd say he's halfway there already

 

[There She Glows]

I've listened to the entire thing. Here are my takeaways:

And
Nick Rekieta: Ralph points out that Nick completely fried his brains with his drug habit. "Nick's lost so much brain power it's insane."

 

[Sicko Hunter]

• Ralph continues discussing how much he loves getting his asshole licked and he's gotten multiple women to do this because it degrades them.
• Ralph says his greatest orgasm came from having a woman suck his asshole.
• Towards the end they start talking about ass fucking again. Ralph is obviously fucked up on drugs and completely reiterates his entire diatribe I've already described as if he completely forgot he already said it.
• Jesse and Ralph concur that women can have anal orgasms. Jesse says he's "seen a woman's butt squirt".
• Ralph says he loves queefs and it's the "best thing ever".
• Jesse ends the conversation when Ralph tries to bring up anal for the third time.

This is horrific

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I wonder if Ralph thinks when a woman pisses. She is really cumming?

 

[Gator_Aids]

I wonder if Ralph thinks when a woman pisses. She is really cumming?

Without access to her asshole, he can’t really be sure. It’s Schrodinger’s Thumb.

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

He is audibly eating at different times, annoyingly. Not sure if it's actually food or if he's just got something in his mouth.

Perhaps it's dentures moving around?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Oh man. I knew that Surfer has to do with PPP's origin story and is a part of the lore but I would always sort of skip over him. What a retard.

Just when you think the Sektur is down for the count it always finds a way to produce new and better content.

 

[JustStopDude]

Dear God...how does Ralph get fucked up enough to want to talk to Bryan Dunn and not immediately die of an overdose?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Dear God...how does Ralph get fucked up enough to want to talk to Bryan Dunn and not immediately die of an overdose?

That’s how low and little the list of people willing to talk to Ralph has gotten. Beggars can’t be choosers.